Life intervention for Akrozatile. Get in here!

[nathanjizzle]

This is serious. as most of you know, akrozatile is a failure in his own life endeavors and overall failure at 30 years of age. no college, no job, no ownership of any kind. He has no passion, ambition or will to achieve his dreams or any type of success. At this point, I can mostly envision him working minimum wage at a grocery store at 40 years of age and i do not want that to happen to him. So hopefully, the ish brother hood can intervene in his impending mediocre existence and push him towards some sort of greatness. please share a few good words, advice, and your own experience to give him some better insight other than the pathetic one he has now.

for me, i leave you with this akrozatile, and for everyone else aswell who can us it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuHfVn_cfHU

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[Nick Young]

he's a grown ass man. Let him live his life how he wants to, breh.

[kurple]

he's a grown ass man. Let him live his life how he wants to, breh.
what if he wants to rape kids?

breh


Its time to give up Starface

[Nick Young]

He has never shown an inclination to do such a thing.

Stop your catty witch hunt before it begins.

You can either act like a gossipy bitch, or get these rent free ISH posters out of your head and live your own life.

[Eric Cartman]

I say put the poor bastard out of his misery.

[nathanjizzle]

he's a grown ass man. Let him live his life how he wants to, breh.

youre enabling him to be a loser.


I say put the poor bastard out of his misery.

not yet.

[Nick Young]

youre enabling him to be a loser.


LOL it's not your job to change the lives of random dudes on the internet. You are doing this in order to avoid focusing on the improvements you need to make on your own life.

[nathanjizzle]

LOL it's not your job to change the lives of random dudes on the internet. You are doing this in order to avoid focusing on the improvements you need to make on your own life.



But it is my job to help guide someone. why? because i am achieving what im suppose to with my talent and skills, which is why i recognize akrozatiles lack luster effort in achieving his own goals, and which will result in him living a pitiful existence when hes older.

and what it seems like is that you have already given up on your own dreams and you just want people to be at the bottom of the barrel with you so that you are not alone.

[Nick Young]

But it is my job to help guide someone. why? because i am achieving what im suppose to with my talent and skills, which is why i recognize akrozatiles lack luster effort in achieving his own goals, and which will result in him living a pitiful existence when hes older.

and what it seems like is that you have already given up on your own dreams and you just want people to be at the bottom of the barrel with you so that you are not alone.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, breh:cheers:

I suggest you explore the reasons you feel such an underlying need to white knight and people-please.

[nathanjizzle]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, breh:cheers:

I suggest you explore the reasons you feel such an underlying need to white knight and people-please.

i suggest you implore the reasons you feel such an underlying need to be critical. this is a thread about helping, yet you are critical of why?

[Nick Young]

i suggest you implore the reasons you feel such an underlying need to be critical. this is a thread about helping, yet you are critical of why?
Because in this case it is the helper (you) who is the one that truly needs to be helped.

Here are some helpful tips to get you started, brohiem :cheers:
http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-People-Pleaser

[Patrick Chewing]

Akrizeetle can do anything he puts his mind to.

[Im Still Ballin]

Because in this case it is the helper (you) who is the one that truly needs to be helped.

Here are some helpful tips to get you started, brohiem :cheers:
http://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-People-Pleaser
Nick with the swish

Hate people pleaser types. Herd mentality. Plenty of people pleaser posters in the NBA forum. It's not surprising that I make a bait thread and the SAME guys everytime are there first to insult me. Boring people with nothing good to share with us that we haven't already heard

[nathanjizzle]

Nick with the swish

Hate people pleaser types. Herd mentality. Plenty of people pleaser posters in the NBA forum. It's not surprising that I make a bait thread and the SAME guys everytime are there first to insult me. Boring people with nothing good to share with us that we haven't already heard

the people pleaser trait is necessary for a productive society. Imagine if you went to a restaurant, and every employee their was just their for the money and didnt find any satisfaction in giving you a good service. this goes for any type of business.

[Im Still Ballin]

Never said it wasn't nathan

Actually it is a good thing

Keeps the weak people down while the open minded, driven individuals like myself strive. Looked upon as outsiders

[nathanjizzle]

Never said it wasn't nathan

Actually it is a good thing

Keeps the weak people down while the open minded, driven individuals like myself strive. Looked upon as outsiders

what youre describing is someone who is greedy and takes without giving back. its not hard to be greedy.

[Bandito]

What it is to live rent free..

