I am going to propose to my girlfriend soon

[LOLCATS]

I have thinking about it for a long time. She makes me really happy and I know it is soon after I split from my ex wife but I this is the right girl and the right time. I just know it in my heart.

I just wanted to share with my friends on here :cheers:

Splitting from my ex was the hardest time in my life but my friends both in person and on this forum made it a lot easier, and I will never forget their help. You guys gave me helpful advice and listened to my problems, so its only fair I tell you guys about the happy moments in my life too!

[TheSilentKiller]

didn't you just get dumped a couple months ago?

[LOLCATS]

didn't you just get dumped a couple months ago?

Longer than that.

I know it is only a short time but I know this is the right decision. She makes me happy in a way no woman has ever made me happy before. I love her and I know I want her to be my wife.

[gts]

Will you be going the traditional engagement/wedding ring route or will you skip that and go straight to fitting her for a cauk ring?

[24-Inch_Chrome]

Will you be going the traditional engagement/wedding ring route or will you skip that and go straight to fitting her for a cauk ring?

:lebronamazed:

gts asking the important questions.

[dh144498]

Will you be going the traditional engagement/wedding ring route or will you skip that and go straight to fitting her for a cauk ring?

:roll:

[DeuceWallaces]

Longer than that.

I know it is only a short time but I know this is the right decision. She makes me happy in a way no woman has ever made me happy before. I love her and I know I want her to be my wife.

Well, most women don't have *****.

[LOLCATS]

I am not even in the mood to get annoyed by all your stupid jokes. I am going to commit to the woman I love, nothing else matters. All my real friends on here will be happy for me.

To the rest I can only say that when you grow up and start to realize you don't have to keep up an and call other people gay all the time, you will live a much happier life. You make fun of me but imagine how many potential soul mates you lost because your were told liking transgender girls is a gay thing, or you are racist towards certain races or religions or whatever kind of discrimination you do. Your insults to me only cheapen your own lives. I am happy with who I am and what I stand for.

[Dr Seuss]

i have no doubt you two will have a beautiful summertime wedding in vermont.

[oarabbus]

You create more topics about your personal life on this board than anyone else and then you get upset when people troll you. Doesn't make sense. Don't you have a facebook you can post your life story to?

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Tru wuv <3 :applause:

[LOLCATS]

You create more topics about your personal life on this board than anyone else and then you get upset when people troll you. Doesn't make sense. Don't you have a facebook you can post your life story to?

I do not get upset if they troll me. They can say what they want. I post about myself because there are a few posters on this site I connect with and have a genuine interest in my life. This is a social site at the end of the day, so why not?

Also I do not use Facebook, I used to have one but I keep in contact with my friends in other ways now so there is no point.

[Smoke117]

Will you be going the traditional engagement/wedding ring route or will you skip that and go straight to fitting her for a cauk ring?

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

[KNOW1EDGE]

I see you still haven't taken my advice and researched X and Y chromosomes.

[LOLCATS]

Whats your ethnic background LOLCATS (Please dont be Serb)? I dont think anyones asked you before. Also, whats your wifes? And your new 'girlfriends'? Does your dad know his son like to put pens^s in his mouth? Have your parents met your he/she?

I have discussed this before, but for those who don't know I'm American. My mother was born in England but moved to America when she was a kid, and my father is just white American.

My relationship with my parents is not good, unfortunately they are Christian and seem to have a lot of problems with the way I live my life. So we do not really talk anymore.

I have discussed all this stuff before so I don't want to go over it.

[Ca$H]

I have discussed this before, but for those who don't know I'm American. My mother was born in England but moved to America when she was a kid, and my father is just white American.

My relationship with my parents is not good, unfortunately they are Christian and seem to have a lot of problems with the way I live my life. So we do not really talk anymore.

I have discussed all this stuff before so I don't want to go over it.

So since you intend to marry your "girlfriend" then is it safe to assume that you don't want any children?

