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Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:31 PM
Uptown funk you UP!

Brother is a hit making machine! The hits DON'T stop! He's got the the voice, he's got the moves, he's got the style

A lot of musicians today sound great in a studio, but on tour don't live up to the hype... Not Bruno. He gets better live. Clutch as ****. All-time great in the making!

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:32 PM
Uptown funk you UP!

Brother is a hit making machine! The hits DON'T stop! He's got the the voice, he's got the moves, he's got the style

A lot of musicians today sound great in a studio, but on tour don't live up to the hype... Not Bruno. He gets better live. Clutch as ****. All-time great in the making!
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30500000/we-love-you-Bruno-Mars-bruno-mars-30573253-500-281.gif

BasedTom
03-21-2015, 12:33 PM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/453/045/434.png

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:35 PM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/453/045/434.png
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/30500000/we-love-you-Bruno-Mars-bruno-mars-30573253-500-281.gif

BasedTom
03-21-2015, 12:36 PM
dude is like 5'2 with heels on :lol

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:38 PM
Insecure asian detected. Hilarity ensues.

He's a musician not an athlete

Take Your Lumps
03-21-2015, 12:42 PM
Nowhere near as original as MJ in terms of music making.

Every Bruno Mars hit sounds familiar for a reason...you've heard those grooves before.

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:43 PM
I know right! I hear the same voice in every song!

BasedTom
03-21-2015, 12:46 PM
Insecure asian detected. Hilarity ensues.

He's a musician not an athlete
lol no

it's literally impossible to take anyone that height seriously. On top of that, the little bugger's a ****ing garden gnome wearing a fedora

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:49 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EiuK4qC7i04

You do have a point... the video above was eye opening on his height

You can't deny his talent though... even if he is small

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:54 PM
Yes

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 12:58 PM
Thanks Bill

Smook A.
03-21-2015, 01:27 PM
Nah. MJ is never going to be matched in terms of success and worldwide popularity. He was on a whole new universe.

Godzuki
03-21-2015, 01:29 PM
i dont know why u hate azns bro but bruno mars is one of the greatest musical talents of the last 10~ years

StephHamann
03-21-2015, 01:30 PM
He will get white skin and molest children?

:biggums:

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 01:36 PM
I don't hate asians

I find them funny

Godzuki
03-21-2015, 01:39 PM
I don't hate asians

I find them funny


lets not BS here, you're mocking them and look down on them :rolleyes:

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 01:52 PM
Oh no no I would never do such a thing!

Godzuki
03-21-2015, 01:57 PM
Oh no no I would never do such a thing!


thats cool, just getting it out in the open :pimp:

i don't give a fukk tbh, do what u gotta do, just be straight up fgt.

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 02:03 PM
No joke an Asian guy posted a micropenis article on facebook yesterday

Asians are HILARIOUS!

RightToCensor
03-21-2015, 02:07 PM
I did enjoy Bruno Mars' Super Bowl performance more than Michael Jackson's lip synced version. That's about all I like about Mars more than MJ.

chosen_one6
03-21-2015, 02:38 PM
Dude sounds like Sting from The Police, but not as good.

warriorfan
03-21-2015, 02:54 PM
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/453/045/434.png




:roll: :roll: :roll:

joe
03-21-2015, 03:26 PM
lol no

it's literally impossible to take anyone that height seriously. On top of that, the little bugger's a ****ing garden gnome wearing a fedora


Wtf, someones height has nothing to do with how seriously you can take them. Thats like saying, I cant take people serious who have brown hair. You dont choose to be 5 foot 2, stop being a dick.

Shade8780
03-21-2015, 03:27 PM
Yes, because he isn't.

bagelred
03-21-2015, 03:35 PM
The next MJ? :facepalm Never seen the guy play basketball EVER.

John Tesh
03-21-2015, 07:50 PM
Next James Brown.

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 07:51 PM
Bruno Mars haters were FURIOUS when Uptown Funk dropped

Taking over the game, hit by hit!

J Shuttlesworth
03-21-2015, 07:54 PM
I hate pop music generally, but I'm glad "Uptown Funk" is popular. Funk is awesome, and that's a damn well produced tune

L.Kizzle
03-21-2015, 07:57 PM
Bruno sucks and Uptown Funk is by Mark Ronson, Bruno just so happens to be on the song. And it's a straight rip of Morris Day and the Time.

Im Still Ballin
03-21-2015, 08:02 PM
Was waiting for ISH's negro historian to arise

Let's be real. No one knows who the **** Mark Ronson is

Uptown Funk is Bruno's hit. Hook. Line. And sinker.

andgar923
03-21-2015, 08:03 PM
I used to dislike the dude cause they played that 'Just the way you are' song all the time.

But on the real... dude is a beast.

Easily the best artist hands down.

I like his versatility, how he gives you different styles so seamlessly. Moonshine is my shit right now, classic 80s shit... very smooth New Wave/pop-esque.

L.Kizzle
03-21-2015, 08:05 PM
Was waiting for ISH's negro historian to arise

Let's be real. No one knows who the **** Mark Ronson is

Uptown Funk is Bruno's hit. Hook. Line. And sinker.
Than he uses Trinidad James' famous line in the song. The most memorable part of the song is "Don't Believe Me Just Watch." Trinidad should sue just like how Marvin Gaye's family did Robin Thicke and Pharrell.

