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buddha
03-18-2015, 06:41 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Fhzh5N7.png

http://i.imgur.com/VjdSpxC.png

in a completely unrelated note, any ISH'ers got any sweet tricks on youtube?

JohnFreeman
03-18-2015, 06:43 AM
No thanks

StephHamann
03-18-2015, 06:51 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHXpoufq0SA

yoooo Lebron23 my asian nikka, send her your videos.

:applause:

kurple
03-18-2015, 07:12 AM
i have a lot of childhood memories with this bitch

tomtucker
03-18-2015, 07:54 AM
Date ?.....:biggums: ..........i want a blowjob ! or no deal

K Xerxes
03-18-2015, 08:00 AM
I dunno, I can imagine it must feel like throwing a hot dog into a hall way. Experienced yeah. But those walls must be battered to hell now.

3peated
03-18-2015, 08:03 AM
is this for real lol, what a promotion

Foster5k
03-18-2015, 08:15 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Wow! I can't believe it. This is great!"

Lisa Ann: "So, first I'm going to take my clothes off and **** your brains out! How does that sound?"

3ball: "Um, that's great and all, but I thought we were just going to watch old Jordan footage at my mom's house?"

Lisa Ann: "What!? You just won a date with a porn star, and all you want to do is watch film of Michael Jordan at your mom's house?"

3ball: "Uh, why not?"

Lisa Ann: "God! I'm done. You're a ****ing loser! **** you! Go home and jerk your dick to Michael Jordan."

T_L_P
03-18-2015, 08:18 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Wow! I can't believe it. The is great!"

Lisa Ann: "So, first I'm going to take my clothes off and **** your brains out! How does that sound?"

3ball: "Um, that's great and all, but I thought we were just going to watch old Jordan footage at my mom's house?"

Lisa Ann: "What!? You just won a date with a porn star, and all you want to do is watch film of Michael Jordan at your mom's house?"

3ball: "Uh, why not?"

Lisa Ann: "God! I'm done. You're a ****ing loser! **** you! Go home and jerk your dick to Michael Jordan."

Nah, he'd tell Lisa that he will navigate efficiently into her ******.

LosBulls
03-18-2015, 08:20 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Wow! I can't believe it. The is great!"

Lisa Ann: "So, first I'm going to take my clothes off and **** your brains out! How does that sound?"

3ball: "Um, that's great and all, but I thought we were just going to watch old Jordan footage at my mom's house?"

Lisa Ann: "What!? You just won a date with a porn star, and all you want to do is watch film of Michael Jordan at your mom's house?"

3ball: "Uh, why not?"

Lisa Ann: "God! I'm done. You're a ****ing loser! **** you! Go home and jerk your dick to Michael Jordan."
3ball: "Sounds like a plan."

Asukal
03-18-2015, 08:23 AM
3ball's fetish is chest to chest with lisa ann. :applause:

warriorfan
03-18-2015, 08:33 AM
jizz

ArbitraryWater
03-18-2015, 08:38 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Wow! I can't believe it. This is great!"

Lisa Ann: "So, first I'm going to take my clothes off and **** your brains out! How does that sound?"

3ball: "Um, that's great and all, but I thought we were just going to watch old Jordan footage at my mom's house?"

Lisa Ann: "What!? You just won a date with a porn star, and all you want to do is watch film of Michael Jordan at your mom's house?"

3ball: "Uh, why not?"

Lisa Ann: "God! I'm done. You're a ****ing loser! **** you! Go home and jerk your dick to Michael Jordan."

Funny idea, meh execution.

fiddy
03-18-2015, 09:06 AM
yey, so excited about a date with a 42yo сum dumpster :rolleyes:

ButterFace
03-18-2015, 10:26 AM
Do we win a time machine too? It only needs to be able to go back 20 years.

imdaman99
03-18-2015, 10:39 AM
I still think she's hot, granted I don't think I've seen any of her recent videos :lol

Her as Palin was... damn.

