You're at Rucker Park playing a pick up game with Kevin Garnett and he says your Mom and Grandma both taste like Honey Nut Cheerios

[Taller than CP3]

He says this in front of everyone and everyone just starts laughing. What would you do about it? I hope none of you bitch out just because it's KG.

I'd personally confront him and get in his face and wait for the crowd to break it up just so I can maintain some dignity and whatever's left of my street cred.

[Hit_Em]

I'd push his shit in just like 99% of my fellow ishers would do

Those fake tough NBA players would stand no chance vs the average Ishiot

[Smook A.]

**** it, I'd run. I know he'd whoop my ass harder than my dad would, and my dad was SCARY. KG may be a lanky guy, but damn you'd never want to get in a fight with him.

[warriorfan]

He says this in front of everyone and everyone just starts laughing. What would you do about it? I hope none of you bitch out just because it's KG.


"Yo mommas so stank she couldn't even hoe u a new pair of shoes"

[Taller than CP3]

**** it, I'd run. I know he'd whoop my ass harder than my dad would, and my dad was SCARY. KG may be a lanky guy, but damn you'd never want to get in a fight with him.

I don't think he's the type to throw down though. He'd just continue to insult you and say other shit like your Aunt tastes like Fruit Loops until you did something about it.

[tpols]

I would tell Kevin that his words are mean and add that he's a rather rude person in general.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Obviously dunk on him next time down the floor.

[ILLsmak]

He says this in front of everyone and everyone just starts laughing. What would you do about it? I hope none of you bitch out just because it's KG.

I'd personally confront him and get in his face and wait for the crowd to break it up just so I can maintain some dignity and whatever's left of my street cred.

Assuming I'm already good enough to be @ Rucker and matching up with KG, I'd just ball vs him. No need to go at people when you are playin ball. Maybe just a smile to let him know I heard it. Then do him.

If you fight someone over some shit like that you are a bitch. Nobody's words should get you that heated unless it's some real personal shit. Even then prolly not, but some generic shit... **** it.

I'd just be thinking yea people are laughing now but dudes who see this tape are gonna know that I won the match up.

You play to win the game.

-Smak

[Spaulding]

Get in his face and call his family all types of names. Then hoping he assaults me so I get a nice court settlement! :cheers:

[L.Kizzle]

Nothing. Now if he said they taste like Lucky Charms or Sugar Snacks, it's goin down.

[Rose'sACL]

Get in his face and call his family all types of names. Then hoping he assaults me so I get a nice court settlement! :cheers:
this is the only right answer.

[Hit_Em]

Nothing. Now if he said they taste like Lucky Charms or Sugar Snacks, it's goin down.
:roll: :applause:

[BigMacAttack]

I'd keep it real.:kobe:

[Jameerthefear]

turn 360 degrees and walk off the court

[DonDadda59]

One time this big f*cker, like 6'5" 260 lbs came to the rec center where I ball from time to time. He was dirty as all hell- playing like Karl Malone on speed. Throwing elbows all over the place. He actually split this one guy's eyebrow open and he was bleeding all over the place. No one confronted him or said shit besides 'cool it' and other beta stuff like that.

When I played against him, he set a pick for his teammate and as I was coming off it he threw an elbow at my face, hit the side of my jaw. I stopped the game and got in his face (I stand only 5'10") and at first he was talking big willy shit about how I was soft, wouldn't do shit, etc.

I looked him dead in the eye and told him if he ever did that shit again I'd slit his throat from ear to ear and stand there and watch him bleed out as he choked on his own blood. Dude looked like he shit himself. Rest of the game he played like a scared chihuahua. I even hit the game winner.

Haven't seen him at the rec center since. Moral of the story- fugazis gonna fugazi.

[Imtheman]

Nothing. Its a joke. Trash talk. People do it all the time.

[Milbuck]

I'd probably laugh and ask him for an autograph tbh

[Jameerthefear]

One time this big f*cker, like 6'5" 260 lbs came to the rec center where I ball from time to time. He was dirty as all hell- playing like Karl Malone on speed. Throwing elbows all over the place. He actually split this one guy's eyebrow open and he was bleeding all over the place. No one confronted him or said shit besides 'cool it' and other beta stuff like that.

When I played against him, he set a pick for his teammate and as I was coming off it he threw an elbow at my face, hit the side of my jaw. I stopped the game and got in his face (I stand only 5'10") and at first he was talking big willy shit about how I was soft, wouldn't do shit, etc.

I looked him dead in the eye and told him if he ever did that shit again I'd slit his throat from ear to ear and stand there and watch him bleed out as he choked on his own blood. Dude looked like he shit himself. Rest of the game he played like a scared chihuahua. I even hit the game winner.

Haven't seen him at the rec center since. Moral of the story- fugazis gonna fugazi.
don demarco

[Akrazotile]

OP is clearly not taller than CP3

[Spaulding]

I'd probably laugh and ask him for an autograph tbh

Changed your avy again?!

I should stop caring at this point.

[bigkingsfan]

Pull out my uzi and spray him.

[ILLsmak]

One time this big f*cker, like 6'5" 260 lbs came to the rec center where I ball from time to time. He was dirty as all hell- playing like Karl Malone on speed. Throwing elbows all over the place. He actually split this one guy's eyebrow open and he was bleeding all over the place. No one confronted him or said shit besides 'cool it' and other beta stuff like that.

When I played against him, he set a pick for his teammate and as I was coming off it he threw an elbow at my face, hit the side of my jaw. I stopped the game and got in his face (I stand only 5'10") and at first he was talking big willy shit about how I was soft, wouldn't do shit, etc.

I looked him dead in the eye and told him if he ever did that shit again I'd slit his throat from ear to ear and stand there and watch him bleed out as he choked on his own blood. Dude looked like he shit himself. Rest of the game he played like a scared chihuahua. I even hit the game winner.

Haven't seen him at the rec center since. Moral of the story- fugazis gonna fugazi.

haha. You mexican?

-Smak

[Wiltside]

He says this in front of everyone and everyone just starts laughing. What would you do about it? I hope none of you bitch out just because it's KG.

I'd personally confront him and get in his face and wait for the crowd to break it up just so I can maintain some dignity and whatever's left of my street cred.

Fake tough is the biggest bitch move you can do.

[zoom17]

One time this big f*cker, like 6'5" 260 lbs came to the rec center where I ball from time to time. He was dirty as all hell- playing like Karl Malone on speed. Throwing elbows all over the place. He actually split this one guy's eyebrow open and he was bleeding all over the place. No one confronted him or said shit besides 'cool it' and other beta stuff like that.

When I played against him, he set a pick for his teammate and as I was coming off it he threw an elbow at my face, hit the side of my jaw. I stopped the game and got in his face (I stand only 5'10") and at first he was talking big willy shit about how I was soft, wouldn't do shit, etc.

I looked him dead in the eye and told him if he ever did that shit again I'd slit his throat from ear to ear and stand there and watch him bleed out as he choked on his own blood. Dude looked like he shit himself. Rest of the game he played like a scared chihuahua. I even hit the game winner.

Haven't seen him at the rec center since. Moral of the story- fugazis gonna fugazi.


I don't even think half of that is true :lol

[Milbuck]

Changed your avy again?!

I should stop caring at this point.
Which one is best?

[DonDadda59]

haha. You mexican?

-Smak

Nah, Black. That dude was some sort of Hispanic though.


I don't even think half of that is believe :lol

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[Prometheus]

I'd just jaw right back at him. I'd make sure whatever I said was more sharp and insulting than what he said.

Basically I'd put it on him to throw the first punch or not. And if he did, I'd slam his skinny ass on the black top and beat the dog shit out of him.

Garnett isn't tough. Now if Nene did the same shit...

[IGOTGAME]

Why would this bother you. I'd call him a child and continue balling. It's have no effect on me and I've played in places similar to Rucker Park. Trash talk has to have some basis I pn reality to work.

[Sportal]

turn 360 degrees and walk off the court

You do realise if you turn 360 degrees, you will once again, be facing KG.

The degree you are looking for is 180, stay in school.

[ralph_i_el]

You do realise if you turn 360 degrees, you will once again, be facing KG.

