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CJ Mustard
03-25-2015, 07:23 PM
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/178/files/2015/03/Harden-on-an-island.jpg

:oldlol: Shit is cringeworthy.

Chadwin
03-25-2015, 07:31 PM
island?:biggums:

KirbyPls
03-25-2015, 07:33 PM
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/178/files/2015/03/Harden-on-an-island.jpg

:oldlol: Shit is cringeworthy.

Thought it was a "chef" thing. Regardless, can't wait to see he and his team lose in the playoffs. Harden makes me want to cuddle with Kobe by comparison.

dazzer87
03-25-2015, 07:33 PM
isnt it cooking signal? :confusedshrug:

KirbyPls
03-25-2015, 07:34 PM
isnt it cooking signal? :confusedshrug:

Only to the uninitiated.

The_Pharcyde
03-25-2015, 07:34 PM
Who really cares, you probably dislike it cause he was doing it while lighting up your team

Most shit A player does after scores is stupid

warriorfan
03-25-2015, 07:35 PM
Harden is lucky that old white guys don't know what it means

Smook A.
03-25-2015, 07:36 PM
Island? The move means "cooking 'em up". I actually find it pretty cool.

Levity
03-25-2015, 07:38 PM
nice! harden with the "lost" throwback.

inclinerator
03-25-2015, 07:39 PM
some commentator said it was i got you on an island signal

Alamо
03-25-2015, 07:42 PM
nice! harden with the "lost" throwback.



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OP :roll: :roll:

tpols
03-25-2015, 07:49 PM
some commentator said it was i got you on an island signal

He's whipping in the pot boyy..

RoseCity07
03-25-2015, 08:03 PM
It looks like he's signaling the direction his sh*t swirls down the toilet.

TylerOO
03-25-2015, 08:03 PM
If you actually think that means on an island, you are retarded...or white.

You Cant Ban Me
03-25-2015, 08:07 PM
If you actually think that means on an island, you are retarded...or white.
This
OP
you're
an
embarrassment
to
your unathletic
race
:facepalm

warriorfan
03-25-2015, 08:09 PM
If Harden did this shit every single time after he was fouled he would be the GOAT troll of the NBA.

KungFuJoe
03-25-2015, 08:10 PM
It's corny regardless of what it means but I did hear a commentator say that Harden told him it means he's got his opponent on an island and he won't get rescued or something like that.

buddha
03-25-2015, 08:14 PM
If you actually think that means on an island, you are retarded...or white.

or asian.

oarabbus
03-25-2015, 08:16 PM
It's corny regardless of what it means but I did hear a commentator say that Harden told him it means he's got his opponent on an island and he won't get rescued or something like that.


some commentator said it was i got you on an island signal



isnt it cooking signal? :confusedshrug:

Island? The move means "cooking 'em up". I actually find it pretty cool.

This. The gesture means cooking. "Got you on an island" is another way to say iso someone and they're helpless. Cooking someone = destroying them on the iso... it's not that that gesture literally means island

SugarHill
03-25-2015, 08:17 PM
island? :biggums:

warriorfan
03-25-2015, 08:19 PM
these cats right here... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

CJ Mustard
03-25-2015, 08:25 PM
If you actually think that means on an island, you are retarded...or white.
I couldn't care ****ing less what it means. I heard some commentator say it meant "he has you on an island" or some stupid shit. Either way, it's embarrassing.

YouGotServed
03-25-2015, 08:33 PM
Island? The move means "cooking 'em up". I actually find it pretty cool.

I thought that's what it meant too until harden said it means he's got you on an island and there's nothing you can do to stop him.

Marchesk
03-25-2015, 08:38 PM
If you actually think that means on an island, you are retarded...or white.

Reported for calling whites retarded.

MP.Trey
03-25-2015, 08:44 PM
In what way could anyone think whipping your wrist in a stirring motion means you got someone on an island? :roll:

Dubs510
03-25-2015, 08:47 PM
too bad he's only cooking whens its free :facepalm

CJ Mustard
03-25-2015, 08:51 PM
In what way could anyone think whipping your wrist in a stirring motion means you got someone on an island? :roll:

Ask Harden:


I thought that's what it meant too until harden said it means he's got you on an island and there's nothing you can do to stop him.

