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Jameerthefear
03-26-2015, 12:50 AM
The moment doesn't exist in photo or film, but surely it does exist.

Mr. Texas Winter on Nov. 26, 1966, recounted the amazing display the day after it occurred, on a deep lake in Baltimore by Chamberlain's estate. "Wilt was a betting man," Tex recalled. "He wasn't afraid of losing and was willing to do anything that he truly he put his mind to. We were just sitting around the lake joking around and telling silly stories like the time Wilt touched the top of the backboard and when he ran so quickly that the ground under him had been nearly crushed. "

Chamberlain, 2x NBA Champion and very esteemed hall-of-famer, was a man of many tales. He claimed to have fought and beaten a mountain lion as well as sleep with over 20,000 women. "I jokingly bet him two nickels that he couldn't walk across the lake before us. Wilt kind of looked at me sideways with an empowered look on his face and took the bet.

"We took a boat out to the lake. I was amused that we were going through with the whole ordeal, but Wilt insisted. Once we had gotten to the middle of the lake Wilt leaped 49 inches out of the boat and landed perfectly, right onto the water. I looked at him, eyes-widened, and he just reached out his hand and says, "You of little faith, why did you doubt." And that is the story of how I saw Wilt walk on water."

Wilt is amazing.

navy
03-26-2015, 12:51 AM
Goat

JimmyMcAdocious
03-26-2015, 12:51 AM
God.

Dro
03-26-2015, 12:52 AM
we know this...

20Four
03-26-2015, 12:52 AM
Wilt is amazing.
Shouldn't you be sleeping already with your anime fvck buddies?

And no your McDonald jokes wont work, try again

TylerOO
03-26-2015, 12:52 AM
I was also there when Wilt walked on water.

-Brian Williams

rhowen4
03-26-2015, 12:53 AM
lmaoooooo

gts
03-26-2015, 12:53 AM
:lol Where's that from Jameer or did you write it up? pretty funny

LAZERUSS
03-26-2015, 12:54 AM
Wilt is amazing.

I believe the story goes that Wilt saved Jesus from drowning, too.

imnew09
03-26-2015, 12:57 AM
I was also there when Wilt walked on water.


-CavaliersFTW

LAZERUSS
03-26-2015, 12:59 AM
I was also there when Wilt walked on water.


-CavaliersFTW

I'm sure it is in the Bible somewhere.

funnystuff
03-26-2015, 01:00 AM
I believe the story goes that Wilt saved Jesus from drowning, too.
I thought Wilt moved the boulder to let dead Jesus out?

sd3035
03-26-2015, 01:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljpxUVqcKxs 4:15

Wilt himself says athletes are much better now than when he played, from an interview in 1987

LAZERUSS
03-26-2015, 01:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljpxUVqcKxs 4:15

Wilt himself says athletes are much better now than when he played, from an interview in 1987

Probably mis-quoted...

aj1987
03-26-2015, 01:02 AM
Shouldn't you be sleeping already with your anime fvck buddies?

And no your McDonald jokes wont work, try again
Why are you always so angry, dude? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napoleon_complex)

LAZERUSS
03-26-2015, 01:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljpxUVqcKxs 4:15

Wilt himself says athletes are much better now than when he played, from an interview in 1987


BTW, take a look at Wilt's ARMS at the 4:45 mark. Same at the 10:50 mark. Just MASSIVE.

Is there ANY doubt that THAT Wilt would not have DOMINATED the league in '87?

sd3035
03-26-2015, 01:07 AM
BTW, take a look at Wilt's ARMS at the 4:45 mark. Just MASSIVE.

Is there ANY doubt that THAT Wilt would not have DOMINATED the league in '87?

It depends, according to him the athletes were much better than people from his time

inclinerator
03-26-2015, 01:11 AM
BTW, take a look at Wilt's ARMS at the 4:45 mark. Same at the 10:50 mark. Just MASSIVE.

Is there ANY doubt that THAT Wilt would not have DOMINATED the league in '87?
http://i.imgur.com/jKH610i.png

aj1987
03-26-2015, 01:11 AM
BTW, take a look at Wilt's ARMS at the 4:45 mark. Just MASSIVE.

Is there ANY doubt that THAT Wilt would not have DOMINATED the league in '87?
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Take your meds, old man.

LAZERUSS
03-26-2015, 01:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=173M7ApCNKw

1:30 mark

Again...MASSIVE arms.

coin24
03-26-2015, 01:54 AM
BTW, take a look at Wilt's ARMS at the 4:45 mark. Same at the 10:50 mark. Just MASSIVE.

Is there ANY doubt that THAT Wilt would not have DOMINATED the league in '87?


I bet you've imagined them wrapped around you from behind a few times havnt you Laz?:oldlol:

warriorfan
03-26-2015, 05:16 AM
Shouldn't you be sleeping already with your anime fvck buddies?

And no your McDonald jokes wont work, try again



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