"Don't steal from me, just stop"

Brujesino
03-21-2015, 08:10 PM
I did enjoy Bruno Mars' Super Bowl performance more than Michael Jackson's lip synced version. That's about all I like about Mars more than MJ.
Same

Never heard of of his songs before or after the superbowl but i did see his performance. Its was really really good.

andgar923
03-21-2015, 08:48 PM
I've become somewhat of a Bruno stan as of late.

From a purely musical standpoint I really dig his work (well he and his production team). The cat is simply a great all around artist.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b3oHPMgMDc&spfreload=10&ab_channel=Myl

L.Kizzle
03-21-2015, 08:57 PM
[QUOTE=andgar923]I've become somewhat of a Bruno stan as of late.

From a purely musical standpoint I really dig his work (well he and his production team). The cat is simply a great all around artist.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b3oHPMgMDc&spfreload=10&ab_channel=Myl

andgar923
03-21-2015, 09:18 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_aynd1EBRk&spfreload=10&ab_channel=BrunoMarsLithuania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUXLhl_hPg&spfreload=10&ab_channel=CherryThirsty

he should be making hip hop beats.

L.Kizzle
03-21-2015, 09:26 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_aynd1EBRk&spfreload=10&ab_channel=BrunoMarsLithuania

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEUXLhl_hPg&spfreload=10&ab_channel=CherryThirsty

he should be making hip hop beats.
None of those clips really impressed me lol. Check out Ryan Leslie in the studio though. :bowdown:

andgar923
03-21-2015, 09:32 PM
None of those clips really impressed me lol. Check out Ryan Leslie in the studio though. :bowdown:

No doubt Ryan is dope, a better hip hop producer. I was half kidding when I stated that Bruno should be one. But then again, he was just fooling around, who knows if he dedicated himself what the outcome would be. But even messing around it sounded better than what passes as a hip hop beat at times.

Ryan is a dope dope dude tho.

Heilige
03-22-2015, 12:14 AM
Bruno sucks and Uptown Funk is by Mark Ronson, Bruno just so happens to be on the song. And it's a straight rip of Morris Day and the Time.


Who do you think is better between Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars?

fsvr54
03-22-2015, 12:56 AM
lol no

it's literally impossible to take anyone that height seriously. On top of that, the little bugger's a ****ing garden gnome wearing a fedora

Boykins and Bogues are not to be taken seriously?

L.Kizzle
03-22-2015, 01:01 AM
Who do you think is better between Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars?
Wow. :roll:

Uh ...

Timberflake's first album was okay, I had it back in ninth or tenth grade. And a few tracks on Future.Sex.Love.Sounds. But that was because Pharrell and Timb hooked him up nicely.

While, I liked more songs from Timberflake because his associations, Bruno is the better artist (though I don't like any of his song, I don't think.)

Robin Thicke is eons better than both though. Way better songs than both. Sucks his career has pretty much been knocked down since his divorce from Paula and Gaye's family issued the final KO.

Cocaine80s
03-22-2015, 01:08 AM
uptown funk is the worst song of all time


**** bruno mars

plowking
03-22-2015, 01:20 AM
Robin Thicke is eons better than both though. Way better songs than both. Sucks his career has pretty much been knocked down since his divorce from Paula and Gaye's family issued the final KO.

lol at him being better than either.

Dude sold 25 albums total for his last record in Australia... :oldlol:
No, I'm not kidding. The whole of Australia, just 25 albums. It became so much of a joke, a radio station ran a segment to buy all the copies back. :oldlol:

L.Kizzle
03-22-2015, 01:22 AM
The video is almost a rip off of the Time's Jerk Out.

The Time: Jerk Out (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xyw9c3_jerk-out_music)

L.Kizzle
03-22-2015, 01:26 AM
lol at him being better than either.

Dude sold 25 albums total for his last record in Australia... :oldlol:
No, I'm not kidding. The whole of Australia, just 25 albums. It became so much of a joke, a radio station ran a segment to buy all the copies back. :oldlol:
So because his last album sold less than Ron Artest's My World album, he's a joke?

:biggums:

Song is jamming and can post many more that blow Bruno Mars and Timberflake out the water.

Robin Thicke: Love After War (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwFtfnUGJfg)

plowking
03-22-2015, 01:42 AM
So because his last album sold less than Ron Artest's My World album, he's a joke?

:biggums:

Song is jamming and can post many more that blow Bruno Mars and Timberflake out the water.

Robin Thicke: Love After War (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwFtfnUGJfg)

Dude is so shaky in his higher notes. Most these dudes are just biting of Miguel for the most part, who is better than all of them anyway.

L.Kizzle
03-22-2015, 01:57 AM
Dude is so shaky in his higher notes. Most these dudes are just biting of Miguel for the most part, who is better than all of them anyway.
Miguel ... :roll:

They're bitting of Miguel, the ultimate bitter. When it all comes down to it, they are all biting from Bilal.

qrich
03-22-2015, 02:05 AM
Dude is so shaky in his higher notes. Most these dudes are just biting of Miguel for the most part, who is better than all of them anyway.

Kill yourself.

Robin shits on Miguel. Shits on Justin. Shits on Bruno.

Im Still Ballin
03-22-2015, 09:58 AM
Oh yeah yeah!

Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-fA-gBCkj0

All-time classic