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Im so nba'd out
03-28-2015, 09:42 AM
Kyle Watson

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NBA comparison kyrie irvin/stephon marbury
Score 1st point guard who is not afraid to take the last shot






PROS
- 22 points and 8 rebounds in the big game vs montrose aka the white dude going to north carolina
- Ball on a string like handles
- Russell Westbrook like competiiveness/mentality
- Great passer when he wanted to be
- Improved his awful jumper by the end of the movie
- Led georgetown to a conference championship
- Scored game winning bucket to lead the bombers over the birdmen in the 5th annual uptown shootout tournament
- Loyal ( refused to play for birdy's team in the uptown shootout tournament)
CONS
- navigational efficiency is awful (literally dribbles in place for 20 seconds.did this several times during the movie) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKGc77TPcUw&spfreload=10

- Terrible on ball defender got blown by all movie vs everyone he guarded never kept one player out of the paint (literally couldn't keep a bum out of the paint)

- mental midget had a meltdown during a game cause he couldnt handle that his mom was getting plowed by a younger man(kicking over gatorade, smashing chairs against the wall,crying in the locker room,attacking da real lambo i mean tom sheppard when he came into the locker room)

SIDNEY DEAN

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I will update this later about to watch the movie now

NBA Comparison Gilbert Arenas/Tim Hardaway sr

PROS
- great on ball defender
- good shooter (made 4 out of 5 3's vs billy hoyle when he met him)
- drove by and scored on michael jordan when he visited venice beach.michael jordan told him "you should try playing the nba summer pro league" but sidney refused claiming that "shit might **** up my game" (This story cannot be verified)


CONS
- Can be talked out of his game (billy hoyle got in his head when they played for money)
- Colluder

Im so nba'd out
03-28-2015, 11:40 AM
Watched like 20-30 minutes of white men can't jump got bored and turned it off.imo kyle watson would be the better pro

tomtucker
03-28-2015, 01:59 PM
Watched like 20-30 minutes of white men can't jump got bored and turned it off.


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