View Full Version : justin bieber is alpha af
King Jane
03-30-2015, 10:43 PM
king a the world right now most talked bout man on the planet rent free in every home in america
wars goin on but bieber catches more shade :oldlol:
http://cdn-media.extratv.com/2015/02/17/justin-bieber-roast-480x360.jpg
yall mad as phukk how rich an successful this white dude is :oldlol:
been places u ain never been an ain never gonna be :lol
been wif hoes an bitches yall wish u had :pimp:
this dude ain gotta work another second in his life
worth billions :applause:
Budadiiii
03-30-2015, 10:45 PM
Damn, kid hasn't aged very well. That look works when you're 15 but can't be taken seriously in your 20's.
Dude needs to get on that HGH to make his skull/jaw bigger.
JohnFreeman
03-30-2015, 10:46 PM
Apparently he is like 5 foot 7. Manlet.
Budadiiii
03-30-2015, 10:48 PM
Apparently he is like 5 foot 7. Manlet.
That's pretty sad. I wouldn't trade my 6 foot stature for any amount of money in the world. The feeling of being taller than the majority of the population is priceless. Endless joy.
He looks different now that he's gotten older for sure. To me zayn >
JohnFreeman
03-30-2015, 10:51 PM
That's pretty sad. I wouldn't trade my 6 foot stature for any amount of money in the world. The feeling of being taller than the majority of the population is priceless. Endless joy.
I am 6,1. Feels great.
fsvr54
03-30-2015, 10:57 PM
Nothing wrong with being short. That being said Beiber is a ****ass for other reasons.
Im Still Ballin
03-30-2015, 10:58 PM
I am 6,1. Feels great.
6-1 here
Height is priceless. Can't change it.
magictricked
03-30-2015, 11:11 PM
That's pretty sad. I wouldn't trade my 6 foot stature for any amount of money in the world. The feeling of being taller than the majority of the population is priceless. Endless joy.
Moot point you never leave the basement
Akrazotile
03-30-2015, 11:14 PM
6-1 here
Height is priceless. Can't change it.
6'8 and 1/2, whuts good shrimp?
Im Still Ballin
03-30-2015, 11:19 PM
6'8 and 1/2, whuts good shrimp?
:cheers:
I hope you're an athlete
The rest of my size went down stairs if you know what I mean ;)
jamal99
03-30-2015, 11:19 PM
6'8 and 1/2, whuts good shrimp?
6'11 bro. Sup?
Im Still Ballin
03-30-2015, 11:20 PM
6'11 bro. Sup?
:cheers:
I hope you're an athlete
The rest of my size went down stairs if you know what I mean ;)
JohnFreeman
03-30-2015, 11:22 PM
:cheers:
I hope you're an athlete
The rest of my size went down stairs if you know what I mean ;)
You got dat big D
jamal99
03-30-2015, 11:28 PM
:cheers:
I hope you're an athlete
The rest of my size went down stairs if you know what I mean ;)
Could've been man, unlucky circumstances...
nathanjizzle
03-30-2015, 11:29 PM
5-10" asian here, thats equivalent to a 6-4" white guy. stay mad ******.
Im Still Ballin
03-30-2015, 11:42 PM
My testicles are twice as large as an asian according to studies
Magic731
03-30-2015, 11:51 PM
Tallest guy at the club, feels alpha as fvck
AkronAngel
03-31-2015, 12:09 AM
What do you know. The OP is trying to be controversial again.
BigBoss
03-31-2015, 12:14 AM
http://laranaroja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/parecido-razonable-hillary-swan-justin-bieber.jpg
He looks like a lesbian
He got a bunch of tattoos because he can't grow facial hair.
DonDadda59
03-31-2015, 01:13 AM
Watching this garbage now. How sad is it that Shaq and Martha Stewart have been far funnier than any of the so-called comics so far? Weak era for comics. Bring back Dave Chappelle.
Also, Kevin Hart is far more annoying and played out than Bieber. Can't go 5 minutes without seeing that irritating midget somewhere.
King Jane
03-31-2015, 01:30 AM
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/justin-bieber-basketball-skills-nba-sucks.gif
baller af
got his own skate park an hoop
got an entorage to play hoops with
while yall cant even call up nobody to come play with yall
cause u nerds aint got the talent to drop out an make billions like bieber
Le Shaqtus
03-31-2015, 08:04 AM
:lol how he looks at the camera after that mediocre layup
RightToCensor
03-31-2015, 08:22 AM
People who brag hard about their height usually are unattractive and use that to prop them up. Sorry guys.