WallIn
03-18-2015, 11:12 AM
Do we win a time machine too? It only needs to be able to go back 20 years.

Nah, 5-6 years will do.

jzek
03-18-2015, 12:22 PM
I don't wanna date her. I wanna eff her.

GimmeThat
03-18-2015, 12:28 PM
Shes probably gotten too old to ask me/wonder about any insecurity about herself after sex

Theoo
03-18-2015, 12:29 PM
holy crap i have to make video . i have very good trick shots saved in my arsenals for exactly this . i cant belive she are basketballs fan too , i well take her to dinner , kiss her to the lips and grab to her ass , then we well go to hagask

Uncle Drew
03-18-2015, 12:43 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Wow! I can't believe it. This is great!"

Lisa Ann: "So, first I'm going to take my clothes off and **** your brains out! How does that sound?"

3ball: "Um, that's great and all, but I thought we were just going to watch old Jordan footage at my mom's house?"

Lisa Ann: "What!? You just won a date with a porn star, and all you want to do is watch film of Michael Jordan at your mom's house?"

3ball: "Uh, why not?"

Lisa Ann: "God! I'm done. You're a ****ing loser! **** you! Go home and jerk your dick to Michael Jordan."
3ball is the GOAT off-dick ****er. :applause:

coin24
03-18-2015, 12:48 PM
No thanks

yeah stick to your blow up doll, it won't laugh at your micro pen1s:lol

24-Inch_Chrome
03-18-2015, 12:49 PM
[QUOTE=Theoo]holy crap i have to make video . i have very good trick shots saved in my arsenals for exactly this . i cant belive she are basketballs fan too , i well take her to dinner , kiss her to the lips and grab to her ass , then we well go to hagask

20Four
03-18-2015, 12:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHXpoufq0SA

yoooo Lebron23 my asian nikka, send her your videos.

:applause:
You dont want her to have nightmares now do you?

Suguru101
03-18-2015, 01:16 PM
Funny idea, meh execution.

Exactly what i thought.

Eric Cartman
03-18-2015, 01:32 PM
Lisa Ann: Congratulations! You won a date with me.

3ball: WTF? I thought it was a date with Michael Jordan.

riseagainst
03-18-2015, 01:34 PM
[QUOTE=Theoo]holy crap i have to make video . i have very good trick shots saved in my arsenals for exactly this . i cant belive she are basketballs fan too , i well take her to dinner , kiss her to the lips and grab to her ass , then we well go to hagask

Foster5k
03-18-2015, 01:52 PM
Lisa Ann: Congratulations! You won a date with me.

3ball: WTF? I thought it was a date with Michael Jordan.
:oldlol:

Achilleas
03-18-2015, 02:02 PM
lisa ann: oh 3ball you are great you are the best at penetration...
3ball: nah weak are now,it is easy to score now from penetration nobody is defending their self,they are soft .only black jesus MJ can score from penetration in the strong era when it was difficult.
then saw her some of the 10000 gifs of MJ and *** out

Kingwillball
03-18-2015, 03:52 PM
yey, so excited about a date with a 42yo сum dumpster :rolleyes:


:oldlol:

JT123
03-18-2015, 03:55 PM
LOL at the losers in here saying she's too old. Even in her 50's she'll still be hotter than any chick any of the beta posters on this site have been with.

Meticode
03-18-2015, 04:02 PM
LOL at the losers in here saying she's too old. Even in her 50's she'll still be hotter than any chick any of the beta posters on this site have been with.
Your standards are low. Then about all the ***** that been in that, and how lose she is.

imnew09
03-18-2015, 04:04 PM
LOL at the losers in here saying she's too old. Even in her 50's she'll still be hotter than any chick any of the beta posters on this site have been with.

