Thats right, you betas. A tree has got a girlfriend and you don't.

[sweggeh]

My ***** Tim is dating this white bitch. God damn.

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/a7yq6zA_700b.jpg

[BlakFrankWhite]

I may be going out on a limb, but perhaps a psychiatrist could get to the root of the problem? Help her branch out into other interests and eventually leaf that tree alone?

[bballnoob1192]

well it probably does have bigger wood than any human.

[CavaliersFTW]

Honestly how can anyone be jealous? Shes swallowed the seed of watermelon, apples, sunflowers, and god knows what else maybe even pumpkin. This bitch has been with too many plants, period. Tim the tree is a fool.

[iTare]

I hope he treets her right. But to be honest she's probably only with him because of all his paper.

[Fudge]

White ppl smh

[BlakFrankWhite]

I hope he treets her right. But to be honest she's probably only with him because of all his paper.

My one was better

[dunksby]

OP should stop projecting his own deficiencies on others and come to terms with them.

[KyrieTheFuture]

At least her boyfriend is in the poplar crowd at school

[BasedTom]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGsL2ZBJm7Y

a tree got more game than ISH

[knickballer]

She must love that morning wood

[RightToCensor]

Not surprised by her skin color.