The degree you are looking for is 180, stay in school.

I'd do a 360 and moonwalk away :roll:

[Spaulding]

Which one is best?

Any that is Bucks related. I mean, thats your thing isnt it? Dont know why ya changed to Harden and Houston stuff. Your name is Milbuck and the most vocal Bucks fan here,

Seeing the name Milbuck with all the Houston text/avy thows me off.

[CavaliersFTW]

He says this in front of everyone and everyone just starts laughing. What would you do about it? I hope none of you bitch out just because it's KG.

I'd personally confront him and get in his face and wait for the crowd to break it up just so I can maintain some dignity and whatever's left of my street cred.
The crowd would let him beat your ass and your knockout would be on World Star in 12 different angles.

[Hit_Em]

You do realise if you turn 360 degrees, you will once again, be facing KG.

The degree you are looking for is 180, stay in school.
LOL you just bodied that kid in under 25 words :roll:

[Legends66NBA7]

Am I the only one who didn't think the thread title name was possible ?

[Levity]

I'd shout rent free! Then neg him.

[bballnoob1192]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiVx1QzgX94

[iamgine]

So I'm playing with KG and he trash talk me? The real KG?

Honestly I would smile and feel rather proud that KG trash talk me. It's an honor. Probably do a lame comeback like "yeah your wife like my honey nut cheerios too"

[RRR3]

Say nothing back and cower in fear.

Then go home and watch KG highlights and fap

[SugarHill]

I'd shout rent free! Then neg him.
:oldlol:

[ShawkFactory]

One time this big f*cker, like 6'5" 260 lbs came to the rec center where I ball from time to time. He was dirty as all hell- playing like Karl Malone on speed. Throwing elbows all over the place. He actually split this one guy's eyebrow open and he was bleeding all over the place. No one confronted him or said shit besides 'cool it' and other beta stuff like that.

When I played against him, he set a pick for his teammate and as I was coming off it he threw an elbow at my face, hit the side of my jaw. I stopped the game and got in his face (I stand only 5'10") and at first he was talking big willy shit about how I was soft, wouldn't do shit, etc.

I looked him dead in the eye and told him if he ever did that shit again I'd slit his throat from ear to ear and stand there and watch him bleed out as he choked on his own blood. Dude looked like he shit himself. Rest of the game he played like a scared chihuahua. I even hit the game winner.

Haven't seen him at the rec center since. Moral of the story- fugazis gonna fugazi.
It's just showing that you have balls I guess. Most people don't actually want it to escalate.

I was with a buddy a year or so ago at an outdoor playground and he and his man were getting really physical and my buddy ending taking an elbow as well. The game stopped and they started talking shit and this guy, who was probably no taller than 6'1 (my friend is 5'7 on a good day but bulky as shit) and wasn't overly big pulls a knife out.

He says something along the lines of "I'm gonna cut you white boy". My friend paused, stared him down and said slowly "you have one shot. If you miss...your ass is in the fvcking ground". The dude put his knife away and the game resumed. They ended up winning and he just threw a bunch of racist shit at us...but never came within 20-30 feet of any of us :oldlol:

As for KG...dude's a foot taller than me and a guy who seems like that much of a dumbass could never get under my skin. Especially since I know he's not actually gonna do shit. I'd literally just laugh at him and tell him to try harder next time.

Though I've never been one to escalate shit. If someone wants to look like a dumbass and shoot their mouth off I'll let them. Trash talk has never gotten to me in the slightest. Someone stares me down and says some shit after a bucket? I'll wink and then go get one of my own, then get back without a word. It drives people crazy.

[The Iron Sheik]

it's hilarious to see pencil neck lower middle class geeks on here talking about street cred.

no one would take it serious. it's just streetball smack talk. anyone who plays ball has done it or received it.

[Imtheman]

it's hilarious to see pencil neck lower middle class geeks on here talking about street cred.

no one would take it serious. it's just streetball smack talk. anyone who plays ball has done it or received it.
Exactly what I said. Anyone who would take it serious has issues.

[KG215]

I'm trying to figure out why this would offend me? I know KG hasn't slept with my mom or grandma, so why would I be offended b this?

