A comparison of two InsideHoops posters;

[Im Still Ballin]

http://i58.tinypic.com/kew21h.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/rGJ2BTs.jpg

The difference in genetics is clear. Notice the level of both poster's navel? (belly button for the uneducated) Notice the snail trails? That directly lead up to the navel? Notice the stretched underwear fabric? One is clearly being stretched and weighed down in the front while the other is flat and spherical like the camel toe of a chubby woman? The difference in genetics is clear.

I am the

[Knicks102]

Girth the size of a straw

[ArbitraryWater]

:bowdown:

So good got the

[Knicks102]

My girth flaccid is thicker than you hard

[Im Still Ballin]

[I]The

[Knicks102]

OP is used to "is it in yet" from the woman he has sex with

[Im Still Ballin]

[I]How do you convert the naysayers to the light? Can the hater truly be tamed? Is his jealous envy and rejection and denial of truth and reality an unstoppable force that forever clouds his perception and judgement of the world? What is reality and what is purpose? For there is no meaning of life, we are bit microorganisms part of something bigger that which has no other purpose than to exist in the best way it knows how? Do we make our own meaning of life? The

[ArbitraryWater]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

This guy and Yoda are the funniest accs on ISH

[GIF REACTION]

[QUOTE=Im Still Ballin][I]How do you convert the naysayers to the light? Can the hater truly be tamed? Is his jealous envy and rejection and denial of truth and reality an unstoppable force that forever clouds his perception and judgement of the world? What is reality and what is purpose? For there is no meaning of life, we are bit microorganisms part of something bigger that which has no other purpose than to exist in the best way it knows how? Do we make our own meaning of life? The

[Le Shaqtus]

So cringeworthy but hilarious at the same time :lol

[KingBeasley08]

OP been growing on me :lol

[Mr. Jabbar]

always knew op had a big one, its totally flaccid and look all the space its taking in there. hung

[Akrazotile]

:lol

Once again my confidence putting OPs head into a spin cycle. I dont need to work up a half boner just to take an underwear shot to make a self deprecating comedy post for yall to enjoy.

But that OP, boy is he obsessed with everything I do. Goes and tries to do the same thing as me and... ouch. Disastrously cringeworthy results. Hikes up his briefs, excites himself half stiff, apparently stuffs tissues into the top of his shorts for effect, and takes a waist-down pic to try and "out-do" me. Cmon OP. This is sad even for you! Also, its not fair to compare in this instance, bc your nuts are so small they would make any c0ck look like the goodyear blimp, even a half-erect pencil dick like yours :(


I can kinda appreciate the comedy angle youre going for... I guess. But youre just tryin too hard to use my routine, without possessing the same effortless swaggorino. It really just kinda makes you look obsessed with me. But man, what happened to your shtick? The internet grand villain wizard, the nemesis of all the internet heros on the playground or whatever?? You had that angle down cold. That was all you broh. Youre tryin to like change your character but man, come on. This would be like ted dibiase coming out in a black hat and gloves and rolling his eyes back in his head. We already got an Undertaker here. We need you to be you. Trying to be me is just... Its just kinda not original. You so much effort in it but the air just wooshes out quickly.


Well anyway, thats my .02. But dont worry, youll figure out who you are and what youre doing eventually. I know you will buddy ;) :cheers:

[Im Still Ballin]

[I]Oh Chris. Chris. Chris Chris Chris... CHRIS!

I can feel the denial from here. I can feel the jealousy from over there. I can feel the Envy from anywhere.

"The jealous are possessed by a mad devil and a dull spirit at the same time"

Hikes up his briefs?
Half stiff?
Tissue?

The logic.. The reasoning. The devil has possessed your soul. You're grasping at straws. I am the

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Two whitebois one stuffing his trouser to make it seem like he packin:lol :lol

[Im Still Ballin]

[I]Hamtaro I'm afraid you made me do it. Check your PMs.

The

[Akrazotile]

[QUOTE=Im Still Ballin][I]Hamtaro I'm afraid you made me do it. Check your PMs.

[B]The

[DonDadda59]

The Black community of ISH right now:

http://i.imgur.com/QwOUy2Q.gif

[SugarHill]

smh

[gts]

Hope OP didn't put that Johnsonville Bratwurst back in the fridge when he was done taking pictures

yuck

[Akrazotile]

Hope OP didn't put that Johnsonville Bratwurst back in the fridge when he was done taking pictures

yuck


It should be fine. He wrapped it in tissue before he put it down there.

[Akrazotile]

My god, are we seeing another classic meltdown from Whistle Dick Chris?!?! Ballin is bigger than you, take the L and move on


We're seeing me lol with a mixture of bemusement and pity at how desperate OP is, and him trying to convince himself he's got me melting down.


But by all means, continue on trolling. The thread has so-so potential. I'm just not fully convinced it'll be a hit yet. You've got 5 more posts to change my mind, then I'm moving on.

[Im Still Ballin]

[I]The denial is strong. I feel sorrow for them. It is not only a denial of The

[zoom17]

This site attracts the most weirdest people.

[Akrazotile]

[QUOTE=Im Still Ballin][I]The denial is strong. I feel sorrow for them. It is not only a denial of The

[Mr. Jabbar]

op can we get more pics (dif angles) of your dong? its unfair to judge from 1 pic

[Im Still Ballin]

Check your Private Message Box function.

[Jameerthefear]

what the **** happened to ish

[gts]

what the **** happened to ish

"It suffers from a lack of institutional control"
Mark Emmert
National Collegiate Athletic Association, CEO


That and there's just a bunch of plain old fashioned idiots here:lol

[Mr. Jabbar]

Check your Private Message Box function.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
hung AF :applause:

[Akrazotile]

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
hung AF :applause:


Wtf Jabbar???

Have you ever heard of giving both dudes a fair hearing?? Comparing apples to apples, bananas to bananas?

pm ME for some erect shots before you jump to any conclusions bro. That bathroom pic was on some cold spring morning, no heat on in the apartment, just got up and didnt put clothes on yet type of shit. My shit was compacted like an accordian bro, i'm a grower anyway. A big time grower.

Just PM me and at least take a look. I wont leave ya hangin.

Ill just be hangin ;)

[Mr. Jabbar]

Wtf Jabbar???

Have you ever heard of giving both dudes a fair hearing?? Comparing apples to apples, bananas to bananas?

pm ME for some erect shots before you jump to any conclusions bro. That bathroom pic was on some cold spring morning, no heat on in the apartment, just got up and didnt put clothes on yet type of shit. My shit was compacted like an accordian bro, i'm a grower anyway. A big time grower.

Just PM me and at least take a look. I wont leave ya hangin.

Ill just be hangin ;)

fair enough, pm your unit

[Goon Time]

LOL @ Akrazotile trying to pretend he didn't adjust his junk for the photo. Uhh yeah it was cold and I wasn't even thinking about it, I don't worry about anything, I'm super confident in every way, take my word for it. Dude is on a major dick insecurity kick. Don't worry man, you're on the low side of average for a white guy, it's not like any drunk girl that goes home with your short, fat ass is expecting more. I'm sure you'll turn your studio apartment that doubles as your video making studio ROFL into a regular love shack, you can talk about how the libs are ruining this country as foreplay, that'll get em wet. Try to laugh this off because that's all you do, but you are a loser and everything I said is true

[SexSymbol]

focking fa ggots

[warriorfan]

akz and im still beta are two peas in a pod (tiny ones)

[blablabla]

fair enough, pm your unit
I'm waiting for your honest opinion on this very important matter.

[SexSymbol]

Even if you have a bigger member down your pants what gives you the privilege of bragging about it? You didn't do anything to earn it, your parents focked and here you are.
You wanna act a man, brag about something that you actually earn, not something that is given to you. Focking bran stans

[Yoda]

Size matters not when the force I use.

[jongib369]

The Black community of ISH right now:

http://i.imgur.com/QwOUy2Q.gif

:lol

:biggums:

[jongib369]

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2676882/thumbs/o-LENGTH-COLOR-570.jpg


All these little dogs barking to make their presence known, I pity them. The big dogs don't need to bark, they just know

*message from the top 98%

[starface]

Check your Private Message Box function.


:lol


This thread was actually a gem.

No surprise its contents were ruined by ISH being ISH.