That's all besides the point anyway. It's stupid. Whether he does it because he's "got you on a island" or he's "cooking you".

KobesFinger
03-25-2015, 09:32 PM
Look at the flick of the wrist

kennethgriffin
03-25-2015, 09:33 PM
i thought it meant "shove the dildo in a womans mouth while cupping the back of her skull"

ILLsmak
03-25-2015, 09:38 PM
http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/178/files/2015/03/Harden-on-an-island.jpg

:oldlol: Shit is cringeworthy.

that jolly face is corny. No comment on the signal.

-Smak

JohnFreeman
03-25-2015, 09:38 PM
I hate everything about Harden.

Harden> Durant

Dubs510
03-25-2015, 09:41 PM
I hate everything about Harden.

Harden> Durant

:biggums:

SugarHill
03-25-2015, 09:41 PM
i thought it meant "shove the dildo in a womans mouth while cupping the back of her skull":biggums:

TylerOO
03-25-2015, 09:55 PM
Reported for calling whites retarded.

Plot Twist: I am white.

CarlosBoozer
03-25-2015, 11:00 PM
i thought it meant "shove the dildo in a womans mouth while cupping the back of her skull"
:wtf:

PsychoBe
03-25-2015, 11:26 PM
some have said it means "put it in the blender."

a thousand years from now basketball mythologists will still fail to decipher what this primitive hand signal means.

Dro
03-26-2015, 12:49 AM
some have said it means "put it in the blender."

a thousand years from now basketball mythologists will still fail to decipher what this primitive hand signal means.
This...I honestly thought it meant like "mixing it up", like he's shaking you...I only see him do it when he puts a few moves together and then hits the shot...He doesn't do it EVERY TIME he's 1 on 1.

So yeah, thats basically what I've thought the entire time...I don't mind when he does it, I kinda like it. There's nothing wrong with something that your team and your crowd can participate in with you. Its not like a self serving thing where you're just pumping your chest and yelling at the top of your lungs...

Except when he did it to George Hill the other night, I thought that was excellent defense and Harden did all that shit just to hit a tough step back that he could have had in the first place. I know he dribbled to get his rhythm but still, I don't think that deserved a mixing it up signal....

JimmyMcAdocious
03-26-2015, 02:25 AM
i thought it meant "shove the dildo in a womans mouth while cupping the back of her skull"

http://i.imgur.com/7Qb2lcm.gif

tomtucker
03-26-2015, 04:14 AM
He is telling the opponent to cook up some meth, so they can forget their defeat

MEB2kDeez
03-26-2015, 09:18 AM
I thought it represented "Flick of dat wrist." :confusedshrug:

A song lol

sdot_thadon
03-26-2015, 09:51 AM
1st thing to mind for me was mixing em up, street ball term. But I've heard chef harden and cooking them and other dumb shit from the rockets crew. At least they aren't as bad as they used to be.

Akrazotile
03-26-2015, 10:12 AM
Tarden :facepalm

Real14
03-26-2015, 11:37 AM
Its REAL corny:facepalm

Real14
03-26-2015, 11:38 AM
Tarden :facepalm
Retarden:facepalm :facepalm

Xsatyr
03-26-2015, 11:59 AM
Harden told Bullard it means he is cooking them up. I don't know why he told the ABC crew different, prob so they don't actually learn its origin. If the NBA knew what he meant by cooking then they wouldn't let him do it.

MP.Trey
03-26-2015, 12:04 PM
Harden told Bullard it means he is cooking them up. I don't know why he told the ABC crew different, prob so they don't actually learn its origin. If the NBA knew what he meant by cooking then they wouldn't let him do it.
Exactly. He's just making shit up to hide the fact that he's glorifying cooking crack. Same as when Kyrie and Love do their joint smoking handshake and claim they're just "twisting their moustache" lol. Not fooling anybody... well except for old white guys and some gullible ass people in this thread.

KungFuJoe
03-26-2015, 12:25 PM
"Fetch" is cooler than whatever Harden is doing.

warriorfan
03-26-2015, 12:30 PM
Retarden:facepalm :facepalm


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