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CavaliersFTW
03-17-2015, 10:39 PM
I've seen YouTube video's of mind blowing parkour runs. I've seen Hollywood movies where parkour has been written into the script to be showcased. This is parkour being featured at its highest level of execution.

However, I've also seen 100 times as many videos of pasty unathletic kids eat epic shit as they attempt to duplicate the movies and jump off the roofs of buildings onto 2" staircase railings. It looks so ****ing painful to **** up in parkour. Does it really seem worth it to try and be like the guys in the movies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEs9zmF-Fwk

SugarHill
03-17-2015, 10:44 PM
Are you trying to do some of that shit? Upload some videos.

and fvck no is it worth it :biggums:

CavaliersFTW
03-17-2015, 10:52 PM
Are you trying to do some of that shit? Upload some videos.

and fvck no is it worth it :biggums:
Hahaha no I should have been more clear I'm asking rhetorically if it's worth it... I agree it does not seem worth it :oldlol:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/08/1412763579011_wps_6_Parkour_fail_Matt_Quinlan.jpg
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/08/1412763584827_wps_7_Parkour_fail_Matt_Quinlan.jpg

https://youtu.be/2kOkIWcgAtU?t=8s

Definitely not worth it.

CavaliersFTW
03-17-2015, 10:55 PM
https://youtu.be/ZEs9zmF-Fwk?t=5m53s

I think this dude was literally killed on impact :biggums:

TripleA
03-17-2015, 10:57 PM
yeah my friend does parkour and he says if you practice it and don't try to be too crazy that its really fun and exciting.

warriorfan
03-17-2015, 11:04 PM
parkour is for autistic kids who dont play real sports

RightToCensor
03-17-2015, 11:07 PM
White People call it parkour.

Black People call it running from the cops.

Not impressed.

SugarHill
03-17-2015, 11:07 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hA7GXOd.gif

this is just insane

CavaliersFTW
03-17-2015, 11:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hA7GXOd.gif

this is just insane
Just realized there's no roof.

I'd never try something that stupid again if I was that guy.

SugarHill
03-17-2015, 11:11 PM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/d461f76a1bee1947b572c32f6554008c/tumblr_mrkojzmn9M1ryc738o1_250.gif http://img.pandawhale.com/post-10237-Parkour-gif-lz84.gif

when it works out by experienced jumpers, it's incredible

CavaliersFTW
03-17-2015, 11:15 PM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/d461f76a1bee1947b572c32f6554008c/tumblr_mrkojzmn9M1ryc738o1_250.gif http://img.pandawhale.com/post-10237-Parkour-gif-lz84.gif

when it works out by experienced jumpers, it's incredible
Yeah but then there's this guy: https://youtu.be/Q5s9kor83n0?t=8s

But to be fair I think that kid might make anything he tries look like a bad idea.

BasedTom
03-17-2015, 11:16 PM
https://33.media.tumblr.com/d461f76a1bee1947b572c32f6554008c/tumblr_mrkojzmn9M1ryc738o1_250.gif http://img.pandawhale.com/post-10237-Parkour-gif-lz84.gif

when it works out by experienced jumpers, it's incredible
I'd rather do that Jackie Chan shit than the stupid shit posted earlier. There's more practical applications to it as well.

SugarHill
03-17-2015, 11:22 PM
Yeah but then there's this guy: https://youtu.be/Q5s9kor83n0?t=8s

But to be fair I think that kid might make anything he tries look like a bad idea.
:roll:

Like Tom said, Jackie Chan was doing parkour shit before it was an internet sensation. Dude is a legend.

That french film District 13 has some really nice parkour scenes from one of the main characters. It was remade for the US and came out a year ago in the name of Brick Houses.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/91a2feef883f37ba0479be8c56a72ed6/tumblr_n5y6vmlWZ31tcz3ato1_400.gif

Jameerthefear
03-17-2015, 11:23 PM
definition of parkour has really changed. it's not about doing useless flips and shit, it's about getting from one point to another as quickly as possible.

joe
03-17-2015, 11:49 PM
Yes, if you have the passion it definitely is. I don't do parkour exactly, but I do a lot of similar things. It is one of the greatest rushes you can feel. One time I climbed down this spiraling walkway, like 20 feet up in the air with only concrete below me. It raises your focus and concentration, forces you to be very aware and mindful of your surroundings. And when you accomplish the task you set out to accomplish, it is rewarding. Not to mention good exercise, for both strength and cardio.

