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[sweggeh]

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[John Tesh]

Bump.

[sweggeh]

Bump.

Gtfo. I already have a bumping business on this forum. Go take your business elsewhere.

[John Tesh]

Gtfo. I already have a bumping business on this forum. Go take your business elsewhere.

Bump.

You may be a pro at bumping other threads, but you will need somebody to bump your threads for you. Sometimes doctors need to see a doctor themselves.

[sweggeh]

Bump.

You may be a pro at bumping other threads, but you will need somebody to bump your threads for you. Sometimes doctors need to see a doctor themselves.

I appreciate the effort and the intention, son. You have a bright future in bumping threads. I can see it in you.

But for now, leave it to the pros. I have enough alts to bump my own threads.

[Theoo]

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[sweggeh]

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[John Tesh]

I appreciate the effort and the intention, son. You have a bright future in bumping threads. I can see it in you.

But for now, leave it to the pros. I have enough alts to bump my own threads.

Plot twist: I am one of your alts.

[fiddy]

you can extend your business into the physical world, but you need some practice before that, for a start you can try bumping yourself in front of a train

[sweggeh]

you can extend your business into the physical world, but you need some practice before that, for a start you can try bumping yourself in front of a train

Damn. I must have really riled you up. Sad thing is I can't even remember what it was I said to you, but it must have clearly hit you hard.