Imagine you're on your way home after a very successful first date...

[jongib369]

...When your date suddenly speeds up to try to hit an animal crossing the road. Is a second date in your future?

[~primetime~]

no probably not...that's like serial killer shit

I can see a teenage boy doing that to a squirrel maybe...but if a female does that? really bad sign

[dude77]

lol I don't think so .. wouldn't be able to get past that .. that's pretty wicked

[navy]

No, besides the sadistic nature of killing animals with a car...they are putting your life at risk for no reason.

Unless she's hot of course.

[qrich]

Why is she driving me home again?

[Rake2204]

Semi-related: I ran over a dead deer while taking my girlfriend home when I was in high school.

I was driving a '93 Mercury Tracer at the time. It was late, dark, and really cold. There was a car a few lengths in front of me. It swerved at the last second and left me no chance. It was laying sideways, but deer bellies are bigger than I imagined. Felt like I jumped it.

Once we got to her house, her step-dad came out to check the damage. He had a mullet and a horseshoe mustache so he was in the car business. This was 2002.

My car came away mostly unscathed, save for some broken plastic along the underside. Worst of all were the guts that'd been dragged along the length of my car's bottom. Made for a long, bitterly cold night at the car wash.

Miss that beaut (mine had a spoiler to keep it grounded though):
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v308/VadGTI3/DSC00314.jpg

[ArbitraryWater]

Semi-related: I ran over a dead deer while taking my girlfriend home when I was in high school.

I was driving a '93 Mercury Tracer at the time. It was late, dark, and really cold. There was a car a few lengths in front of me. It swerved at the last second and left me no chance. It was laying sideways, but deer bellies are bigger than I imagined. Felt like I jumped it.

Once we got to her house, her step-dad came out to check the damage. He had a mullet and a horseshoe mustache so he was in the car business. This was 2002.

My car came away mostly unscathed, save for some broken plastic along the underside. Worst of all were the guts that'd been dragged along the length of my car's bottom. Made for a long, bitterly cold night at the car wash.

Rake memory game untouchable

[jongib369]

no probably not...that's like serial killer shit

I can see a teenage boy doing that to a squirrel maybe...but if a female does that? really bad sign
http://41.media.tumblr.com/c9d1896f1bb55f229744ff718a7805c7/tumblr_mtpjymWCG81sjaft9o1_1280.jpg

[oarabbus]

I ran over a squirrel the other day. It literally ran the **** in front of my car from a car parked on the side no time to react. Made me feel like shit. If someone did that intentionally I would not be down.

[gts]

:oldlol:

yeah that had me laughing too.. literally laughing loud enough my kids asking whats so funny

[ArbitraryWater]

yeah that had me laughing too.. literally laughing loud enough my kids asking whats so funny

wow thats.. wow so grown up

[alenleomessi]

ill propose to her right on the spot

[Jailblazers7]

Odds are that is be driving but in that situation...**** no.

[AkronAngel]

The drive home is part of the date, so that was not a successful first date. So no to a second date.

[L.A.Showtime]

OP the type of guy that doesn't drive on a first date. :yaohappy:

[ZeN]

Why is she driving me home again?
This

[Draz]

Dead cat in the middle of the street and I feared I ran over it again. Someone intentionally trying to run over something that's alive is just ****ed up

[iTare]

My daddy got prison time for wrapping his car around a living thing. F*ck trees.

[Balla_Status]

Glad I live somewhere where I don't need to drive a car for a first date.

[NBAplayoffs2001]

Yes if she's really good looking :oldlol:. Just out of pure curiosity I probably would go out on a second date :lol.

[Prometheus]

An old weed buddy of mine did the same thing once while we were one a burn ride. Sped up to try and kill a rabbit.

"What the ****, man? Why did you do that?"

"Haha, I wanted to hit that rabbit."

"No shit dude, but why? They're just trying to live, just like you and me."

"They're annoying."

"..."

At that point, I figured the kid was a psychopath. I don't speak to him anymore. If that was enough to make me part ways with a weed buddy, I sure as shit wouldn't date a girl that did the same thing.

[JtotheIzzo]

...When your date suddenly speeds up to try to hit an animal crossing the road. Is a second date in your future?

that is ****ed up dude. my GF in high school hit a raccoon while she was driving me home one night (shit made a massive thud and stopped the car briefly) and she was f*cking catatonic, b*tch pulled over and began balling her eyes out and refused to ever drive again.

normal people ain't cool with that shit.

[Budadiiii]

that is ****ed up dude. my GF in high school hit a raccoon while she was driving me home one night (shit made a massive thud and stopped the car briefly) and she was f*cking catatonic, b*tch pulled over and began balling her eyes out and refused to ever drive again.

normal people ain't cool with that shit.
:oldlol:

Talk about two sides of the extreme. That bitch is far from normal.

[Fudge]

She lives life on the edge and isn't afraid of taking chances. That's wifey material. I can't believe you don't see that.

If you don't take the second date, then I will. Don't f*ck up.

[BasedTom]

This is pretty much the last thing I expected the thread to be about.

ISH never disappoints.

[tomtucker]

An old weed buddy of mine did the same thing once while we were one a burn ride. Sped up to try and kill a rabbit.

"What the ****, man? Why did you do that?"

"Haha, I wanted to hit that rabbit."

"No shit dude, but why? They're just trying to live, just like you and me."

"They're annoying."

"..."

At that point, I figured the kid was a psychopath. I don't speak to him anymore. If that was enough to make me part ways with a weed buddy, I sure as shit wouldn't date a girl that did the same thing.
:applause:

[tomtucker]

killing animals for fun / hunting = piece of shit human

[Prometheus]

killing animals for fun / hunting = piece of shit human

Even if they eat it? You'd better be a vegetarian if you truly feel that way. The chicken on the shelves at GIANT lived a shittier life than the deer that took crossbows to become homemade jerky.

[iamgine]

She just becomes 100% more interesting but 100% more red flag.

[Jameerthefear]

It means she's a crazy psycho bitch. I would dump her ass