King Jane
04-01-2015, 08:08 PM
bieb 60k a month home
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/10/2540583F00000578-2947486-Party_house_Justin_Bieber_s_rented_property_was_vi sited_by_polic-a-2_1423582039875.jpg
hold this L haters
Im Still Ballin
04-01-2015, 08:09 PM
Holy shiatsu it's a castle
BigBoss
04-01-2015, 08:13 PM
bieb 60k a month home
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/10/2540583F00000578-2947486-Party_house_Justin_Bieber_s_rented_property_was_vi sited_by_polic-a-2_1423582039875.jpg
hold this L haters
Bragging about another persons house? :roll:
King Jane
04-01-2015, 08:22 PM
Bragging about another persons house? :roll:
um no? just showing up his haters cause he got a better home than they do
BigBoss
04-01-2015, 11:51 PM
um no? just showing up his haters cause he got a better home than they do
And why do you feel the need to do that?
ThePhantomCreep
04-01-2015, 11:57 PM
And why do you feel the need to do that?
Living vicariously through the accomplishments of others.
MJ = GOAT!!!
BigBoss
04-02-2015, 12:08 AM
Living vicariously through the accomplishments of others.
MJ = GOAT!!!
I didn't ask you creep.
D-FENS
04-02-2015, 12:48 AM
Nothing wrong with being short. That being said Beiber is a ****ass for other reasons.
Wrong, short sucks. Proud 6'4" here
plowking
04-02-2015, 12:50 AM
Just watched the roast. It was pretty funny.
Seriously though, Will Smith's kid is more annoying than Bieber. The one in the Karate Kid movie.
Bieber makes some decent music though, he just seems like an asswipe. Getting that much money that early in life will probably do that though.
ILLsmak
04-02-2015, 01:28 AM
Damn, kid hasn't aged very well. That look works when you're 15 but can't be taken seriously in your 20's.
Dude needs to get on that HGH to make his skull/jaw bigger.
hahaha, dude's looking like a greasy italian now. He's like ay... ay...
That pic was funny. Wasn't expecting it. I don't pay attention to him, but yea he looks like ass now.
-Smak
JEFFERSON MONEY
04-02-2015, 01:30 AM
Pick up your slack.
Your behavioral change and pigskin threads were classic.
This is straight garbage.
We have taken the liberty out of our daily lives to log on to see King Jane
act as Jester, and to see Jesters (Obama Bieber) act as Kings. The latter has been fulfilled and now we await the former.
"Here we are now.
Entertain us."
BigBoss
04-02-2015, 01:51 AM
Pick up your slack.
Your behavioral change and pigskin threads were classic.
This is straight garbage.
We have taken the liberty out of our daily lives to log on to see King Jane
act as Jester, and to see Jesters (Obama Bieber) act as Kings. The latter has been fulfilled and now we await the former.
"Here we are now.
Entertain us."
Dude shut the **** up
NZStreetBaller
04-02-2015, 05:07 AM
Im with op.... serious what has beiber done that any normal fricken teenager wouldnt?? He just gets alot of crap because hes famous. U may not think hes good looking but ask most girls around the world they think he is.
And for u guys that say "oh no screw that ive got my tallness!!" Are u sheitting me??? Millions of dollars access to any goddam girl on the planet and still only young. And youd rather be a couple more inches taller??? U guys are so full of it.
Its like its trendy to hate someone that everyone else hates so you jump on the bandwagon and say yeah justin is so gay hahaha im cool too!!
You know whats beta??? Following trends..... Im not particularly a fan of beiber but i got nothing against him. Shit of course i wish i had his life. Its better then being tall and ugly as fug like some of you guys.
hateraid
04-02-2015, 10:23 AM
Im with op.... serious what has beiber done that any normal fricken teenager wouldnt?? He just gets alot of crap because hes famous. U may not think hes good looking but ask most girls around the world they think he is.
And for u guys that say "oh no screw that ive got my tallness!!" Are u sheitting me??? Millions of dollars access to any goddam girl on the planet and still only young. And youd rather be a couple more inches taller??? U guys are so full of it.
Its like its trendy to hate someone that everyone else hates so you jump on the bandwagon and say yeah justin is so gay hahaha im cool too!!
You know whats beta??? Following trends..... Im not particularly a fan of beiber but i got nothing against him. Shit of course i wish i had his life. Its better then being tall and ugly as fug like some of you guys.
I agree. It's funny how the 20-30+ male population likes to take shots at the kid, yet emulate his look. Every time the kid gets a haircut men follow. The best and most sought after football player in the world (Tom Brady) goes to the barbers, shows a picture of Justin's new haircut and says, "I want that."
