Theory on why we die (basketball related)

[Im so nba'd out]

My theory is every night when we go to sleep we have to make 1 of 10 freethrows before we wake up.Once you make the freethrow your memory is erased and sometimes replaced with a dream.If you miss you die in your sleep.We have all been making 1 out of 10 freethrows since we were born :applause:




edit: you get your adult body(idk say 18-28) no matter what age you are to shoot the freethrows

[LoneyROY7]

http://i.imgur.com/CSqgJ.gif

[BasedTom]

how is shaq still alive and well?

[Joyner82reload]

It actually has to do with the precision of copying DNA by a protein complex which decreases with age. But who cares.

[Im so nba'd out]

how is shaq still alive and well?
http://www.somegif.com/gifsmall/1363863597925139587.jpg

[Uncle Drew]

Clint Capella is 0/15 at the line for his career.

[Akrazotile]

Wish I could shout and waive thundersticks behind the basket at OP's freetrow tonight.

[sd3035]

It actually has to do with the precision of copying DNA by a protein complex which decreases with age. But who cares.


so, in other words, making 1/10 free throws

[Marchesk]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQyAqWECYAAg9RD.jpg

[Joyner82reload]

so, in other words, making 1/10 free throws

More like a CD burner that every few years starts failing to copy the entire CD. At first it may leave off 5 seconds of 1 song, then a few years later it doesn't copy 30 seconds of that song, then 10 years later it doesn't copy the entire song, then 20 years later it doesn't copy half of the CD, and eventually you end up with a blank disk.

[KembaWalker]

Why does this feel like a "Theoo quote" just not done as inspiring as the man himself

[Imtheman]

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BQyAqWECYAAg9RD.jpg
:lol

[I<3NBA]

Wish I could shout and waive thundersticks behind the basket at OP's freetrow tonight.
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[ralph_i_el]

you've been dead this entire time.