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Hamtaro CP3KDKG
05-27-2015, 10:22 PM
Thats a BIG reason why hes such a menace on the offensive glass. Have u ever grinded on a chick in a club w/ a phat azz? Smashed her from behind to realize a minute later u on the other side of the bed goin back?:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug: That sht moves out nikkas, gives so much space and position for u to do werk............no nikkas on the court can do anything before he jumps lol:lol
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Young X
05-27-2015, 10:23 PM
Bruh :biggums:

navy
05-27-2015, 10:23 PM
Bruh :biggums:

HelterSkelter
05-27-2015, 10:24 PM
that's a yes homo for you

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
05-27-2015, 10:24 PM
i said no homo im gud
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Lensanity
05-27-2015, 10:27 PM
I just want to set up a tent and campfire and live in it while I molest your family members.

DonDadda59
05-27-2015, 10:27 PM
i said no homo im gud
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You got off on a technicality :coleman:

But seriously though... one of the reasons that 6'4" Barkley was such a beast rebounder- dat gluteus maximus :pimp:

Im Still Ballin
05-27-2015, 10:29 PM
I've got the best glutes on InsideHoops

Can confirm with photo

RedBlackAttack
05-27-2015, 10:29 PM
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Hamtaro CP3KDKG
05-27-2015, 10:30 PM
You got off on a technicality :coleman:

But seriously though... one of the reasons that 6'4" Barkley was such a beast rebounder- dat gluteus maximus :pimp:
glad someone gets me..............Rick Mahorn was another one. They some of the worst types of ppl to play against cuz they sus and get too comfortable........

Jameerthefear
05-27-2015, 10:30 PM
OP is definitely gay. He only f*cks with other n*ggas

Young X
05-27-2015, 10:32 PM
I just want to set up a tent and campfire and live in it while I molest your family members.Bruh :biggums:

Im Still Ballin
05-27-2015, 10:34 PM
Real talk though

This is one of the reasons why he never gets injured

Hip dominant athletes, especially in basketball, get injured far less. Case in point? Lebron James

It's all about movement and gait

Knee dominant guys USUALLY have knee/ankle problems

This is partially one of the reasons why TT is so durable. He moves efficiently

I feel like Kyrie needs to start moving more with his hips... This occurance of knee tendonitis is no surprise to me.

RedBlackAttack
05-27-2015, 10:36 PM
Bruh :biggums:
Hope it was worth it.

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
05-27-2015, 10:36 PM
Just watched Cavs/Hawks game 4 highlights................seriously when this nikka gets position on some1 just watch em they cant do a damn thing, done deal:lol :lol :lol its why hes the best offensive rebounder in the game he causes so many loose balls that go to Cavs too if he doesnt grab the board

RedBlackAttack
05-27-2015, 10:37 PM
Real talk though

This is one of the reasons why he never gets injured

Hip dominant athletes, especially in basketball, get injured far less. Case in point? Lebron James

It's all about movement and gait

Knee dominant guys USUALLY have knee/ankle problems

This is partially one of the reasons why TT is so durable. He moves efficiently

I feel like Kyrie needs to start moving more with his hips... This occurance of knee tendonitis is no surprise to me.
The right knee tendenitis was 100% due to his spraining his left ankle and having to overcompensate on the other side. He never had any knee issues prior to that ... just wore that leg down. Has nothing to do with how he plays, imo.

Taller than CP3
05-27-2015, 10:39 PM
If I were in the NBA and Tristan was boxing me out, I'd just close my eyes and pretend I was grinding with Iggy Azalea.

Cocaine80s
05-27-2015, 10:41 PM
Op confirmed gay.

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RedBlackAttack
05-27-2015, 10:43 PM
Just watched Cavs/Hawks game 4 highlights................seriously when this nikka gets position on some1 just watch em they cant do a damn thing, done deal:lol :lol :lol its why hes the best offensive rebounder in the game he causes so many loose balls that go to Cavs too if he doesnt grab the board
Just one of those guys who has a knack for getting to the ball. He's a really good athlete who is long and a master at getting position and timing his jumps perfectly.

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There are 4 Bulls around him here and yet they stand no chance...

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^^^Look at where he starts on this play... actually in the out of bounds area under the basket. He seems to know the physics of how the ball is going to come off the rim and where he needs to get. Amazing to watch him work.



The only consistently successful strategy I've seen in keeping TT off the boards, if it exists, is this...

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Im Still Ballin
05-27-2015, 10:45 PM
You may be right

Kyrie has had his fair share of ankle sprains I think? That is usually another common occurrence from more knee dominant movement... Of course any athlete, even the most hip dominant ones can sprain their ankle... I just feel like basketball players in general can always benefit durability wise, moving with their hips more. It's also another reason why I love watching Lebron... He moves in such an ergonomically efficient manner. Sound and stable... It's a commonality I notice among players with high durability... TT, Westbrook, Lebron, Harden

Springsteen
05-27-2015, 10:47 PM
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beard

RedBlackAttack
05-27-2015, 10:54 PM
You may be right

Kyrie has had his fair share of ankle sprains I think? That is usually another common occurrence from more knee dominant movement... Of course any athlete, even the most hip dominant ones can sprain their ankle... I just feel like basketball players in general can always benefit durability wise, moving with their hips more. It's also another reason why I love watching Lebron... He moves in such an ergonomically efficient manner. Sound and stable... It's a commonality I notice among players with high durability... TT, Westbrook, Lebron, Harden
Ankle sprains haven't really been a huge issue for Kyrie. Curry was the most high profile player who struggled through some serious ankle problems early in his career.

If there has bee a re-occurring injury for Kyrie over the last few years, it has been the shoulder. This is really the first time I can remember him having a leg injury debilitating enough to make him sit out important games and/or be at 60-70% when he plays.

Most of KI's injuries have been weird. In college, he had the toe thing. That never came back. Then, in the NBA, first came the broken cheek bone. That was followed by the shoulder starting to act up, which basically kept him out for about a month in 2012. Then, he broke his wrist slapping the padding under the basket at practice in the preseason...

It was always weird stuff like that until this postseason.

He plays so under control most of the time and he uses such good fundamental foorwork, I don't think his style will lead to many foot, ankle or knee problems from his actual game. Where he could run into trouble is his slight frame attacking the basket as much as he does.

That's not how all of this started (it was just a mis-step), but the knee/ankle problems have taken away his usual lethal driving game because he can't afford to take the hits.

inclinerator
05-27-2015, 11:01 PM
agree he has a big ass


If I were in the NBA and Tristan was boxing me out, I'd just close my eyes and pretend I was grinding with Iggy Azalea.

:lol

MP.Trey
05-27-2015, 11:04 PM
Suck a dick, no homo.

Hamtaro CP3KDKG
06-04-2015, 10:58 PM
12 boards, 5 offensive............even Draymond and Bogut gon have trouble with that big ass:facepalm

Fudge
06-04-2015, 11:08 PM
:roll:

BigMacAttack
06-04-2015, 11:11 PM
So much power in them fat ass glutes.

Straight_Ballin
06-04-2015, 11:22 PM
Hope it was worth it.

Should have been banned a long time ago.