Dresta
04-02-2015, 10:58 AM
bieb 60k a month home
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/10/2540583F00000578-2947486-Party_house_Justin_Bieber_s_rented_property_was_vi sited_by_polic-a-2_1423582039875.jpg
hold this L haters
What's he got himself a land-locked space station for?
ILLsmak
04-02-2015, 11:12 AM
Im with op.... serious what has beiber done that any normal fricken teenager wouldnt?? He just gets alot of crap because hes famous. U may not think hes good looking but ask most girls around the world they think he is.
And for u guys that say "oh no screw that ive got my tallness!!" Are u sheitting me??? Millions of dollars access to any goddam girl on the planet and still only young. And youd rather be a couple more inches taller??? U guys are so full of it.
Its like its trendy to hate someone that everyone else hates so you jump on the bandwagon and say yeah justin is so gay hahaha im cool too!!
You know whats beta??? Following trends..... Im not particularly a fan of beiber but i got nothing against him. Shit of course i wish i had his life. Its better then being tall and ugly as fug like some of you guys.
looool I know when I get a haircut I go in with Bieber's pic, so I can't really hate on the man.
In actual truth, Bieber is shit. He's not alpha. He's totally a produced star. He filled a role in society. If not him, it would have been someone else... and has been. Are there other people like him yes... would they all do what he was supposed to do: be innocent, turn into a fake rebel, stay completely submissive... probably not.
Very few people in hollywood or music can be alpha because they have to get broken in order to get in. You can take your initiation and then rise to the top, sure, but it's hard to say whether that's alpha or not. Even if it is, Bieber isn't on that level. Old dudes like Clint or Mel Gibson may be. Even someone like Matt Damon. Bieber is a commodity. He's nothing.
Good on him that girls want to **** him and that he's rich. I could pull a girl v Bieber if she didn't know who he was. ALLDAY. BET. So, he's ok, but it's mostly the hype. Same with whatever girl is there... you know they got mad people they do this same thing with and it always goes the same way. Except instead of bad boy, with girls it's turn them into someone who is kinda slutty.
-Smak
tomtucker
04-02-2015, 06:38 PM
the roast of him was really funny.....but anyone else but me got a strange feeling of bieber, he was sort of robotic, was he sincere in the end or was this just something his advisers told him to take part in ?.........roast was funny , no doubt.......but unlike other roasts this one had a strange vibe....and all roasters told him they loved him in the end just out of nowhere, seemed wierd, noone of those roasters know him.......seems like someone else told them that they had to say it........:confusedshrug:........also the only roast in history where the person that was roasted actually asked comedy central to be roasted ........i think this idea and roast was planned by biebers managers , to once and for all end the jokes..........that is why i think it was a bit wierd,
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Shade8780
04-02-2015, 07:10 PM
6'11 bro. Sup?
7'3 bro. Problem?
NZStreetBaller
04-02-2015, 07:18 PM
looool I know when I get a haircut I go in with Bieber's pic, so I can't really hate on the man.
In actual truth, Bieber is shit. He's not alpha. He's totally a produced star. He filled a role in society. If not him, it would have been someone else... and has been. Are there other people like him yes... would they all do what he was supposed to do: be innocent, turn into a fake rebel, stay completely submissive... probably not.
Very few people in hollywood or music can be alpha because they have to get broken in order to get in. You can take your initiation and then rise to the top, sure, but it's hard to say whether that's alpha or not. Even if it is, Bieber isn't on that level. Old dudes like Clint or Mel Gibson may be. Even someone like Matt Damon. Bieber is a commodity. He's nothing.
Good on him that girls want to **** him and that he's rich. I could pull a girl v Bieber if she didn't know who he was. ALLDAY. BET. So, he's ok, but it's mostly the hype. Same with whatever girl is there... you know they got mad people they do this same thing with and it always goes the same way. Except instead of bad boy, with girls it's turn them into someone who is kinda slutty.
-Smak
Most superstars these days are manufactured. Look at most famous recirding artist of the 50s and 60s. They had true singing ability no technology to prop up their voice. And majority of them write their own music.
These days almost all of the recording artist are drop dead georgous in some way. They just need half talent and a good look. Then they give em vocal training combined with make up artist auto tune and write them song and teach them about how to own a stage etc..... thats manufacturing right there.
tomtucker
04-02-2015, 07:24 PM
deep down....i belive bieber is a fukking asshole, like his friend ludacris, who got the paul walker jokes cut
Budadiiii
04-02-2015, 07:27 PM
deep down....i belive bieber is a fukking asshole, like his friend ludacris, who got the paul walker jokes cut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emsLrZg160s
What makes you say that?
Captvic
04-03-2015, 02:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/U1xyUBz.gif
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