Maybe if it was a personal attack of some sort, that was actually grounded in some truth then sure, it might get to me some.

[bdreason]

He's probably what, like 6'10" 240lbs? I would ask him for a picture and an autograph.

[fragokota]

One time this big f*cker, like 6'5" 260 lbs came to the rec center where I ball from time to time. He was dirty as all hell- playing like Karl Malone on speed. Throwing elbows all over the place. He actually split this one guy's eyebrow open and he was bleeding all over the place. No one confronted him or said shit besides 'cool it' and other beta stuff like that.

When I played against him, he set a pick for his teammate and as I was coming off it he threw an elbow at my face, hit the side of my jaw. I stopped the game and got in his face (I stand only 5'10") and at first he was talking big willy shit about how I was soft, wouldn't do shit, etc.

I looked him dead in the eye and told him if he ever did that shit again I'd slit his throat from ear to ear and stand there and watch him bleed out as he choked on his own blood. Dude looked like he shit himself. Rest of the game he played like a scared chihuahua. I even hit the game winner.

Haven't seen him at the rec center since. Moral of the story- fugazis gonna fugazi.

:whatever:

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[SexSymbol]

I'd ask him whether if tas fun to lick the pu$$y of my dead grandmother?

[DonDadda59]

:whatever:

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:no:

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[Sakkreth]

He says this in front of everyone and everyone just starts laughing. What would you do about it? I hope none of you bitch out just because it's KG.

I'd personally confront him and get in his face and wait for the crowd to break it up just so I can maintain some dignity and whatever's left of my street cred.

:roll:

[Sakkreth]

I'd tell him that he looks like from Somalia therefore he wouldn't know how Honey Nut Cheerios taste.

[AintNoSunshine]

**** it, I'd run. I know he'd whoop my ass harder than my dad would, and my dad was SCARY. KG may be a lanky guy, but damn you'd never want to get in a fight with him.


If he doesn't kill me I'd get a whole lot of money out of that beating

[Crimsonrain777]

i'll hit that ***** with a spinning backfist

[AirFederer]

I'd block his shot, then post him up and drop step dunk on him, then refuse to sleep with his gf.

Seriously, I'd probably just laugh, as I'd be in awe just to play at RP with KG, and him taking the time to talk trash to me :lol

[SpecialQue]

I'd call him everything imaginable not related to race and hope to hell he punches me in the face, that way I could sue him and get a few million dollars. :pimp:

[Hit_Em]

i'll hit that ***** with a spinning backfist
:lol

[CelticBaller]

take a picture with him and get an autograph

[ralph_i_el]

I honestly think I could defend myself from KG long enough for someone to break it up. The dude's like 40, someone in his entourage has to have some sense.

I never got the sense that he was much of a fighter, so I could see him just flailing punches with those long arms. I'll keep my guard up and if he gets too close I'll just knee that dude straight in the nuts :banana:....actually if I did that people would just let him stomp me.

[Derka]

Have you seen KGs wife? She used to sit courtside with Ray Allen's mom and wife at Celtics games. She's a little fox and if KG went at me like that, there's no way she'd come out of that exchange unscathed.

[Fallen Angel]

I'd Kelly Olynyk his ass

[gcvbcat]

turn 360 degrees and walk off the court


Why bother turning 360, just walk straight ahead.

[Fallen Angel]

I don't know you could have all those words in a title of a thread

[kentatm]

He says this in front of everyone and everyone just starts laughing. What would you do about it? I hope none of you bitch out just because it's KG.

I'd personally confront him and get in his face and wait for the crowd to break it up just so I can maintain some dignity and whatever's left of my street cred.


If KG was having to say some ultra lame shit like that to me in a pick up game I think it means I'm probably beating his fake ass wanna be tough guy self.

So, yea, I'd laugh in his face and pop another 3. :basketball

[BarberSchool]

I'd stab him with a RAMBO KNIFE.
And stand over his body in righteous silence while he bled out.
Knowing I did the world an appreciated favor.

[sd3035]

I don't really care if people make lame jokes about my mother, sister, etc, but if he said it in a way like he was looking for a fight, I guess I'm knock him out