Not surprised this is coming from a Lebron di** rider. They cant never have high standards/expectation anymore:lol

riseagainst
03-18-2015, 04:07 PM
LOL at the losers in here saying she's too old. Even in her 50's she'll still be hotter than any chick any of the beta posters on this site have been with.

you are saying this because you wank to her everyday and your computer screen with her getting her insides drilled by a BBC is the closest you will ever get to experience sex.

JT123
03-18-2015, 04:10 PM
Your standards are low. Then about all the ***** that been in that, and how lose she is.
All attractive women have been with a shit ton of dudes. :lol If a chick tells you she's had 15 sexual partners in her life she's had at least 45.
Only difference is Lisa's sexual encounters on video and she gets paid for it.

Theoo
03-18-2015, 04:11 PM
concept of my basketballs trick are done now , i do it lisa ann style , start with a naked girl bend over camera , and then i take small baksketballs plushy out her ass , with photoshoping tricks it well turn into real basketballs , i throw it behind my head to the baskets , put my penase inside the girl and take it out , the basketballs come right over my head and i hit it with my rock hard penase , it are fly to the rim on the baskets as i come and do standing pullup dunk. well film it tonight or tomorrow

24-Inch_Chrome
03-18-2015, 04:13 PM
concept of my basketballs trick are done now , i do it lisa ann style , start with a naked girl bend over camera , and then i take small baksketballs plushy out her ass , with photoshoping tricks it well turn into real basketballs , i throw it behind my head to the baskets , put my penase inside the girl and take it out , the basketballs come right over my head and i hit it with my rock hard penase , it are fly to the rim on the baskets as i come and do standing pullup dunk. well film it tonight or tomorrow

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

JT123
03-18-2015, 04:15 PM
Not surprised this is coming from a Lebron di** rider. They cant never have high standards/expectation anymore:lol
Okay Mr. high standards, why don't you post a pic of the last chick you plowed?
:lol You guys really need to cut the bullshit. If she came up to you in a club and started grabbing your shit there is no way any of you would turn her down. But if it makes you guys feel better to go online and pretend you sleep with young virgin supermodels every night go right ahead. :oldlol:

Eric Cartman
03-18-2015, 04:17 PM
concept of my basketballs trick are done now , i do it lisa ann style , start with a naked girl bend over camera , and then i take small baksketballs plushy out her ass , with photoshoping tricks it well turn into real basketballs , i throw it behind my head to the baskets , put my penase inside the girl and take it out , the basketballs come right over my head and i hit it with my rock hard penase , it are fly to the rim on the baskets as i come and do standing pullup dunk. well film it tonight or tomorrow

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-18-2015/x1Lrxf.gif (http://makeagif.com/x1Lrxf)

BlakFrankWhite
03-18-2015, 04:23 PM
concept of my basketballs trick are done now , i do it lisa ann style , start with a naked girl bend over camera , and then i take small baksketballs plushy out her ass , with photoshoping tricks it well turn into real basketballs , i throw it behind my head to the baskets , put my penase inside the girl and take it out , the basketballs come right over my head and i hit it with my rock hard penase , it are fly to the rim on the baskets as i come and do standing pullup dunk. well film it tonight or tomorrow


I fapped

J Shuttlesworth
03-18-2015, 04:24 PM
Who wouldn't want to smash it? Just use a rubber and all good. Plus she probably has better moves than any girl you've been with considering she's a pro :lol

riseagainst
03-18-2015, 04:31 PM
Who wouldn't want to smash it? Just use a rubber and all good. Plus she probably has better moves than any girl you've been with considering she's a pro :lol

im afraid she might snap my d1ck in half. But i'll still be delighted.

:(

ralph_i_el
03-18-2015, 04:38 PM
concept of my basketballs trick are done now , i do it lisa ann style , start with a naked girl bend over camera , and then i take small baksketballs plushy out her ass , with photoshoping tricks it well turn into real basketballs , i throw it behind my head to the baskets , put my penase inside the girl and take it out , the basketballs come right over my head and i hit it with my rock hard penase , it are fly to the rim on the baskets as i come and do standing pullup dunk. well film it tonight or tomorrow
:applause: :bowdown: :applause:

20Four
03-18-2015, 04:41 PM
LOL at the losers in here saying she's too old. Even in her 50's she'll still be hotter than any chick any of the beta posters on this site have been with.
Says the one that will die a virgin....dont make a comment when you NEVER even talked to a female....yet alone ANYBODY in real life you loner

Cold soul
03-18-2015, 04:50 PM
Lisa Ann: Congratulations! You won a date with me.

3ball: WTF? I thought it was a date with Michael Jordan.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Kevin-Garnett-Reaction-at-2013-Dunk-Contest.gif

Theoo
03-18-2015, 04:53 PM
lisa ann: congratuttations you have win a date with me

theoo: ok

lisa ann: wow i expected nerd loser maybe you well call me afterwards

theoo: maybe

24-Inch_Chrome
03-18-2015, 05:12 PM
lisa ann: congratuttations you have win a date with me

theoo: ok

lisa ann: wow i expected nerd loser maybe you well call me afterwards

theoo: maybe

ISH GOAT.

:applause:

The Iron Sheik
03-18-2015, 05:15 PM
i doubt she'll **** anyone that wins unless they're a hunk so this contest is pointless. the whole reason guys go on dates is to charm a bitch into f*cking them

The Iron Sheik
03-18-2015, 05:16 PM
Who wouldn't want to smash it? Just use a rubber and all good. Plus she probably has better moves than any girl you've been with considering she's a pro :lol

porn sex is in many ways different from real sex. not necessarily in the things that are done, but just the entire atmosphere

Smoke117
03-18-2015, 05:19 PM
Who wouldn't want to smash it? Just use a rubber and all good. Plus she probably has better moves than any girl you've been with considering she's a pro :lol


A rubber and a loose cnut...yeah that's what every guys dream is. The idea is to bust nuts not get blue balls.

Meticode
03-18-2015, 05:39 PM
All attractive women have been with a shit ton of dudes. :lol If a chick tells you she's had 15 sexual partners in her life she's had at least 45.
Only difference is Lisa's sexual encounters on video and she gets paid for it.
This isn't true at all in a lot of cases.

AnaheimLakers24
03-18-2015, 06:01 PM
All attractive women have been with a shit ton of dudes. :lol If a chick tells you she's had 15 sexual partners in her life she's had at least 45.
Only difference is Lisa's sexual encounters on video and she gets paid for it.
Stop treating women like they tell you to treat them in music videos. Maybe than one day you'll get laid by a girl that looks as ugly as brons gargoyle wife

corn ball

AnaheimLakers24
03-18-2015, 06:03 PM
Plus she probably has better moves than any girl you've been with considering she's a pro :lol
Doubt it

Eric Cartman
03-18-2015, 06:06 PM
lisa ann: congratuttations you have win a date with me

theoo: ok

lisa ann: wow i expected nerd loser maybe you well call me afterwards

theoo: maybe

http://s3.amazonaws.com/br-cdn/temp_images/2013/11/07/Cassellbigballsdance.gif

chazzy
03-18-2015, 06:58 PM
Her fake ass throws me off

CavaliersFTW
03-18-2015, 07:00 PM
FOUR PAGES AND NO PICTURES?

I waited all day at work today avoiding clicking this thread due to potentially NSFW pics of Lisa Ann and I browse through just now and there's NO PICTURES AT ALL.

I'm disappointed ISH. Very disappointed. :no:

L8krH8tr
03-18-2015, 07:16 PM
Not into Herpes unless shes a supermodel

dubeta
03-18-2015, 07:41 PM
FOUR PAGES AND NO PICTURES?

I waited all day at work today avoiding clicking this thread due to potentially NSFW pics of Lisa Ann and I browse through just now and there's NO PICTURES AT ALL.