[Nick Young]

the people pleaser trait is necessary for a productive society. Imagine if you went to a restaurant, and every employee their was just their for the money and didnt find any satisfaction in giving you a good service. this goes for any type of business.
People pleasers are necessary for society because they are the people who follow the herd and get walked on and do the mindless drone work for the people above them.

Is that who you want to be? A mindless herd animal of society?:confusedshrug:

[Nick Young]

what youre describing is someone who is greedy and takes without giving back. its not hard to be greedy.
You also seem to have a false dichotomy thought pattern complex.

In the error in logic known as black-and-white thinking, the writer suggests that there are only two (or three) possible options when in fact there is a whole range of positions or choices. (It’s like seeing only in black and white and ignoring the shades of gray in between.)

Those who are not with us are against us! [There are more than two possible positions. A person or group could have a neutral stance or could disagree in part with our position without entirely opposing us.]
Environmental legislation will lead to job losses, because offending factories will have to be shut down. [Is shutting down factories the only solution to complying with the legislation?]
You won’t fund my campaign for the protection of purple-crested warblers? How can you claim to be concerned about the environment? [Are there only two possible positions: on the one hand, willingness to fund a specific campaign; on the other, a total lack of concern for the environment?]
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Black and white thinking is not realistic or healthy. Here are some tips to get you started down the right path, broski:cheers:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-tsilimparis/stress-and-dualistic-mind_b_978230.html

[Bandito]

People pleasers are necessary for society because they are the people who follow the herd and get walked on and do the mindless drone work for the people above them.

Is that who you want to be? A mindless herd animal of society?:confusedshrug:
Dude youre either born one or yooure not. Yoy cannot change a beta to an alpha.

[Nick Young]

Dude youre either born one or yooure not. Yoy cannot change a beta to an alpha.
Wrong. It's not like a 0 can go to a 100, but there are various levels in between. Or to put it another way, a gutterborn homeless person will not rise to having the mindset of Alexander the Great and become a legendary leader of men, but it is possible for the gutterborn homeless man to rise out of his situation and improve his life, if he works on changing his mindset and puts in the hard work.

Being a people pleaser is entirely in ones mindset. It can be changed and improved, but the person first must need to recognize that they have the problem in the first place. Only then can they begin working on improving themselves and changing their people-pleasing thought patterns.

[nathanjizzle]

You also seem to have a false dichotomy thought pattern complex.


Black and white thinking is not realistic or healthy. Here are some tips to get you started down the right path, broski:cheers:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/john-tsilimparis/stress-and-dualistic-mind_b_978230.html

actually, you are the one that has the false dichotomy thought pattern.

People pleasers are necessary for society because they are the people who follow the herd and get walked on and do the mindless drone work for the people above them.


what you are describing as a "people pleaser" is actually the extreme version of a people pleaser, the black or the white end, and not the grey shades.

[Bandito]

Wrong. It's not like a 0 can go to a 100, but there are various levels in between. Or to put it another way, a gutterborn homeless person will not rise to having the mindset of Alexander the Great and become a legendary leader of men, but it is possible for the gutterborn homeless man to rise out of his situation and improve his life, if he works on changing his mindset and puts in the hard work.

Being a people pleaser is entirely in ones mindset. It can be changed and improved, but the person first must need to recognize that they have the problem in the first place. Only then can they begin working on improving themselves and changing their people-pleasing thought patterns.
Going from homeless to middle class man is not necessarily being an alpha bro. Being a hard working individual is just a mentality while alphaness is something youre born with. Or youre gonna tell me there are not hard working betas in the world? They are just doing the hard work the alpha is supposer to do bro...you know better than that.

[Draz]

Definitely one of the worst posters on here

[Nick Young]

Going from homeless to middle class man is not necessarily being an alpha bro. Being a hard working individual is just a mentality while alphaness is something youre born with. Or youre gonna tell me there are not hard working betas in the world? They are just doing the hard work the alpha is supposer to do bro...you know better than that.
I agree with you. What I'm saying is it's not possible for everyone to rise to a badass CEO type leader. Some people aren't capable. But they are capable out of rising out of toxic mindsets and reaching a better level than where they currently are. Not everyone has elite potential, but nathanjizzle is certainly someone with higher potential than where he currently is. And eliminating his toxic thought patterns can help him reach towards his max potential, whatever it may be.