[IcanzIIravor]

Enjoy your same sex marriage and be happy.:cheers:

[Levity]

awesome. where are you two going to register at? Men's big and tall?

[BigNBAfan]

how are you going to accept her knowing she has a bigger dck than you? thru insertion?

[sweggeh]

Bunch of small dicked slack jawed ******s in this thread. The jealous is sickening.

LEAVE HIM ALONE. LET HIM BE HAPPY. STOP HATING CAUSE YOU AINT GOT NOWHERE TO PUT YOUR DISEASED STRAIGHT OUT THE WRAPPER NEVER BEEN USED *****!

Lolcats do you brother. Do you.

[sweggeh]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

That part made me laugh too tbh :oldlol:

[Jameerthefear]

No one cares. Personal threads are gay

[Jameerthefear]

Things gay about this thread in order of gayness-

- Jameer is posting in it
- A man is about to enter into holy matrimony with another man, another man with a larger ***** might I add.
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- This is a personal thread
Who are you?

[sweggeh]

Who are you?

Come on son. Lets not play that game again.

[Jameerthefear]

Come on son. Lets not play that game again.
4,389 posts and I have no idea who you are.

[Smoke117]

I'm a keen advocate of gay marriage, so good on you bro.

[sweggeh]

4,389 posts and I have no idea who you are.

You really gon do this? Really?

You really want me to post the hundreds of pages you spent cursing me out after I wrecked you repeatedly over the last 4 years? This is how you wanna spend your Thursday night?

[Hit_Em]

you and theoo are taking trolling to new heights on this site :applause:

Quality trolls > people who need to race bait troll (9erempire) > shock jock troll (budadiii)

[qrich]

Sausage fest at the wedding bruh

[outbreak]

You really gon do this? Really?

You really want me to post the hundreds of pages you spent cursing me out after I wrecked you repeatedly over the last 4 years? This is how you wanna spend your Thursday night?

who's your main?

also what states is gay marriage legal in in America?

[outbreak]

Sausage fest at the wedding bruh
http://www.donkrcfoodservice.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/43212-frankfurt-cocktails_1-670x280.jpg

the caterer has an easy job

[outbreak]

Bunch of small dicked slack jawed ******s in this thread. The jealous is sickening.

LEAVE HIM ALONE. LET HIM BE HAPPY. STOP HATING CAUSE YOU AINT GOT NOWHERE TO PUT YOUR DISEASED STRAIGHT OUT THE WRAPPER NEVER BEEN USED *****!

Lolcats do you brother. Do you.

The problem isn't with homosexuals it's with lolcats trolling to attention and insisting he doesn't like men despite the fact he admits that he prefers to date people with male genitalia than people with female genitalia.

[gts]

http://www.donkrcfoodservice.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/43212-frankfurt-cocktails_1-670x280.jpg

the caterer has an easy job

oh hey look! here comes the limo to whisk them off on their honeymoon
(http://i.imgur.com/hBVC53k.jpg)

[DonDadda59]

You two have a sword fight yet or are you waiting until your wedding night?

I'd suggest you do it beforehand just to see who's the swashbuckler, the captain of the realtion-ship for real. Nothing more emasculating than your wife having a bigger d*ck than you.

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/4-24-2015/_ntTys.gif

^Don't let that be you.

[Wiltside]

Just to be clear, nobody believes a word the OP says, right?

[LOLCATS]

Just to be clear, nobody believes a word the OP says, right?

And that is fine. I am not telling you to believe anything. But at least have the decency to not open my threads, and not come in to just call me a liar and disrespect me.

[SourSamCassell]

Congratulations LOLCATS!

Or should I say 'Good luck'... Ha ha!

[LOLCATS]

Congratulations LOLCATS!

Or should I say 'Good luck'... Ha ha!

Thank you!

I will take all the luck I can get :)

[SourSamCassell]

Thank you!