I'm disappointed ISH. Very disappointed. :no:

Wilt pictures probably serve as a decent substitute for you

JT123
03-18-2015, 07:47 PM
This isn't true at all in a lot of cases.
In most cases it is.

niko
03-18-2015, 07:49 PM
http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IFWT_lisa_ann.jpg

Got to take charge once in awhile...

Jameerthefear
03-18-2015, 08:01 PM
http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IFWT_lisa_ann.jpg

Got to take charge once in awhile...
Gross.

Killbot
03-18-2015, 08:01 PM
http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IFWT_lisa_ann.jpg

Got to take charge once in awhile...
You can't because she doesn't have the ball to penetrate.

JebronLames
03-18-2015, 08:07 PM
Shes a big fan of LeBron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wkMA9e6lQQ

3:35

SpecialQue
03-18-2015, 10:35 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg

Beastmode88
03-18-2015, 10:36 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Smoke117
03-18-2015, 10:41 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1397746457/9321514.gif Epic ether.

Wally450
03-18-2015, 10:42 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg


http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

Milbuck
03-18-2015, 10:43 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

Jameerthefear
03-18-2015, 10:46 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
ROAST OF THE YEAR :roll:

Done_And_Done
03-18-2015, 10:49 PM
[QUOTE=Theoo]holy crap i have to make video . i have very good trick shots saved in my arsenals for exactly this . i cant belive she are basketballs fan too , i well take her to dinner , kiss her to the lips and grab to her ass , then we well go to hagask

Kvnzhangyay
03-18-2015, 10:50 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg

:applause: :applause: :applause:

Done_And_Done
03-18-2015, 10:51 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg


:lol :roll: :lol

BasedTom
03-18-2015, 10:53 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m79yr3f2hZ1rqwl7to1_400.gif

BigBoss
03-18-2015, 10:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHXpoufq0SA

yoooo Lebron23 my asian nikka, send her your videos.

:applause:

LMAOOOOOOO

JohnFreeman
03-18-2015, 10:54 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
:lol

CarlosBoozer
03-18-2015, 11:21 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif

Biggums
03-18-2015, 11:23 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
http://media.giphy.com/media/srhdvp68O9wzK/giphy.gif

zoom17
03-18-2015, 11:26 PM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/shaq-laughing-press-conference-shaq-gifs.gif

BigBoss
03-18-2015, 11:53 PM
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-19-2015/0yCdWg.gif

Eric Cartman
03-19-2015, 12:01 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg

Can't breathe :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Beastmode88
03-19-2015, 12:06 AM
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-19-2015/0yCdWg.gif

Dude looks like hes 4 ft tall compared to that 10 ft rim. :biggums:

SugarHill
03-19-2015, 12:56 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
Lmfao

sd3035
03-19-2015, 01:35 AM
http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/3-19-2015/0yCdWg.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/nqRJTIwsBftG8/giphy.gif

J Shuttlesworth
03-19-2015, 01:38 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
WHoop there it is :applause:

buddha
03-19-2015, 01:42 AM
FOUR PAGES AND NO PICTURES?

I waited all day at work today avoiding clicking this thread due to potentially NSFW pics of Lisa Ann and I browse through just now and there's NO PICTURES AT ALL.

I'm disappointed ISH. Very disappointed. :no:

:roll: :roll: :roll:

strong life

oarabbus
03-19-2015, 02:41 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/VUAWW.gif

T_L_P
03-19-2015, 02:50 AM
lisa ann: congratuttations you have win a date with me

theoo: ok

lisa ann: wow i expected nerd loser maybe you well call me afterwards

theoo: maybe
:bowdown:

iTare
03-19-2015, 03:27 AM
Lisa Ann: "Congratulations! You won the date."

3ball: "Thank you. Before we ****, I need you to wear this..."

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6165/6171470816_eb7b945a81_z.jpg
http://media.giphy.com/media/8hSPD2Yn4PuUM/giphy.gif

warriorfan
03-19-2015, 03:42 AM
lisaannboofingbasketball.gif