Its my girlfriends birthday today

[LOLCATS]

We are going to have a great party. I am going to take a lot of pictures for Facebook. My wife isn't the only one who can show off that she moved on.

Just wanted to share with you guys. Have a piece of cake and think of us! :D

[Knicks101]

Wish her a happy birthday for me, bet your wife is super jealous.

[KobesFinger]

How old?

[Andrei89]

We are going to have a great party. I am going to take a lot of pictures for Facebook. My wife isn't the only one who can show off that she moved on.

Just wanted to share with you guys. Have a piece of cake and think of us! :D

Sounds like you mad

[LOLCATS]

Wish her a happy birthday for me, bet your wife is super jealous.

Thanks a lot man!

I don't care if she will be jealous or not, I just want her to know that I have moved on. She tried to embarrass me by showing off her boyfriend or whatever he is, so I want her to know I don't care.

[Im so nba'd out]

Thanks a lot man!

I don't care if she will be jealous or not, I just want her to know that I have moved on. She tried to embarrass me by showing off her boyfriend or whatever he is, so I want her to know I don't care.
She will be so jealous when she sees you have a hotter guy than her.


P.S. Tell the birthday boy happy birthday from me

[LOLCATS]

How old?

Not sure if she would want me giving away her age on a public forum :D

In her late twenties is all I will say.

[fiddy]

What did you get him? A hormone based therapy pills?

[LJJ]

What are you snacking on. Banana split or Adams apple pie.

[Ass Dan]

Since you won't post a pic, I will...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

action shot!!!

[Patrick Chewing]

Are you gonna suck her d*ck as a birthday gift??

[AkronAngel]

Leave LOLCATS alone!
http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Leave-britney-alone.jpg

[zoom17]

You going to suck his dick?

[DonDadda59]

You should get her underwear with the d*ck holes in them. Sexy and practical. :pimp:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

You should get her underwear with the d*ck holes in them. Sexy and practical. :pimp:


http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/153/4/d/poverty_ghost_by_dvlam-d67mins.jpg

[Dr Seuss]

:cheers: what are you guys gonna do?

[LOLCATS]

We are going to have some friend over in a couple of hours, have some drinks, eat cake and probably go out later tonight.

I am going to make her night the best it can be, it is the first time she has had a birthday since we have been together and she means a lot to me. She has made my life have meaning, which I felt like I didn't have ever since the separation from my wife. She makes me happy just to see her next to me in bed, I am happy to see her smile when I get home and she cares a lot for me. So hopefully I can repay her.

[Im so nba'd out]

We are going to have some friend over in a couple of hours, have some drinks, eat cake and probably go out later tonight.

I am going to make her night the best it can be, it is the first time she has had a birthday since we have been together and she means a lot to me. She has made my life have meaning, which I felt like I didn't have ever since the separation from my wife. She makes me happy just to see her next to me in bed, I am happy to see her smile when I get home and she cares a lot for me. So hopefully I can repay her.
he sounds like an amazing man :applause:

[LOLCATS]

he sounds like an amazing man :applause:

Why don't you just leave me alone? You don't know anything about me or my girlfriend. I can promise you if you saw her face to face, you wouldn't be saying those things. Your jaw would hit the floor just like so many other guys who tried to make fun of us. She is probably more beautiful inside and out than any girl you have ever dated.

[AkronAngel]

Why don't you just leave me alone? You don't know anything about me or my girlfriend. I can promise you if you saw her face to face, you wouldn't be saying those things. Your jaw would hit the floor just like so many other guys who tried to make fun of us. She is probably more beautiful inside and out than any girl you have ever dated.

Like I said:


Leave LOLCATS alone!
http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Leave-britney-alone.jpg

[ace23]

You suck dick?

[outbreak]

Why don't you just leave me alone? You don't know anything about me or my girlfriend. I can promise you if you saw her face to face, you wouldn't be saying those things. Your jaw would hit the floor just like so many other guys who tried to make fun of us. She is probably more beautiful inside and out than any girl you have ever dated.

Their jaws drop to the floor because even though they know you like tran sexuals and they may be totally fine with that it can still be a shock to actually see a friend with a man for the first time.

[ItsMillerTime]

Why don't you just leave me alone? You don't know anything about me or my girlfriend. I can promise you if you saw her face to face, you wouldn't be saying those things. Your jaw would hit the floor just like so many other guys who tried to make fun of us. She is probably more beautiful inside and out than any girl you have ever dated.

pics or it didn't happen

[niko]

I love how OP makes sure to use female pronouns as much as possible. I would write a sentence. "My wife is taking me out for my birthday, it should be fun."

OP writes "my girlfriend is taking me out to a place she picked that she said is the best place that she can possibly for for a a women like her"

[oh the horror]

I love how OP makes sure to use female pronouns as much as possible. I would write a sentence. "My wife is taking me out for my birthday, it should be fun."

OP writes "my girlfriend is taking me out to a place she picked that she said is the best place that she can possibly for for a a women like her"




"And that very feminine way her balls clap against her thighs when she giggles just makes me love her even more"