[Bandito]

I agree with you. What I'm saying is it's not possible for everyone to rise to a badass CEO type leader. Some people aren't capable. But they are capable out of rising out of toxic mindsets and reaching a better level than where they currently are. Not everyone has elite potential, but nathanjizzle is certainly someone with higher potential than where he currently is. And eliminating his toxic thought patterns can help him reach towards his max potential, whatever it may be.
Ok I can agree with that. He could at least stop obsessing about starface as his first steps then:lol

[IcanzIIravor]

Definitely one of the worst posters on here

There are worse. He obviously fills a need on this board. Seems to generate discussion even when he isn't around.

[Akrazotile]

Holy shit.

OP...


I was expecting your post to be some kind of awkward, shameless obsession drivel with weak and ineffective attempts at being incisive or insulting. And, it was of course.

But that video...

That video just changed my life. BRO. I'm straight up serious right now.

That shit struck a ****ing nerve!

**** it man. I'M GONNA DO IT! I'm gonna turn my god damn life around! Step 1, I'm gonna put up a blog. Might as well have something out there, right?? I'm leaving Flagstaff today and will arrive in Santa Fe this afternoon. You know, I been writing a lil journal kinda thing of my trip, just somethin to look back on, but why the **** not post it, right??? THATS what Shia Laboof would do, and SO SHALL I!!!!


Gonna have that baby up by tonight. Link will be provided to all here.

I wanna thank you, OP. For rockin that joint for me. You gave me Ghostface. You gave me Method Man.



IT'S ****ING ON, FROM NOW ON!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bandito]

A blog? Thats your plan? Sounds to me like an excuse to not leave your computer and get a life.

[Akrazotile]

A blog? Thats your plan? Sounds to me like an excuse to not leave your computer and get a life.


Ah, but Bandito, peep the issue my sweet little pony: I'm driving across the country right now. So I gotta start with what's practical.

A blog is just the beginning. :lebronamazed: Build a lil following, get my voice out there, create a brand, an identity.

I'll blog about my trip. I'll blog about sports. I'll blog about my past exploits at the bottom of the Hollywood barrel. I'll blog about interesting science shit I read about it. I'll blog about politics. I'll blog about the randomest of shiznito.

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Then, maybe I'll settle into a nice lil city called Austin. Rent me out a decent lil apartment that I can use as a studio for video making. Get my blog readers subscribed to my Youtube page. Enlist the help of people in and around the nascent Austin film making scene. Create good content. Promote it independently. Connect with the viewers.

Ahhhh, peep my vision yall!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: Son.. I have crazy visions. Feel hot. Feel hot at night n shit.

It's almost as if... this was exactly what I was already in the middle of doing. It's almost as if that's what Akrazotile presents "The Decision" 2015 brought to you by Insidehoops! was all about, but got postponed due to needing to get a few things organized on the blog.

BUT, that was all very uncertain!!!!! Very touch-n-go. BUT NOW. With the grace of SHIA LEBOEUF on my side, it is ****ING ON TIL DAWN.

With MY desire... and SHIA LEBEOF'S encouragement....


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Here we go, Insidehoops.


HERE WE GO.


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[ArbitraryWater]

Akrozatile such talent for writing :bowdown:

Love reading every one of your posts..

[Bandito]

@Arkie: :applause:

That was all so inspirational. You're welcome for being that inspiration, your muse...

[Akrazotile]

Akrozatile such talent for writing :bowdown:

Love reading every one of your posts..


MY HERMANO :cheers:


Alright yall. I gotta check out the Canyon Inn here in Northern 'Zona. I'll check in from Santa Fe. Make sure the blog is real presentable-like and hit yall with a link before headin out to check out that LEGENDARY New Mexico nightlife.

GOD SPEED EVERYONE :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:


Well, God Speed to me, since I'm the one driving.


BUT HAVE A GOOD SUNDAY ANYWAY :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Akrazotile]

@Arkie: :applause:

That was all so inspirational. You're welcome for being that inspiration, your muse...


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[Theoo]

so inspiritional man:bowdown: :bowdown: good luck with everthing i have alot of inspiritoinal from your post to , having tough time lately bankruptcy i have to sell my ish hoop account feel like my lifes are back to square 1 dont know what i do with my lifes , but thx to your posting have change everything .. hmm maybe i should start blog too .. just need pay my depts

[Budadiiii]

the only way he knows how to deal with his issues is by posting sarcastic comments on a message board.

i really do feel bad for the guy and hope he gets some sort of guidance.

i know for sure i couldnt have gotten clean without help. its really about finding the right support system and then seizing the opportunity.

