Top ten foods to give you mudd-butt?

[L.Kizzle]

I think I just made a deadly mistake of mixing two of the ten together.

In no order:
Chili
Burrito
Watermelon
Gyro
Coffee
Nachos
Ice Cream
Beans
Spinach
Meatloaf

[Derka]

Anything I eat from Dunkin Donuts or Subway leaves me shitting water for 12-24 hours.

[Type 2]

#1 Chipotle

[Draz]

Halal food from the cart

[TylerOO]

I rarely get mudd-butt. Maybe once a year. Not sure what causes it though.

[Patrick Chewing]

Whole milk is #1 for me.

[hateraid]

I drank 32 oz of aloe vera juice and cleared out my intestinals. Clears out anything jammed up in there. It's like bowel lubricant

[christian1923]

Pizza

[Tarik One]

2% Milk
Raisin Bran
Microwaveable Frozen Beef Products

[riseagainst]

anything with lots of protein and dairy. My toilet always looks like an oil drill happened.

I feel even worse about taking a dump in public restrooms, especially at work. Those poor bastards that are in stalls right next to mine. I literally don't have pooping etiquette most of the time and just bust it out right as i sit down, without holding anything back. You hear the whole thing just blow out of my asshole, equipped with the heavy stench. I try to give them courtesy flushes but i get so caught up in the moment of letting everything go that i forget.

This one time i took a diarrhea so massive and explosive that they exploded out of the sides of the toilet right between the seat and the bowl. After i stood up, i just stood there examining the damage that i had just done and felt sorry for whoever needs to use the toilet next, and for the janitor who has to clean that stuff up.

[Tarik One]

anything with lots of protein and dairy. My toilet always looks like an oil drill happened.

I feel even worse about taking a dump in public restrooms, especially at work. Those poor bastards that are in stalls right next to mine. I literally don't have pooping etiquette most of the time and just bust it out right as i sit down, without holding anything back. You hear the whole thing just blow out of my asshole, equipped with the heavy stench. I try to give them courtesy flushes but i get so caught up in the moment of letting everything go that i forget.

This one time i took a diarrhea so massive and explosive that they exploded out of the sides of the toilet right between the seat and the bowl. After i stood up, i just stood there examining the damage that i had just done and felt sorry for whoever needs to use the toilet next, and for the janitor who has to clean that stuff up.

You didn't bother to clean up after yourself? You are one selfish, nasty bastard. You probably didn't even wash your hands either.

[riseagainst]

You didn't bother to clean up after yourself? You are one selfish, nasty bastard. You probably didn't even wash your hands either.


i cleaned it up. Licked it all off.

[L.Kizzle]

anything with lots of protein and dairy. My toilet always looks like an oil drill happened.

I feel even worse about taking a dump in public restrooms, especially at work. Those poor bastards that are in stalls right next to mine. I literally don't have pooping etiquette most of the time and just bust it out right as i sit down, without holding anything back. You hear the whole thing just blow out of my asshole, equipped with the heavy stench. I try to give them courtesy flushes but i get so caught up in the moment of letting everything go that i forget.

This one time i took a diarrhea so massive and explosive that they exploded out of the sides of the toilet right between the seat and the bowl. After i stood up, i just stood there examining the damage that i had just done and felt sorry for whoever needs to use the toilet next, and for the janitor who has to clean that stuff up.
Do you put a toilet cover or paper over the seat? Or you just go raw booty meat on that thang?

[Patrick Chewing]

That story reminds me of a time I had massive diarrhea in Disney World and I kept telling my girlfriend at the time that I could hold it till we got to the hotel. She kept insisting that I go, but Disney was so packed that I wouldn't dare go to a bathroom knowing full well that everyone that saw me enter would soon find out why I chose the last stall at the end.

So we go an another ride and I nearly shit myself then on the ride if it wasn't for the fact that we did go upside down at one point and I guess that was my saving grace and it kept the diarrhea in for the moment. I was sweating as I got off and I finally gave in and found the least busy men's room and waddled over to the last stall. I had no time for a seat cover and immediately put my bare ass on the seat and the flood gates opened. The worst part was the initial explosion that you could hear from my ass as whatever came out hit the water and then right back up to me....yeah gross. The immediate relief was short-lived as to my amazement, between the gap in the door and the rest of the stall, was these two pair of eyes staring right at me. I could tell it was some young kid wanting to see the commotion for himself. So I just yelled at him to go away and turned in his direction to wipe. Not sure if he saw me wipe, but I hope that little bastard got a good whiff of my shit.

[Rake2204]

Anything I eat from Dunkin Donuts or Subway leaves me shitting water for 12-24 hours.What is it about Subway that leads to such a situation?

[L.Kizzle]

That story reminds me of a time I had massive diarrhea in Disney World and I kept telling my girlfriend at the time that I could hold it till we got to the hotel. She kept insisting that I go, but Disney was so packed that I wouldn't dare go to a bathroom knowing full well that everyone that saw me enter would soon find out why I chose the last stall at the end.

So we go an another ride and I nearly shit myself then on the ride if it wasn't for the fact that we did go upside down at one point and I guess that was my saving grace and it kept the diarrhea in for the moment. I was sweating as I got off and I finally gave in and found the least busy men's room and waddled over to the last stall. I had no time for a seat cover and immediately put my bare ass on the seat and the flood gates opened. The worst part was the initial explosion that you could hear from my ass as whatever came out hit the water and then right back up to me....yeah gross. The immediate relief was short-lived as to my amazement, between the gap in the door and the rest of the stall, was these two pair of eyes staring right at me. I could tell it was some young kid wanting to see the commotion for himself. So I just yelled at him to go away and turned in his direction to wipe. Not sure if he saw me wipe, but I hope that little bastard got a good whiff of my shit.
Why would you go on a ride knowing that at any second your ass could explode? Could have been flying doo-doo's everywhere.

[riseagainst]

That story reminds me of a time I had massive diarrhea in Disney World and I kept telling my girlfriend at the time that I could hold it till we got to the hotel. She kept insisting that I go, but Disney was so packed that I wouldn't dare go to a bathroom knowing full well that everyone that saw me enter would soon find out why I chose the last stall at the end.

So we go an another ride and I nearly shit myself then on the ride if it wasn't for the fact that we did go upside down at one point and I guess that was my saving grace and it kept the diarrhea in for the moment. I was sweating as I got off and I finally gave in and found the least busy men's room and waddled over to the last stall. I had no time for a seat cover and immediately put my bare ass on the seat and the flood gates opened. The worst part was the initial explosion that you could hear from my ass as whatever came out hit the water and then right back up to me....yeah gross. The immediate relief was short-lived as to my amazement, between the gap in the door and the rest of the stall, was these two pair of eyes staring right at me. I could tell it was some young kid wanting to see the commotion for himself. So I just yelled at him to go away and turned in his direction to wipe. Not sure if he saw me wipe, but I hope that little bastard got a good whiff of my shit.


dam.... that's really creepy.