I will take all the luck I can get :)
My advice would be to hold her tight, feel her body and look her in the eye

Feel the connection, stick your chest out, look her dead in the eyes

Make her know that you're the man and she's the princess

Ha ha!

[LOLCATS]

My advice would be to hold her tight, feel her body and look her in the eye

Feel the connection, stick your chest out, look her dead in the eyes

Make her know that you're the man and she's the princess

Ha ha!

That sounds amazing haha

She already knows she is my princess and I will do anything for her.

Thank you for the advice though!

[gts]

Just to be clear, nobody believes a word the OP says, right?correct.. he's just a troll using an alt account in a weak attempt to be edgy or funny... not sure which, he's neither edgy or funny :lol

[Jameerthefear]

I don't wanna shit post in the BTE so we can talk here.

I have some questions...

What makes a tranny normal or natural? There are a lot of less desirable people by the masses but trannies are more particularly gross imo.

[SourSamCassell]

Interesting queries Jameer!

I've got one myself,

What is a transvestite lesbian? Is this considered normal because the sexual preference is still a biological man and woman

[LOLCATS]

I don't wanna shit post in the BTE so we can talk here.

I have some questions...

What makes a tranny normal or natural? There are a lot of less desirable people by the masses but trannies are more particularly gross imo.

In life, people are mostly scared of and disgusted by things they do not know about. The people who are disgusted by gay people have probably never really known one in real life or ever got to know them properly to the point you realize none of that stuff matters at all. It is the same mostly for racists as well.

When it comes to transgender girls a lot of people have never seen one, never known one and only know negative things about them and are told that it is gay to be with them and a lot of stuff like that. But if you actually get to know one of them you will see for yourself they are every bit a woman as a natural woman.

[Jameerthefear]

In life, people are mostly scared of and disgusted by things they do not know about. The people who are disgusted by gay people have probably never really known one in real life or ever got to know them properly to the point you realize none of that stuff matters at all. It is the same mostly for racists as well.

When it comes to transgender girls a lot of people have never seen one, never known one and only know negative things about them and are told that it is gay to be with them and a lot of stuff like that. But if you actually get to know one of them you will see for yourself they are every bit a woman as a natural woman.
But scientifically, this isn't true.

[LOLCATS]

Interesting queries Jameer!

I've got one myself,

What is a transvestite lesbian? Is this considered normal because the sexual preference is still a biological man and woman

Great question, a lot of people wonder about this.

Firstly, let me say there is a big difference between gender and attraction. You can be a man attracted to a woman, you can be a woman attracted to a woman, you can be a man attracted to a man, and so on.

A lot of people think being transgender is a sexual orientation but it is not. It is about personal identity. I think because people see the phrase LGBT they think that being transgender is similar to being a lesbian, gay or bisexual. But its not true.

Identity is who you are. Attraction is what you are attracted to. A transgender woman can identify as a woman but be attracted to other women because she is a lesbian. This is what you would call a transgender or transsexual lesbian.

This video talks about this exact point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqB892QJ7c

[LOLCATS]

But scientifically, this isn't true.

Scientifically, they are mentally and psychologically a woman. The problem is they were born in the wrong body so they need treatment to revert back to what they should be.

[Jameerthefear]

Scientifically, they are mentally and psychologically a woman. The problem is they were born in the wrong body so they need treatment to revert back to what they should be.
Is that really scientifically backed up? Just curious.

[SourSamCassell]

Great question, a lot of people wonder about this.

Firstly, let me say there is a big difference between gender and attraction. You can be a man attracted to a woman, you can be a woman attracted to a woman, you can be a man attracted to a man, and so on.

A lot of people think being transgender is a sexual orientation but it is not. It is about personal identity. I think because people see the phrase LGBT they think that being transgender is similar to being a lesbian, gay or bisexual. But its not true.

Identity is who you are. Attraction is what you are attracted to. A transgender woman can identify as a woman but be attracted to other women because she is a lesbian. This is what you would call a transgender or transsexual lesbian.