chris just doesnt have enough people in his life to steer him in the right direction. hes downright lonely and abandoned. we are the only people he interacts with on a daily basis so honestly bros... lets stop the fun and games and start treating him like an equal. and not some easy target for harsh criticism. chris has been the proverbial punching bag on here for multiple months now. even if it is just some stupid message board we have to understand that it still affects the guy. he'll say he doesn't care but he does care. when people make fun of his life and say hes a miserable adult with no success and no friends yadda yadda yadda.... of course its gonna wane on his mind and thus create a more depressed, lonely, cynical person. and thats exactly what we get when chris decides to be the class clown in a last ditch effort to earn everyone's respect.

chris... i just want to publicly apologize for my words to you over these last few weeks. i am genuinely sorry if i contributed to your depression, or if i contributed to any sort of negative emotions that you feel on a daily basis.

if you need someone to talk to about any of this just shoot me a pm.

[Akrazotile]

the only way he knows how to deal with his issues is by posting sarcastic comments on a message board.

i really do feel bad for the guy and hope he gets some sort of guidance.

i know for sure i couldnt have gotten clean without help. its really about finding the right support system and then seizing the opportunity.

chris just doesnt have enough people in his life to steer him in the right direction. hes downright lonely and abandoned. we are the only people he interacts with on a daily basis so honestly bros... lets stop the fun and games and start treating him like an equal. and not some easy target for harsh criticism. chris has been the proverbial punching bag on here for multiple months now. even if it is just some stupid message board we have to understand that it still affects the guy. he'll say he doesn't care but he does care. when people make fun of his life and say hes a miserable adult with no success and no friends yadda yadda yadda.... of course its gonna wane on his mind and thus create a more depressed, lonely, cynical person. and thats exactly what we get when chris decides to be the class clown in a last ditch effort to earn everyone's respect.

chris... i just want to publicly apologize for my words to you over these last few weeks. i am genuinely sorry if i contributed to your depression, or if i contributed to any sort of negative emotions that you feel on a daily basis.

if you need someone to talk to about any of this just shoot me a pm.



:cry:Bubu you have NO IDEA how badly Ive been waiting to hear these words men :cry:

All I have EVER wanted on here was for the CJK and co to accept me. To be accepted by the guys and fit in. But they always turned their noses up at me. And the more they rejected me, the more I acted out. The more I acted out, the more they rejected me.

I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED. That was all. Is it so much to ask?? :cry: And being deprived of that validation, that confirmation, it has literally been killing me. Sleepless nights. Binge eating. Binge drinking. Binge masturrbation. I even... cut my wrists a few times. Its hard not to choke up talking about it like this.

Lately Ive really been on the brink, and just when the clock was about to strike on my bleekest, darkest hour... you come along. You come along, and throw me a lifeline. You rescue me. And I just cannot thank you enough you beautiful, big dick son of a bitch.


Lol I know, I know. Im gettin mushy. Im sorry bout that. Gotta stay strong, stay manly :oldlol: But I appreciate you, bro. I really do, and I want you to know it.


Alright, now lets HUG IT OUT LIKE BROS and be done with it. We got a lot of ass to kick baby! You and me. Dogs for life.

Look out world! Budadii and Akrazotile double face turn plus surprise alliance!!!

THE AUDIENCE. IS. SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

[Budadiiii]

:cry:Bubu you have NO IDEA how badly Ive been waiting to hear these words men :cry:

All I have EVER wanted on here was for the CJK and co to accept me. To be accepted by the guys and fit in. But they always turned their noses up at me. And the more they rejected me, the more I acted out. The more I acted out, the more they rejected me.

I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED. That was all. Is it so much to ask?? :cry: And being deprived of that validation, that confirmation, it has literally been killing me. Sleepless nights. Binge eating. Binge drinking. Binge masturrbation. I even... cut my wrists a few times. Its hard not to choke up talking about it like this.

Lately Ive really been on the brink, and just when the clock was about to strike on my bleekest, darkest hour... you come along. You come along, and throw me a lifeline. You rescue me. And I just cannot thank you enough you beautiful, big dick son of a bitch.


Lol I know, I know. Im gettin mushy. Im sorry bout that. Gotta stay strong, stay manly :oldlol: But I appreciate you, bro. I really do, and I want you to know it.


Alright, now lets HUG IT OUT LIKE BROS and be done with it. We got a lot of ass to kick baby! You and me. Dogs for life.

Look out world! Budadii and Akrazotile double face turn plus surprise alliance!!!

