Anyone ever had a happy ending in a massage?

[1987_Lakers]

Just wondering.

[gigantes]

???

[L.Kizzle]

I had one by accident.

[Akrazotile]

I had one by accident.


:biggums: :confusedshrug: :bowdown:

[Bandito]

Me why? I had it in Dallas. The girl massager just asked me if I wanted a happy ending, didn't even know what it was at the time, and I just said yes unknowingly. Had to pay an extra $50 bucks for that :lol

[fiddy]

Me why? I had it in Dallas. The girl massager just asked me if I wanted a happy ending, didn't even know what it was at the time, and I just said yes unknowingly. Had to pay an extra $50 bucks for that :lol
Worth it?

[L.Kizzle]

:biggums: :confusedshrug: :bowdown:
I actually went in for a massage. Some people actually go in just to get a happy ending.

Their are two types of massage parlors. The one I went to is pretty legit. I actually been a few times, and got no happy ending. So I was very surprised when this happened. Of course, I didn't tell her to stop ... but still surprised.

The other one is the kind where you have to actually ring a door bell to get in. Stat away from them unless you know wtf you're actually getting yourself into.

Well, it's actually three. These are licensed masseuses.

[Bandito]

Worth it?
No handjob is worth $50 dollars. If I knew what it was, and that I had to pay I would've deny the handie.

She did a good job though. That asian knows what to do with her hands...

[Akrazotile]

No handjob is worth $50 dollars. If I knew what it was, and that I had to pay I would've deny the handie.

She did a good job though. That asian knows what to do with her hands...


Mine are.

[Giaodollo]

Worth it?
Made rectal love with a beutifeul german lady for 50 euros. I would not pay 5 dollars for a handjob.

[Pushxx]

Good handjobs are underappreciated.

[BigBoss]

Yeah and it was the best hand job in my life. I was chatting with her during the massage and she told me she lives on the premises, works everyday, and misses her family in China. I sort of put two and two together--she was a sex slave and probably trafficked. I never went back I felt really disgusted with myself for still going with the happy ending.

[Jameerthefear]

Wait what the ****? Is this real? I wanna go to a massage parlor now

[Draz]

Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy handjobs? No girl can do it right the way we can.

[L.Kizzle]

Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy handjobs? No girl can do it right the way we can.
:biggums:

Not getting the right hands on your junk. A good hand job is almost as good as Virginia or mouth.

[warriorfan]

One time me and some friends were drinking at the bar during the day and we wanted to go grab a bite to eat and watch the basketball game at my my place. So me and one friend take one car and the other 2 take another. Me and my buddy show up at my place and turn on the game and it takes the other two more then an hour to get back. I was beginning to think they got pulled over by the cops or some shit cause I called them and there was no answer. Then they come back and come in the door with the food and they said they made a detour.


So they ordered some Thai food and there was one of those weird message places with the blacked out windows next door. They were pretty drunk so they just went in there and asked for sex straight up and they got taken into a back room and this old asian lady comes in and started blowing my friend. My other friend was in another room and got ****ed by what sounded as a not so attractive asian lady. Well anyways the whole thing sounded weird but the best part was one of my friends said when the old asian lady was blowing him and trying to get him to come. She stopped sucking his dick and looked at him while jerking him off and says in a thick stereotypical asian accent "ooooooooo u look like matt damon!!"


:roll: :roll: :roll:


Long story short. Don't go to these asian message places with blacked out windows. Do not have good bitches but it can be a hilarious encounter.

[1987_Lakers]

Wait what the ****? Is this real? I wanna go to a massage parlor now

They are very real.:oldlol:

The reason why I made this thread is because I went to one this morning. A friend of mine told me about this place that does it but I couldn't find it on yelp. I then found out it's not on yelp because they don't want people writing reviews about the happy endings. I still found the address and went

It's funny, I arrived not knowing if it was 100% legit. I got an hour massage by this cute Chinese girl, I got undressed, just leaving my boxers on, but she demanded for me to be completely naked, by this point I started to realize this is legit, so I received a complete naked massage for 50 minutes (she even massaged my butt ) and in the last 10 minutes she turned me around and started to whack me off.:oldlol:

[Giaodollo]

Wait what the ****? Is this real? I wanna go to a massage parlor now

Depends on the place. If it is a thai place, most defintely.

[1987_Lakers]

She stopped sucking his dick and looked at him while jerking him off and says in a thick stereotypical asian accent "ooooooooo u look like matt damon!!"
:roll:

[dunksby]

I had a few back when I was in Asia, that shit is great.

[imnew09]

Had a Nuru/thai massage when i travelled to China years ago. Now i heard its illegal except for Macao or Shanghai. Honestly , it was the best moment of my life lol...

[iTare]

Am I the only one who doesn't enjoy handjobs? No girl can do it right the way we can.
Correct. Dudes can give way better handjobs.

[oarabbus]

No handjob is worth $50 dollars. If I knew what it was, and that I had to pay I would've deny the handie.

She did a good job though. That asian knows what to do with her hands...


Hell no a handjob ain't. So she didn't tell you the charge till after?

And Rubmaps .com I haven't used it but I know people that swear by it

[Lebron23]

:applause: :rockon: :applause:

[Bandito]

Hell no a handjob ain't. So she didn't tell you the charge till after?

And Rubmaps .com I haven't used it but I know people that swear by it
They never did. I saw the extra charge in the receipt under "tips". I was like "what tip....oooooooo"...

[ArbitraryWater]

Made rectal love with a beutifeul german lady for 50 euros. I would not pay 5 dollars for a handjob.

where in Germany?

[GIF REACTION]

Was he one of the dudes who called you a bear?
:roll: :roll:

[bigkingsfan]

Thais ain't even trying to be subtle about it either.

http://i.imgur.com/JcpzkgT.jpg

img was way too big.

Weak, for those prices you should get to fk the shit out of them.

[ArbitraryWater]

I got an offer for a one when I was done working out at AmFam. Some dude wanted to give me a happy ending in the steam room, but I don't like to steam after I work out. You can hardly breath in those things.

:roll: :roll:

[Giaodollo]

where in Germany?
FKK artemis. I only went because I've heard great things about FKK, you know a gentlemans place where you can drink, watch sports, and go chill in the jacuzzis and shit. I never went with the intent of having a whore. But my friends all took one and a girl was to sexy to resist...

[senelcoolidge]

A friend took me to one late at night..very shady. I just went along. We knocked on the door and they let us in. The girls came out..they were all latina's. I guess we were supposed to pick one. I was not comfortable..I'm not into prostitution. The one that was the leader was an older woman and she was looking me up and down. I got out of there. I won't lie when I was single and going through a long drought I thought about visiting one of those massage places..the one with the Asian chicks ( i have yellow fever). But I never did..so glad.

[nightprowler10]

Just wondering.
Nice try copper.