This video talks about this exact point. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylqB892QJ7c
Thanks LOLCATS that was insightful

Will rep you when the function is activated for myself! Ha ha!

[LOLCATS]

Is that really scientifically backed up? Just curious.

Yes, there have actually been a lot of studies on this. One of the reasons the surgery is available in most countries is because it is accepted as a real condition.

[LOLCATS]

Thanks LOLCATS that was insightful

Will rep you when the function is activated for myself! Ha ha!

Take some rep from me while you wait :)

[Ca$H]

Take some rep from me while you wait :)

So since you intend to marry your "girlfriend" then is it safe to assume that you don't want any children?

[LOLCATS]

So since you intend to marry your "girlfriend" then is it safe to assume that you don't want any children?

I do want children some time in the future. When that time comes we will find a way.

Not being able to have children is not something to be ashamed of. There are plenty of women both transgender and natural who are not able to have children. It is unfortunate but that is how life is. You just try to make the best out of the situation.

[Jameerthefear]

Is your gf transgender?

[LOLCATS]

Is your gf transgender?

Yes.

[Jameerthefear]

Yes.
This doesn't seem like a good decision then.

[LOLCATS]

This doesn't seem like a good decision then.

What makes you say that?

For the record I have never married a transgender girl before. I was married but to a cisgender (natural) woman.

[Jameerthefear]

What makes you say that?

For the record I have never married a transgender girl before. I was married but to a cisgender (natural) woman.
A transgender "girl" is going to have flaws and people will look at you with disgust.

[LOLCATS]

A transgender "girl" is going to have flaws and people will look at you with disgust.

Well people usually do not notice she is transgender. She is very pretty and unless someone tells you usually you would not notice. But even if people know and make fun of us I don't care. I live my life for myself and do what makes me and the people I care about happy. Other peoples opinions do not mean anything to me.

[DonDadda59]

What makes you say that?

For the record I have never married a transgender girl before. I was married but to a cisgender (natural) woman.

Yeah... that's not a thing.

[GimmeThat]

I consider this a better scenario than your gf walking in on you announcing your intention for the presidency.

[Ca$H]

Well people usually do not notice she is transgender. She is very pretty and unless someone tells you usually you would not notice. But even if people know and make fun of us I don't care. I live my life for myself and do what makes me and the people I care about happy. Other peoples opinions do not mean anything to me.

Well apparently that doesn't pertain to your parents.

[D-FENS]

I am not even in the mood to get annoyed by all your stupid jokes. I am going to commit to the woman I love, nothing else matters. All my real friends on here will be happy for me.

To the rest I can only say that when you grow up and start to realize you don't have to keep up an and call other people gay all the time, you will live a much happier life. You make fun of me but imagine how many potential soul mates you lost because your were told liking transgender girls is a gay thing, or you are racist towards certain races or religions or whatever kind of discrimination you do. Your insults to me only cheapen your own lives. I am happy with who I am and what I stand for.


:applause: :applause: :applause:

[Bandito]

Longer than that.

I know it is only a short time but I know this is the right decision. She makes me happy in a way no woman has ever made me happy before. I love her and I know I want her to be my wife.
Of course. Having a meat **** in your butt cheeks is something no woman can do.

[Noah Rose]

When babies?

[Bandito]

Thank you!

I will take all the luck I can get :)
luck doesn't mean dick dipshit

[Bandito]

I do want children some time in the future. When that time comes we will find a way.

Not being able to have children is not something to be ashamed of. There are plenty of women both transgender and natural who are not able to have children. It is unfortunate but that is how life is. You just try to make the best out of the situation.
You mean all transgender women can't have kids.

[Draz]

I actually strongly disliked the **** out of you because I thought you were trolling. But I'm taking it now that you truly aren't. I'll respect that. And I respect your decisions.

[24-Inch_Chrome]

You mean all transgender women can't have kids.

:lol