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kennethgriffin
05-19-2015, 09:34 PM
2015-16 = 37y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson
2016-17 = 38y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson
2017-18 = 39y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson
2018-19 = 40y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson


:lol

Ca$H
05-19-2015, 09:37 PM
2015-16 = 37y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson
2016-17 = 38y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson
2017-18 = 39y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson
2018-19 = 40y.o Kobe/Love/Butler/Okafor/Randle/Clarkson


:lol

Kobe will retire bro. Just become a Okafor or Towns stan.

kennethgriffin
05-19-2015, 09:37 PM
http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i65/ctat_8/kobe-finals-2-1.jpg




#6 is coming

plowking
05-19-2015, 09:40 PM
I'm looking forward to him being the first player to win a title while shooting 20% on more than 15 attempts.

kennethgriffin
05-19-2015, 09:42 PM
I'm looking forward to him being the first player to win a title while shooting 20% on more than 15 attempts.

if that happens then you and your analytics geeks will stay losing

:roll:

Optimus Prime
05-19-2015, 09:43 PM
I never thought he would retire after this season. He just loves the game too much. The only reason he was considering it was because of all the devastating injuries he's suffered the last few season.

#MambaAt40

:kobe: :bowdown:

Prometheus
05-19-2015, 09:43 PM
Looks like a pretty good roster but with a glaring weakness at the shooting guard position.

plowking
05-19-2015, 09:44 PM
if that happens then you and your analytics geeks will stay losing

:roll:

Analytics? lol...

It'll just prove you can win with a huge net negative on the team. :oldlol:

You have a warped perception of reality dude. haha

plowking
05-19-2015, 09:45 PM
Looks like a pretty good roster but with a glaring weakness at the shooting guard position.

Fark me. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Wrecked with one post. :oldlol:

PJR
05-19-2015, 09:48 PM
Looks like a pretty good roster but with a glaring weakness at the shooting guard position.

:lol

kennethgriffin
05-19-2015, 09:48 PM
inb4 kobe averages 18/5/9 on 45% fgs and wins finals mvp

T_L_P
05-19-2015, 09:52 PM
Looks like a pretty good roster but with a glaring weakness at the shooting guard position.
rekt :roll:

kennethgriffin
05-19-2015, 09:58 PM
at the end of the day

i win
lakers win
haters lose


youre "recking" yourselves by talking sh*t about the lakers landing the 2nd pick and instantly attracting every free agent

:lol

paycuts and ring chasers coming to LA this summer

b0bab0i
05-19-2015, 10:00 PM
Looks like a pretty good roster but with a glaring weakness at the shooting guard position.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/greg-popovich-thumbs-up.gif

Akrazotile
05-19-2015, 10:03 PM
Looks like a pretty good roster but with a glaring weakness at the shooting guard position.



http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/clap%20clap%20clap/grand/clap-clap-clap-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2242.gif

T_L_P
05-19-2015, 10:05 PM
at the end of the day

i win
lakers win
haters lose


youre "recking" yourselves by talking sh*t about the lakers landing the 2nd pick and instantly attracting every free agent

:lol

paycuts and ring chasers coming to LA this summer

And they're still not gonna make the Playoffs. :oldlol:

Remember when you said this year's Laker team would compete? :oldlol:

RoundMoundOfReb
05-19-2015, 10:07 PM
Yeah, he will. He's not "Kobe" on the court anymore and he knows it.

Prometheus
05-19-2015, 10:14 PM
At the end of the day, everyone is shitting their pants right now. Lakers haters are in for a horror story of a season...

How do they always manage to do it? We're in store for another LAL super squad...

Kobe/Shaq/Malone/Payton

Kobe/Nash/Gasol/Howard

and now they're going to do it again... god damn...

kennethgriffin
05-19-2015, 10:26 PM
At the end of the day, everyone is shitting their pants right now. Lakers haters are in for a horror story of a season...

How do they always manage to do it? We're in store for another LAL super squad...

Kobe/Shaq/Malone/Payton

Kobe/Nash/Gasol/Howard

and now they're going to do it again... god damn...


obviously health plays 90% into winning titles



in 2004

kobe = injured most of the year/ recovering
shaq = 350 pounds/ completely lost all mobility
malone = old/injured
payton = old/sucking

in 2013

kobe = torn achilles before playoffs
howard = back surgery/injured most of the year /recovering
nash = injured most of the year/old as f*ck
gasol = sucking most of the year/injured too


i mean... if both those teams are healthy and in shape they win 70+

Ramza
05-19-2015, 10:35 PM
If he comes back, we'll never see a corpse this alpha for a long time :bowdown: