A hot chick tells you she'll have sex with you if you first let her do this...

[TheMan]

So you're in a club and an incredibly hot chick is flirting with you. She tells you that she'll go home with you but she has a kinky fetish and before you get poonany, you have to let her get her strap on and let her make you her manbitch :biggums:

After that, whatever you're into she's down for it (she's a superfreak) but first your ass (literally) is hers.

Would you do it?

[brandonislegend]

**** no

[ace23]

Yeah

[TheMan]

lol at the first two responses, fvck no and yes :lol

[Jameerthefear]

What the ****?

[TheMan]

**** no
What if she offered a rimjob so it wouldn't go in dry? :lol

[bballnoob1192]

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/crazy-vs-hot-line-graph--129043.jpg

[TheMan]

What the ****?
You do know there are tons of fetishes other than anime porn right?

[ArbitraryWater]

I'd have no problem with her dominating me, but I'm not taking it up the ass :oldlol:

[TheMan]

I'd have no problem with her dominating me, but I'm not taking it up the ass :oldlol:
That's the ultimate female domination :oldlol:

[TheMan]

Pretty sure I wouldn't do it, whenever me and my wife would do missionary, she used to have the annoying habit of trying to sneak a finger up my butt but I wasn't having none of it :lol She knows now not to even try

[ace23]

Any of y'all stuck anything up your ass while jerking? Shit feels great. I'd imagine being pegged feels similar.

[warriorfan]

:crazysam:

[Hit_Em]

Any of y'all stuck anything up your ass while jerking? Shit feels great. I'd imagine being pegged feels similar.
https://38.media.tumblr.com/433cc7bc75b40499afcc7e17f3f6eca7/tumblr_inline_nmzhtlcMoG1svaryf_500.gif

[Bandito]

I'd have no problem with her dominating me, but I'm not taking it up the ass :oldlol:
Not surprised since your German.

[GimmeThat]

Or you know, someone who says they will marry you ONLY if you wear a condom for the rest of your life. (No std joke please.)

Theme is, Plastics at the wrong place eh.?

[alenleomessi]

Whenever me and my wife would do missionary, she used to have the annoying habit of trying to sneak a finger up my butt but I wasn't having none of it. However after some time i actually started liking it. Fast forward couple of months and here i am with a sore but a happy butthole asking if there are any guys like me :D
Fixed that for you, you gotta be more honest.

And No. Its weird

[bluechox2]

Any of y'all stuck anything up your ass while jerking? Shit feels great. I'd imagine being pegged feels similar.
you missed the no homo part

[highwhey]

I had a very odd dream that i met this hot white chick and after flirting with her i begin fingering her but i feel something odd and i discover she had sh1t in her panties.

The next encounter i have with (still dreaming), she looks even hotter so i stick the finger down there and i find sh1t, yet again, except i become pissed this time and I'm like "oh yeah?" And i undressed her then began fcking her. I gave zero sh1ts about the fact that she had shit down there and banged her out of rage.

I have issues.

[Nikola_]

Do it OP.

[poido123]

What the ****?



Don't act like you wouldn't Jameer.



Your gay virgin ass would be bent over quicker than Mayweather spending money.

[ArbitraryWater]

Not surprised since your German.

sooo this is gonna be it? :lol

Every week or so you come here and make some awkward, horrible joke?

and *you're

[gigantes]

well, how big is the strap-on?

[alenleomessi]

the hodge twins just answered OP :cheers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_Y72S0R5Q

[$LakerGold]

So you're in a club and an incredibly hot chick is flirting with you. She tells you that she'll go home with you but she has a kinky fetish and before you get poonany, you have to let her get her strap on and let her make you her manbitch :biggums:

After that, whatever you're into she's down for it (she's a superfreak) but first your ass (literally) is hers.

Would you do it?
Sure. It's just an object going up my asshole. At the end of the day, I know I'm a man & will gorilla f*ck her, ye? lol

If you think about it, it's just you and her & we're all talking monkeys who figured out how to build buildings . We live & we die (Okay, too much Joe Rogan. :facepalm).

She's a f*cking girl, for f*ck sakes, call it a funny moment in your life. Don't be so insecure. Like I said, at the end of the day, you know you're a f*cking man, you got nothing to lose. People who claim to be an alpha are ****ing betas. Alpha's don't give a shit. I'll paint my toenails, I can do whatever the f*ck I want. xoxoxoxoxo

[gigantes]

...call it a funny moment in your life. Don't be so insecure. Like I said, at the end of the day, you know you're a f*cking man, you got nothing to lose. People who claim to be an alpha are ****ing betas. Alpha's don't give a shit. I'll paint my toenails, I can do whatever the f*ck I want. xoxoxoxoxo
:applause:

as long as you get that it's style over substance in most parts of the states. :P

[$LakerGold]

It's not gay to wipe your a$$hole, but it's gay if you go in a little further with a f*cking object even without feeling pleasure out of it. Do it for the P8ssy, bro.

... This post is going to haunt me. Ahahahaha

[IcanzIIravor]

Yeah.....no. Plenty of other hot chicks who wouldn't break out a strap-on. If you allow her to use a strap-on, next time she will be asking if you'd let her friend Mandingo put just his tip in your ass, then you can do whatever you want to her. Why are you saying no? You took her strap-on, which weirdly enough she named black stallion. Yeah....no.

[GimmeThat]

Yeah.....no. Plenty of other hot chicks who wouldn't break out a strap-on. If you allow her to use a strap-on, next time she will be asking if you'd let her friend Mandingo put just his tip in your ass, then you can do whatever you want to her. Why are you saying no? You took her strap-on, which weirdly enough she named black stallion. Yeah....no.

so you know, I was watching this bang bus porn. And they had this guy and girl looked like they guest show on it based off some dare. And needless to say, the girl got dumped out of the van when the shoot was over.

can't decide it was because of bad friends or what.


#truelove
#beautyandthebeast

[jaybee682]

Nah I'm a strict TOP. :banana: :banana:

[$LakerGold]

Lay it down.

[outbreak]

wouldn't have it any other way

[~primetime~]

Any of y'all stuck anything up your ass while jerking? Shit feels great. I'd imagine being pegged feels similar.
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[outbreak]

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His heads the right shape but defeinitely too big if you are just starting out

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

not a fakkit so no
wood still roofie that btch and taker her hom

[riseagainst]

i already finger myself in the butt every night. So a definite yes for me.

[gts]

http://memeguy.com/photos/images/crazy-vs-hot-line-graph--129043.jpg
:lol at the redheads comment

they're all effing nuts, every redhead i've known was off the chains psycho

[The-Legend-24]

Of course :biggums:

Only gay nikkas would say no

[BlazerRed]

Hell yeah, I do that shit leisurely all the time.

[enayes]

Any of y'all stuck anything up your ass while jerking? Shit feels great. I'd imagine being pegged feels similar.

Yes.

I'm not proud of it but I have, not recently though. When I was 13-15ish, so relatively new to jerking it I did experiment a bit with @nal insertion. I started with the bottom end of a toothbrush and the handle of a butter knife. I progressed to the stick end of a plunger and then a mop handle.

I did this while using the "humping" jerking technique. So you can picture me laying on the bathroom floor, humping a rolled up soft blanket while having an object sticking out of my a$$.

[TheMan]

Yes.

I'm not proud of it but I have, not recently though. When I was 13-15ish, so relatively new to jerking it I did experiment a bit with @nal insertion. I started with the bottom end of a toothbrush and the handle of a butter knife. I progressed to the stick end of a plunger and then a mop handle.

I did this while using the "humping" jerking technique. So you can picture me laying on the bathroom floor, humping a rolled up soft blanket while having an object sticking out of my a$$.
:crazysam:

That is so gay :biggums:

[oarabbus]

Yes.

I'm not proud of it but I have, not recently though. When I was 13-15ish, so relatively new to jerking it I did experiment a bit with @nal insertion. I started with the bottom end of a toothbrush and the handle of a butter knife. I progressed to the stick end of a plunger and then a mop handle.

I did this while using the "humping" jerking technique. So you can picture me laying on the bathroom floor, humping a rolled up soft blanket while having an object sticking out of my a$$.


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[warriorfan]

Yes.

I'm not proud of it but I have, not recently though. When I was 13-15ish, so relatively new to jerking it I did experiment a bit with @nal insertion. I started with the bottom end of a toothbrush and the handle of a butter knife. I progressed to the stick end of a plunger and then a mop handle.

I did this while using the "humping" jerking technique. So you can picture me laying on the bathroom floor, humping a rolled up soft blanket while having an object sticking out of my a$$.

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[BlakFrankWhite]

His heads the right shape but defeinitely too big if you are just starting out

WTF

:roll: :roll:

[GimmeThat]

that depends on the ratio of how many people she can kill compared to me I suppose

since we are talking about 'hot' chick

[KevinDurant35]

Yes.

I'm not proud of it but I have, not recently though. When I was 13-15ish, so relatively new to jerking it I did experiment a bit with @nal insertion. I started with the bottom end of a toothbrush and the handle of a butter knife. I progressed to the stick end of a plunger and then a mop handle.

I did this while using the "humping" jerking technique. So you can picture me laying on the bathroom floor, humping a rolled up soft blanket while having an object sticking out of my a$$.
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:


(The Game of Thrones thread brought me here)

[Bourne]

I'd do it. I'd make sure it was TheMan's micro-dildo tho

[aj1987]

not a fakkit so no
wood still roofie that btch and taker her hom

Yes.

I'm not proud of it but I have, not recently though. When I was 13-15ish, so relatively new to jerking it I did experiment a bit with @nal insertion. I started with the bottom end of a toothbrush and the handle of a butter knife. I progressed to the stick end of a plunger and then a mop handle.

I did this while using the "humping" jerking technique. So you can picture me laying on the bathroom floor, humping a rolled up soft blanket while having an object sticking out of my a$$.

i already finger myself in the butt every night. So a definite yes for me.

Any of y'all stuck anything up your ass while jerking? Shit feels great. I'd imagine being pegged feels similar.

ISH.... :roll: :roll: :roll:

[kurple]

The only correct answer is to ditch the crazy bitch and spend some money on an even hotter hoe

If you have to pay something, getting raped or money I choose money

[HylianNightmare]

Op trying to trick you, she's a tranny

[GimmeThat]

which part of her, or what exactly makes her hot again?

[Lakers Legend#32]

Pictures?

[sd3035]

There are millions of hot chicks in the world, it's easy to find a different one who wouldn't request that

I guess if I were a manlet I might accept since they rarely get laid

[Jasper]

OP has an agenda :roll: :roll: :roll: