Jumpman Bike: Would you ride this?

[hateraid]

I don't know how I feel about this. Obviously not an everyday commuter, but would be cool to ride a casual beach trail. Would you ride?

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[Patrick Chewing]

Where can I get one??

[AkronAngel]

Dang, I was hoping the feet held the wheels, the arm held the handle bars, and you sit on his head.

[Jailblazers7]

I only ride my bike as an everyday commuter so hell no. I would have loved that thing growing up tho because the basketball holder would be so clutch. But then again I usually had a bike with pegs on it so I could haul friends around standing on the back.

The bull horn handles are stupid as hell tho.

[hateraid]

Where can I get one??

Apparently a concept bike designed by a guy in Vancouver. But rumor has it it will be in production this summer....

[hateraid]

I only ride my bike as an everyday commuter so hell no. I would have loved that thing growing up tho because the basketball holder would be so clutch. But then again I usually had a bike with pegs on it so I could haul friends around standing on the back.

The bull horn handles are stupid as hell tho.


If you had some expendable cash might be a good second bike, no? I still ride my bike to the outdoor cage and beach trials with my son. This would suit it perfectly.

[AkronAngel]

So is it supposed to hold a ball where your knees go up? Not great functionality there.

[Joyner82reload]

Why would anyone use this? It's probably twice the cost of similar bikes that outperform it by a substantial margin. And it anyone over 12 with a bike looking like that isn't getting laid.

[AkronAngel]

And it looks like you can't adjust the seat. As slick as it looks, the more I look at it the worse I realize the bike is.

[AkronAngel]

Just noticed the tires. It is called a Mikecycle? :roll:

[DukeDelonte13]

looks really corny.

[CavaliersFTW]

I don't know how I feel about this. Obviously not an everyday commuter, but would be cool to ride a casual beach trail. Would you ride?

http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/1e/f0/8e/1ef08e4ed5bb8d467ef061dcd5bfbedf.jpg

http://terezowens-com-uploads.s3.amazonaws.com/2014/08/michael-jordan-concept-bicycle-bulls.jpg

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:biggums:

A toy bike with incredibly expensive yet totally useless trim on it. I can't believe the rear rotor is actually bigger than the front ... not a single functional **** was given when designing that bike.

[CavaliersFTW]

Here's a bigger pic of this abomination:

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[CavaliersFTW]

Here's another:

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If you bend those rims (and trust me, you WILL bend them with only 3 large "spokes") you'll need to totally replace them if you can't bend them back into place with a hammer. Because there are no spokes to true. Unbelievably impractical bike. I bet all those impractical components are very expensive too :lol

[9erempiree]

It's nice as an artwork piece and it's a Jordan themed bike but as for functionality, it lacks in many departments. The frame doesn't look to be strong enough for anything but the road and its not aerodynamic enough to be a road bike. It also stands no chance on mountain biking trails due to how the frame is. The wheels would not stand a chance against bumps. I would own one just because I like bikes and this would be a neat novelty item. I would definitely ride it to showoff or around the block.

Also, I have to check out the components. It probably shifts like a dog.

The horns can be very dangerous as well.

[9erempiree]

It's probably a bitch to ride since the seat is too far back. You want your legs pressing down peddling and not pressing forward.

Come to think about it....it could be hell riding that thing.

1 mile max before body parts start to ache.

[ROCSteady]

Hulk Hogan gonna buy wholesale with his new settlement