If LeBron was Kidnapped by ISIS....

[ralph_i_el]

How would ISH react? Asking for....a friend.

[dubeta]

Inb4 "he's just collude with them" from a Kobe stan

[StephHamann]

How would ISH react? Asking for....a friend.

It would involve JJ Barea

[ralph_i_el]

It would involve JJ Barea

The classic "LeBron postin up JJ Barea" pic, photoshopped so JJ has a turban...I can see it now

[SugarHill]

Inb4 "he's just collude with them" from a Kobe stan
kobe stans would attempt to rescue him purely so he can go to another finals and lose

[Eric Cartman]

Probably fight for them for 4 years and then leave them for Al-Qaeda.

[Lensanity]

Probably fight for them for 4 years and then leave them for Al-Qaeda.
:roll:

[r0drig0lac]

Probably fight for them for 4 years and then leave them for Al-Qaeda.
http://replygif.net/i/1082.gif

[ralph_i_el]

Probably fight for them for 4 years and then leave them for Al-Qaeda.

They'd make it all the way to the White House then choke

[Hit_Em]

come on ish i was expecting stronger jokes than this https://38.media.tumblr.com/07ae7daba6c0c3f7d28e4ea6faf75b3c/tumblr_n2p12yuGIJ1rrsuiko1_400.gif

[outbreak]

Not one suicide bomber, not two suicide bombers, not three suicide bombers etc

He'd sign on just so he can cover his hair line with a turban.

[Hit_Em]

Not one suicide bomber, not two suicide bombers, not three suicide bombers etc

He'd sign on just so he can cover his hair line with a turban.
:lol http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XOY7b2hWhsM/TdAl7H_YshI/AAAAAAAAACo/Pg-FsL8v5sI/s320/lebron4.jpg

[SugarHill]

Not one suicide bomber, not two suicide bombers, not three suicide bombers etc

He'd sign on just so he can cover his hair line with a turban.
:oldlol:

[Im Still Ballin]

come on ish i was expecting stronger jokes than this https://38.media.tumblr.com/07ae7daba6c0c3f7d28e4ea6faf75b3c/tumblr_n2p12yuGIJ1rrsuiko1_400.gif
:roll:

[gts]

when they released an execution video you would be able to tell which one was Lebron... he'd be the one with the headband

[Megabox!]

come on ish i was expecting stronger jokes than this https://38.media.tumblr.com/07ae7daba6c0c3f7d28e4ea6faf75b3c/tumblr_n2p12yuGIJ1rrsuiko1_400.gif
The only funny post in this shitty thread :oldlol:

[Doranku]

Would they hire Dirk to be LeBron's executioner since he has prior experience?

[ralph_i_el]

Would they hire Dirk to be LeBron's executioner since he has prior experience?
Lol

[Trollsmasher]

He would of course join them

Considering that Middle East is currently extremly weak (compared to West), he would probably get to Istanbul by the end of the year

[k0kakw0rld]

They'd make it all the way to the White House then choke
Too alpha for the White House. The president himself is a puppet. Kinda like Adam Silver is LeBron's puppet. LeBron is the Illuminati of the league

[Ramza]

He colludes with them. Then he recruits Mike Miller and James Jones. As long as he doesn't blow up 6 of 24 ppl he'll do just fine.

[bluechox2]

they would release him the next day after realizing that he can finish the job without more help

[Eric Cartman]

come on ish i was expecting stronger jokes than this https://38.media.tumblr.com/07ae7daba6c0c3f7d28e4ea6faf75b3c/tumblr_n2p12yuGIJ1rrsuiko1_400.gif

hatin ass nikka :coleman:

[ralph_i_el]

He would of course join them

Considering that Middle East is currently extremly weak (compared to West), he would probably get to Istanbul by the end of the year

Just rename it Bronstantinople :bowdown:

[knicksman]

I cant imagine how long the essay of pauk this time:lol

[ralph_i_el]

Just rename it Bronstantinople :bowdown:
http://i.imgur.com/qVKuA1y.gif

[wakencdukest]

He's taking his talents to Syria.

[sd3035]

Imagine the press conference that diva would have

[Dr.J4ever]

You guys could get Jeff in a lot of trouble with this thread. Surprised none of the moderators have picked up on this yet.:facepalm

[yarrak]

He would of course join them

Considering that Middle East is currently extremly weak (compared to West), he would probably get to Istanbul by the end of the year

:lol at this uneducated clown.:facepalm

[ImKobe]

Bran stans after reading the news

http://media.giphy.com/media/5xtDarBTbUwFBD3KoJq/giphy.gif

[Nikola_]

taylor or love? im sure he wouldnt mind..

[Im so nba'd out]

mods lock this thread not 1 good joke in it never seen ish fail so hard in a thread just begging to be thread of the year.

[ralph_i_el]

mods lock this thread not 1 good joke in it never seen ish fail so hard in a thread just begging to be thread of the year.
I take the blame completely. I was half assing it, and I promise all my fans I'll do better next season.