The chick from the Carl's Jr. Commercial... GOD DAMN

[J Shuttlesworth]

http://media.giphy.com/media/hLSINtQ5DeKXu/giphy.gif
DAT JIGGLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WTA_8waxTo
Cot damn

http://i2.wp.com/sourcefed.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Charlotte-Mckinney-12.jpg
http://airows.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/i-D4ppqNq-X21.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ddl9ZVl.jpg
https://d22d7v2y1t140g.cloudfront.net/m_12106382_Smj0hL7NBDVT.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/AW9BOrJ.jpg
http://cdn29.us1.fansshare.com/pictures/charlottemckinney/charlotte-mckinney-1977534831.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/8se29xS.jpg
http://www.charlotte-mckinney.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Charlotte-McKinney-Beach-21.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

http://i.imgur.com/1US7vzk.gif

[Jud]

http://i.imgur.com/tR21DwK.gif

[KingBeasley08]

2/10 elbows too pointy

not srs. whoever quotes is a fakkit

[John Tesh]

Yes please.

[DeuceWallaces]

SO sleepy.

[John Tesh]

SO sleepy.

Are you going to be in any more commercials soon?

[SaltyMeatballs]

I don't care if her tits are fake, I'd still **** the shit out of her.

[QuebecBaller]

https://youtu.be/3YSxNC3BPKI?t=1m18s

[Im Still Ballin]

Said it before

I'll say it again

The upgraded model of Kate Upton

[Im Still Ballin]

And Blondes still winning

Brunettes FURIOUS right now

[BurningHammer]

https://youtu.be/3YSxNC3BPKI?t=1m18s
She really shamelessly concentrated on her boobs. :oldlol:

[ArbitraryWater]

And you know what?

Her tits are actually natural.... :bowdown:

[dude77]

Said it before

I'll say it again

The upgraded model of Kate Upton

ya think ? I don't know .. I think upton has a much better face .. more neotenous too

[BasedTom]

now just imagine if her nose actually looked human :lebronamazed:

[BurningHammer]

Her body is an A+. It can only be better if she survives in DWTS long enough.

[Knicks101]

now just imagine if her nose actually looked human :lebronamazed:

:durantunimpressed:

[The Iron Sheik]

she's like kate upton if kate upton had a nice figure

[imdaman99]

She is hot, she doesn't have the perfect face but that body :eek:

[BRabbiT]

http://media.giphy.com/media/b2oOpuRu74Qus/giphy.gif


http://media.giphy.com/media/108tGbxNyfgCqI/giphy.gif

[Im Still Ballin]

She looks like the girl who played Daffy in the Scooby-Doo movie

And the girl who played the fat-sucking kryptonite infected teenage girl on Smallville season 1 episode 7 or so

[alenleomessi]

face just doesnt do it for me.. put margot robbie's face on this chick's body and we'll talk

[chosen_one6]

now just imagine if her nose actually looked human :lebronamazed:

For real. Her face looks kind of weird. She looks like this:

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/4c/4f/884c4f12efb75ab7cb782258e4c59d95.jpg

[zoom17]

For real. Her face looks kind of weird. She looks like this:

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/4c/4f/884c4f12efb75ab7cb782258e4c59d95.jpg

wtf:roll:

[tpols]

For real. Her face looks kind of weird. She looks like this:

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/88/4c/4f/884c4f12efb75ab7cb782258e4c59d95.jpg

:roll:

I can just imagine some of you guys if this girl approached you at a bar...

Carls jr Girl walks up to you.. "hey I'm really horny.. do you want to come back to my apartment for a little fun ?"

ISH alpha turns around and slowly scans her from toes upwards smile widening with each passing foot. As he passes her neck his face contorts to a grotesque expression.. "Woah lady! your face is jacked the fk up.. take a hike"

[9erempiree]

Face doesn't do it?

A bunch of slack jaws. :facepalm

You guys remind me of this....

http://flowerson.bblog.pl/i/blog/users/59201/files/Image/geys.jpg

[J Shuttlesworth]

:roll:

I can just imagine some of you guys if this girl approached you at a bar...

Carls jr Girl walks up to you.. "hey I'm really horny.. do you want to come back to my apartment for a little fun ?"

ISH alpha turns around and slowly scans her from toes upwards smile widening with each passing foot. As he passes her neck his face contorts to a grotesque expression.. "Woah lady! your face is jacked the fk up.. take a hike"
lol typical ISHer

http://img0.joyreactor.com/pics/comment/210-would-not-bang-sandbox-133672.jpeg

[ArbitraryWater]

:roll:

I can just imagine some of you guys if this girl approached you at a bar...

Carls jr Girl walks up to you.. "hey I'm really horny.. do you want to come back to my apartment for a little fun ?"

ISH alpha turns around and slowly scans her from toes upwards smile widening with each passing foot. As he passes her neck his face contorts to a grotesque expression.. "Woah lady! your face is jacked the fk up.. take a hike"

for once I gotta agree with you... she's stunning from top to bottom, this little shit shouldn't even be mentioned or compared to that face.

Alone the fact that those breasts are natural make her a genetic MARVEL.

[ArbitraryWater]

http://i.gyazo.com/92715e2e776f4b88fc09c076e847d8da.png

http://i.gyazo.com/c5c9834b800760f0f5f38754670b20fb.png

http://i.gyazo.com/46d376ab8e1f90d493de4bcb7aafc2f8.png

https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/charlotte-mckinney-gif-3.gif

http://www.hulubberlu.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/charlotte-mckinney-gif-22.gif

[dunksby]

GOAT burger joint.

[dunksby]

:roll:

I can just imagine some of you guys if this girl approached you at a bar...

Carls jr Girl walks up to you.. "hey I'm really horny.. do you want to come back to my apartment for a little fun ?"

ISH alpha turns around and slowly scans her from toes upwards smile widening with each passing foot. As he passes her neck his face contorts to a grotesque expression.. "Woah lady! your face is jacked the fk up.. take a hike"
You are way off, typical ISHer would spike her drink.

[alenleomessi]

http://i.gyazo.com/92715e2e776f4b88fc09c076e847d8da.png

http://i.gyazo.com/c5c9834b800760f0f5f38754670b20fb.png

http://i.gyazo.com/46d376ab8e1f90d493de4bcb7aafc2f8.png

https://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/charlotte-mckinney-gif-3.gif

http://www.hulubberlu.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/charlotte-mckinney-gif-22.gif
looks better than OP's photos but still she needs nose surgery IMO..
i mean if you want to make a living out of sharing your body with the whole world might as well make it as perfect as possible..

[9erempiree]

looks better than OP's photos but still she needs nose surgery IMO..
i mean if you want to make a living out of sharing your body with the whole world might as well make it as perfect as possible..
:facepalm

[ArbitraryWater]

looks better than OP's photos but still she needs nose surgery IMO..
i mean if you want to make a living out of sharing your body with the whole world might as well make it as perfect as possible..

:biggums:

I remember you freaking out in a Pornstars thread when you said how we could get off on those chicks, they all look so fake, like dolls?!

So much contradiction right now..

[alenleomessi]

:biggums:

I remember you freaking out in a Pornstars thread when you said how we could get off on those chicks, they all look so fake, like dolls?!

So much contradiction right now..
http://i.imgur.com/AW9BOrJ.jpg

you dont think her nose looks a bit off?

[ArbitraryWater]

http://i.imgur.com/AW9BOrJ.jpg

you dont think her nose looks a bit off?

But who cares?

I'd much rather have (her have) this natural nose than a fake nose that may look "normal".. does it really bother you that much? Natural goes first.. not that bad.

[joe]

She is obviously beautiful, fashion model worthy. But am I the only one with no attraction to that kind of look? I find normal looking girls way more attractive.

[ArbitraryWater]

She is obviously beautiful, fashion model worthy. But am I the only one with no attraction to that kind of look? I find normal looking girls way more attractive.

Not even when you fantasize of getting intimate?

[sweggeh]

Nothing on Gods green Earth, is better than a beautiful white woman with a brothers bun in her oven. God bless.

[alenleomessi]

But who cares?

I'd much rather have (her have) this natural nose than a fake nose that may look "normal".. does it really bother you that much? Natural goes first.. not that bad.
i bet 95% of the celebs went to some kind of a procedure.. as for the nose its a simple procedure that just removes a muscle so she doesnt look like a pig (i actually just made that up, i have no idea if they remove muscles or whatnot)..
my point is there is nothing fake about it.. its not like they add implants to her cheeks or something..
this hot chick i went to highschool with had procedure on her ears, i think its called otoplasty or something.. anyway from being called a monkey in middle school she went to a chick everyone drools over in highscool (obviously puberty did the rest of the job)

[J Shuttlesworth]

GOAT burger joint.
GOAT commercials :applause:

[J Shuttlesworth]

She is obviously beautiful, fashion model worthy. But am I the only one with no attraction to that kind of look? I find normal looking girls way more attractive.

Nothing on Gods green Earth, is better than a beautiful white woman with a brothers bun in her oven. God bless.
I'm with sweggeh ^^^

[J Shuttlesworth]

lol @ still needs nose surgery :facepalm

Because her career in modelling is obviously going so poorly, right? :facepalm

[Im Still Ballin]

The difference between The original Kate Upton model and this V.2 upgraded model is that you can distinctively notice the hourglass shape AKA the hip to waist ratio.... Very important in aesthetics of the female form. Candice Swanepoel is the pinnacle of this ratio.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/07/article-2258467-16CB4AA1000005DC-621_634x948.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

i bet 95% of the celebs went to some kind of a procedure.. as for the nose its a simple procedure that just removes a muscle so she doesnt look like a pig (i actually just made that up, i have no idea if they remove muscles or whatnot)..
my point is there is nothing fake about it.. its not like they add implants to her cheeks or something..
this hot chick i went to highschool with had procedure on her ears, i think its called otoplasty or something.. anyway from being called a monkey in middle school she went to a chick everyone drools over in highscool (obviously puberty did the rest of the job)

still seems unecessary to me, but somewhat convinced.. at least won't make her less attractive for me now, I guess.

