Best joke you've ever heard

[SexSymbol]

Alright, the point is simple, post the best joke you've ever heard or several of them and others judge and rate it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LAnmnS0-9g . If anybody doesnt want to open the lin, this is the pieces of shit joke from happy gilmore.

and my second one is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCvWW5ppyIs . It's the john cena prank call. It's not exactly one joke, but it's an ongoing 5 minute joke that I think counts.

[KobesFinger]

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[bballnoob1192]

“Now, you went to four years of college and four years of medical school, so I can safely presume that you are at least eight.”

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