When I am out there, I feel like it is the most important thing in the world. It feels fulfilling and meaningful, like it is the most meaningful thing I could possibly do in life. I get a similar feeling from writing a song, or a story. If you feel that passion, there is no question in your mind that it is worth it.

As far as risks. Well, you should only do things you are comfortable with, and confident that they are within your skill range. Obviously, sometimes you misjudge your skill level. Luckily for me I haven't been injured yet. But some days, I have way less confidence. On those days, I will just climb a tree or something small. But other days, you will do some extreme things that seem kind of insane in retrospect- like the story in my first paragraph.

CavaliersFTW
03-17-2015, 11:51 PM
definition of parkour has really changed. it's not about doing useless flips and shit, it's about getting from one point to another as quickly as possible.
Show us how it's done, film yourself and post the vid.

SugarHill
03-17-2015, 11:54 PM
Show us how it's done, film yourself and post the vid.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112010/1290166177_parkour-fail.gif

Jameerthefear
03-17-2015, 11:56 PM
Show us how it's done, film yourself and post the vid.
I don't do parkour. Just making an observation.

Jameerthefear
03-17-2015, 11:56 PM
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112010/1290166177_parkour-fail.gif
That's actually what I picture you to look like.

CavaliersFTW
03-17-2015, 11:57 PM
I don't do parkour. Just making an observation.
Do you play basketball? How come you never tried the 100 shots challenge. A poster of your caliber should be more involved in ISH challenges.

warriorfan
03-17-2015, 11:59 PM
or at least pull a lilojmayo and post fake videos and pictures of yourself :oldlol:

Jameerthefear
03-18-2015, 12:00 AM
I actually don't play basketball. I once had the skill, but I have major self confidence issues that cause me to play like crap when I play on a team with players worth a damn.

warriorfan
03-18-2015, 12:02 AM
I actually don't play basketball. I once had the skill, but I have major self confidence issues that cause me to play like crap when I play on a team with players worth a damn.


not trying to be a dick here but this is the most beta shit I have ever heard

CavaliersFTW
03-18-2015, 12:06 AM
I actually don't play basketball. I once had the skill, but I have major self confidence issues that cause me to play like crap when I play on a team with players worth a damn.
The 100 shots challenge could have been you just shooting in an empty gym though

Im Still Ballin
03-18-2015, 12:19 AM
The obvious problem I see with this is that it's genetically inferior and poor athletes... essentially average people trying to do athletic feats

Im Still Ballin
03-18-2015, 12:21 AM
*It is filled with i meant to say...

I'd suppose there are gymnast athletic types that are the best but there is obviously far far too many average joes trying to do incredibly complex and dangerous athletic feats

Not to mention it's pretty stupid

Jameerthefear
03-18-2015, 12:26 AM
not trying to be a dick here but this is the most beta shit I have ever heard
yeah having social anxiety is beta :rolleyes:

BasedTom
03-18-2015, 12:29 AM
I actually don't play basketball. I once had the skill, but I have major self confidence issues that cause me to play like crap when I play on a team with players worth a damn.


yeah having social anxiety is beta :rolleyes:
http://krautchan.net/files/1426650550001.gif

Jameerthefear
03-18-2015, 12:33 AM
http://krautchan.net/files/1426650550001.gif
yo who's the girl?

SugarHill
03-18-2015, 12:34 AM
yo who's the girl?
smh

BasedTom
03-18-2015, 12:35 AM
yo who's the girl?
jessica alba before she got old and ruined

Jameerthefear
03-18-2015, 12:36 AM
jessica alba before she got old and ruined
she's so pretty :)

KevinNYC
03-18-2015, 12:47 AM
Like Tom said, Jackie Chan was doing parkour shit before it was an internet sensation. Dude is a legend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA8rrAqip8E

http://media.giphy.com/media/xPrEhn949tpba/giphy.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/11gKVLKORFBsdy/giphy.gif

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/xrszih7.gif?w=370&h=286

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA8rrAqip8E

Doing it before the Internet.

Before sound.

Rake2204
03-18-2015, 01:05 AM
Man, some of those were brutal, but I'm thankful it was bone-break free (at least visibly). There were a number of clips where, just looking at the guy at the start it was like, "I don't know if this feller has what it takes...."

El Kabong
03-18-2015, 01:38 AM
Are you extremely athletic, strong and coordinated? No? Then don't bloody do parkour. All those fail clips are perfect examples of why you shouldn't do it.

ButterFace
03-18-2015, 02:29 AM
I dropped from the monkey bars when I was younger. Time for the puss puss.

ButterFace
03-18-2015, 02:30 AM
jessica alba before she got old and ruined

Already too old for jameer in that gif.