[sweggeh]

Essentially the question is, would you eat the ass?

And the answer has to be a resounding yes.

[J Shuttlesworth]

The difference between The original Kate Upton model and this V.2 upgraded model is that you can distinctively notice the hourglass shape AKA the hip to waist ratio.... Very important in aesthetics of the female form. Candice Swanepoel is the pinnacle of this ratio.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/07/article-2258467-16CB4AA1000005DC-621_634x948.jpg
Very nice :applause:

This latina chick has a crazy hips to waist ratio too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3-9pHQALLY

[J Shuttlesworth]

Kate upton's body overrated af outside of the tits

http://i.imgur.com/PrqzDs0.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

Hey Ballin, can you make it your new thing to always talk about female aesthetics?

That would get me goin' :applause:

Please..


Kate upton's body overrated af outside of the tits

http://i.imgur.com/PrqzDs0.jpg

No doubt.. she not exactly fat, but not even that average.. under average, bad ass (not to confuse with badass), and damn, I have that image of her stash in my head.

Still, those tits are just dayum.

[alenleomessi]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/01/07/article-2258467-16CB4AA1000005DC-621_634x948.jpg
now this one doesnt need any procedures
maybe couple of cakes

edit: would be taller than me with heels on.. is there a procedure to make her shorter?

[Im Still Ballin]

Yes good idea I've been meaning to make a thread as to why Candice Swanepoel is going to go down as the best runway model of all time, breaking down her body as if it were a statistical analysis of an NBA player.. I find it interesting to look at a female from that perspective instead of the natural male instinct to focus on ass and boobs and whether or not they find the person attractive... More on a female-esque view as the truth is women are far more scrutinizing and shallow than men. The way they break down men in regards to attraction and whether they would date/marry them...

[joe]

Not even when you fantasize of getting intimate?

No she doesn't excite me at all. She is beautiful that's it. I don't really like blondes either, or that super clean, perfect look.

[Im Still Ballin]

now this one doesnt need any procedures
maybe couple of cakes
Yeah if I was her I'd ride out the rest of her modelling prime, make fat bank and then opt for some natural looking B's or C's or whatever is a modest size of breast

She has the bone structure for a big ass so if she gets fatter she'll look a lot better than other models that appear to have no ass and look very linear in appearance (which is most runway models anyways)

[J Shuttlesworth]

now this one doesnt need any procedures
maybe couple of cakes

edit: would be taller than me with heels on.. is there a procedure to make her shorter?
Man, this dude is just full of cringey posts

[ArbitraryWater]

Yes good idea I've been meaning to make a thread as to why Candice Swanepoel is going to go down as the best runway model of all time, breaking down her body as if it were a statistical analysis of an NBA player.. I find it interesting to look at a female from that perspective instead of the natural male instinct to focus on ass and boobs and whether or not they find the person attractive... More on a female-esque view as the truth is women are far more scrutinizing and shallow than men. The way they break down men in regards to attraction and whether they would date/marry them...

Hell yea.. and I'm pretty sure you did a similar one at the last Victoria Secret show?!

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=362010

Not in much detail though.

[alenleomessi]

no makeup

http://bstylish.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/candice-swanepoel-without-makeupcandice-swanepoel-no-makeup-1-fotografien-in-bilderse-7ir7cx13.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/20140711/5068463/bruh-o.gif

[ArbitraryWater]

no makeup

http://bstylish.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/candice-swanepoel-without-makeupcandice-swanepoel-no-makeup-1-fotografien-in-bilderse-7ir7cx13.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/20140711/5068463/bruh-o.gif

wow

http://i.gyazo.com/ac975efbc4ec4f9e246decc30bcfe1fa.png

[Sarcastic]

Jessa Hinton is another perfect blonde.

[ILLsmak]

And you know what?

Her tits are actually natural.... :bowdown:

loooool ok if you believe that.

That's the kind of girl who when you ask her if her tits are real says something like, "They're all mine."

-Smak

[ArbitraryWater]

loooool ok if you believe that.

That's the kind of girl who when you ask her if her tits are real says something like, "They're all mine."

-Smak

It's not something you "believe" its a fact...

You can also clearly see it, by the way... No fake breasts have that jiggle, bounce...

Here

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Charlotte_McKinney

Listed as natural.

Always check that site if you have questions.

[scandisk_]

natural boobies :cheers:

[BurningHammer]

Jessa Hinton is another perfect blonde.
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls21svqRLn1qz4yvto1_500.jpg

[J Shuttlesworth]

Hey guys, here are some nudes alleged to be her:


http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cmckinney2.jpg
http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cmckinney1.jpg
http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cmckinney5.jpg
http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cmckinney7.jpg
http://drunkenstepfather.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/cmckinney6.jpg