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christian1923
04-22-2015, 02:58 AM
I use to be a huge advocate for #Teamnocondom .... It seems great until you get the late text from the neighborhood hoe. I been smashing this girl since I was 16.. In high school and in between college breaks. But so have all my friends and every other male.

Obviously I can't have this baby, my baby mama can't be the neighborhood thotty. That's a bad reflection on me, so she tells me she's pregnant. so like any other logical person would do I asked if she was smashing anybody else around the time I was hitting it again. That's when I found out this bitch was crazy, I swear I could see the evil in her eyes. She told me "**** you! I'm going to have this baby and take half your money for the rest of your life" ... I cried that night. But I couldn't give it up, I explained it to her why it wasnt good idea to have this child, she bought it because in reality she doesn't want a kid either, she'd prefer to continue being a slut baby free. But I think she wants me in her life bad enough to have this baby.

So we go to the clinic, I gotta deal with Catholics in megaphones yelling at me. Whatever lol we go and they ultrasound her and they tell us how far along she is, like any logical man I look through my calender to see if her pregnancy and us smashing lined up together. And it did :( BUTTT she saw me looking through my phone knowing I was on my calender and went crazy on me again at the clinic, that crazy eye shit is real man I saw it in her. I calmed her down and the next day we came back to the clinic to pick up the pills.

I went with her, saw her take the pills then I bounced! i thought I was done San would never have to deal with this girl again, but She sees me on snapchat at Sunday funday that day and like any crazy bitch would do when she sees a man having a good time, she text me and tries to make me mad. She says "I threw up the pills" :facepalm

So now I can't prove if she took the pills or not, I'm worried sick, we go back to the clinic on the 30th and that's when I'll know for sure if I'm home free. I can't keep making her mad, she makes me come over to her house just to give me head. I can't enjoy it cause she's crazy but I gotta go over to her place or else she'll text me 20 times. She told me " I had a dream you had a girlfriend and I was so mad" then she said if I ever see you with a girlfriend that isn't me, I'll kill her,:biggums: she scares me and she has my life by the balls.

I do think I'm home free though because she has been bleeding for a few days and that's what's suppose to happen I guess. But man I might have to settle down after this, find me a nice women who belongs to the church.

Moral of the story, wrap it up, I thought my pull out game was strong but nooo.

BasedTom
04-22-2015, 03:02 AM
Is she at least hot? Post pics.

Fudge
04-22-2015, 03:03 AM
Yeah, you gotta do it. We need pics, Christian.

christian1923
04-22-2015, 03:03 AM
Is she at least hot? Post pics.
she has a fat ass and a pretty cute face.

DonD13
04-22-2015, 03:03 AM
:lol

BasedTom
04-22-2015, 03:07 AM
But man I might have to settle down after this, find me a nice women who belongs to the church.

Moral of the story, wrap it up, I thought my pull out game was strong but nooo.
lmao the exact same thing happened to my cousin...dude is 24 and suddenly matured overnight. Went from being the craziest fcker I knew to suddenly being above club sluts and now he demands a woman with an actual career.

christian1923
04-22-2015, 03:19 AM
lmao the exact same thing happened to my cousin...dude is 24 and suddenly matured overnight. Went from being the craziest fcker I knew to suddenly being above club sluts and now he demands a woman with an actual career.
Shit I don't blame him, Nothig worse then getting a hoe pregnant, I use to laugh at guys my age who were in serious relationships but that may be the way to go after this lol

She's a dog and has no guidance, no father. her moms an even bigger slut, and her aunt who lives with her mom is the biggest slut, she's one of the ladies tiger woods cheated on his wife with :yaohappy: there's no way this girl could be a mother to My kid. I've watched her bang my friend in high school while we had a 4 some with her and her friend.

Budadiiii
04-22-2015, 03:20 AM
:biggums:

She MAKES you receive a BJ?

Pics bro!

christian1923
04-22-2015, 03:23 AM
That's crazy bro. Hopefully she finds a different dick to get attached to and leaves you alone.
ooooo she finds plenty but for some reason she really likes me and i ain't never did a damn thing for her except give her sex and watch Netflix with her. I've tried to stop going back but the butt is so fat :facepalm

Draz
04-22-2015, 07:02 AM
The worst horror movie


WAIT A MINIUTE BITCH
YOU LIVE IN NY NEAR ME
WHATS HER NAME I PROBABLY KNOW HER

Dam son I been through something like this too with my side hoe

Playing mind games that she didn't get her period claiming she was a week or two in missing it

Theoo
04-22-2015, 08:50 AM
:roll: :roll:

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04-22-2015, 08:52 AM
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04-22-2015, 09:11 AM
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ILLsmak
04-22-2015, 09:13 AM
wat the fk** are u talken about man

it's a freestyle

-Smak

BigNBAfan
04-22-2015, 09:13 AM
your name is christian...

DonD13
04-22-2015, 09:15 AM
your name is christian...

yeah, them boys wouldn't get pragnant

imdaman99
04-22-2015, 11:24 AM
It's better to be safe than sorry. Practice different kinds of rubbbers bro. It isn't the same feeling but like I said, less stress knowing you aren't knocking up some hoe. Don't want a baby momma to be that type. You dodged a bullet here. Learn from it :cheers:

gts
04-22-2015, 11:44 AM
The phone call could have been worse.. she could of been calling to tell you she has AIDS

The moral of the story you got right.. wrap it up.. you want nothing to do with that bill when it comes do

rufuspaul
04-22-2015, 11:49 AM
The phone call could have been worse.. she could of been calling to tell you she has AIDS

The moral of the story you got right.. wrap it up.. you want nothing to do with that bill when it comes do


This. **** pregnancy dude this slut ho is probably a walking petrie dish of nastiness.