THE AUDIENCE. IS. SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:
:applause:

chris you dont understand how proud of you i am right now. this is the most genuine thing you've said on here in a very VERY long time.

seriously man. this is big.

and yes BRO. i appreciate you too. its not easy saying what you just said, hashing out all your demons for the world to see. takes a very strong, mature man to do what you just did.

:applause: :applause: :applause: Chris Samuels. :bowdown:

[King Jane]

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[Off the Court]

the only way he knows how to deal with his issues is by posting sarcastic comments on a message board.

i really do feel bad for the guy and hope he gets some sort of guidance.

i know for sure i couldnt have gotten clean without help. its really about finding the right support system and then seizing the opportunity.

chris just doesnt have enough people in his life to steer him in the right direction. hes downright lonely and abandoned. we are the only people he interacts with on a daily basis so honestly bros... lets stop the fun and games and start treating him like an equal. and not some easy target for harsh criticism. chris has been the proverbial punching bag on here for multiple months now. even if it is just some stupid message board we have to understand that it still affects the guy. he'll say he doesn't care but he does care. when people make fun of his life and say hes a miserable adult with no success and no friends yadda yadda yadda.... of course its gonna wane on his mind and thus create a more depressed, lonely, cynical person. and thats exactly what we get when chris decides to be the class clown in a last ditch effort to earn everyone's respect.

chris... i just want to publicly apologize for my words to you over these last few weeks. i am genuinely sorry if i contributed to your depression, or if i contributed to any sort of negative emotions that you feel on a daily basis.

if you need someone to talk to about any of this just shoot me a pm.

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[highwhey]

the only way he knows how to deal with his issues is by posting sarcastic comments on a message board.


chris just doesnt have enough people in his life to steer him in the right direction. hes downright lonely and abandoned. we are the only people he interacts with on a daily basis so honestly bros... lets stop the fun and games and start treating him like an equal. and not some easy target for harsh criticism. chris has been the proverbial punching bag on here for multiple months now. even if it is just some stupid message board we have to understand that it still affects the guy. he'll say he doesn't care but he does care. when people make fun of his life and say hes a miserable adult with no success and no friends yadda yadda yadda.... of course its gonna wane on his mind and thus create a more depressed, lonely, cynical person. and thats exactly what we get when chris decides to be the class clown in a last ditch effort to earn everyone's respect.

excellent post and you bring up some very good points about this chris.

[FultzNationRISE]

Seething virgins... ASSEMBLE! :lol

[Im Still Ballin]

6 years later... Man, time flies.

I think Chris is doing well. I think he's enjoying life. I hope so, anyways.

[FultzNationRISE]

Bubu you have NO IDEA how badly Ive been waiting to hear these words men :cry:

All I have EVER wanted on here was for the CJK and co to accept me. To be accepted by the guys and fit in. But they always turned their noses up at me. And the more they rejected me, the more I acted out. The more I acted out, the more they rejected me.

I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED. That was all. Is it so much to ask?? :cry: And being deprived of that validation, that confirmation, it has literally been killing me. Sleepless nights. Binge eating. Binge drinking. Binge masturrbation. I even... cut my wrists a few times. Its hard not to choke up talking about it like this.

Lately Ive really been on the brink, and just when the clock was about to strike on my bleekest, darkest hour... you come along. You come along, and throw me a lifeline. You rescue me. And I just cannot thank you enough you beautiful, big dick son of a bitch.


Lol I know, I know. Im gettin mushy. Im sorry bout that. Gotta stay strong, stay manly :oldlol: But I appreciate you, bro. I really do, and I want you to know it.


Alright, now lets HUG IT OUT LIKE BROS and be done with it. We got a lot of ass to kick baby! You and me. Dogs for life.

Look out world! Budadii and Akrazotile double face turn plus surprise alliance!!!

THE AUDIENCE. IS. SHOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bowdown:



In sorry but this shit is hilarious :lol


Im ****in classic.

[nightlight]

In sorry but this shit is hilarious :lol


Im ****in classic.

You were best as the man losing his mind accusing everyone else of being Joshua McClaskey.

[FultzNationRISE]

You were best as the man losing his mind accusing everyone else of being Joshua McClaskey.

Agreed that was a very strong era. But, you know, the one thing about life is... you cant get attached to the past. It never stays the same.

[72-10]

It's been 6 years and as far as I know Akra still going strong.

I hear 'round these parts that he's a good albeit not great student, so he should probably make the investment of going to a second-tier college where he could probably do very well and then land a job working very hard.