Shaq vs Ronda Rousey - who would win?

[Jameerthefear]

Sparked by Shaq saying he could last 45 seconds in the ring with Rousey. Bloodlusted Shaq who you got?

[KNOW1EDGE]

Giant man > medium sized woman

[~primetime~]

the ONLY reason I might say Ronda here is because Shaq is 43, Ronda 28

prime Shaq would handle up on her...she is 135 lbs, he was 320 lbs...more than 2x her weight

[Jameerthefear]

I hope you aren't saying non Bloodlusted Shaq will lose to her.
Shaq doesn't seem like the one who would willingly defeat a female without bloodlust

[Fallguy20]

I literally laughed out loud when I read the title and came out of lurking just to express my amusement.


Lets forget that Shaq has 200 pounds on her. Lets forget that Shaq has an amazing reach. Lets forget that bloodlusted Shaq would give JJ Watt trouble in a fight.

He is simply too big for her to armbar. She has no way to make him submit, and she will not pummel him into a pulp.

[LJJ]

In before all the delusional "Rousey would whip Mayweather" stans come in talking like "Shaq can't wrestle, Shaq can't defend an armbar, under MMA rules Rousey would win 100 times out of a 100.". :roll:


Shaq would squish her like a cockroach.

[L.Kizzle]

Shaq would slap her with his dick.

[Lakers Legend#32]

Guys really need to stop challenging Ronda.

[Godzuki]

Shaq is a poohsee.

all rhonda has to do is stomp his toe and shaq would crumple to the floor in tears. Shaq has the pain threshhold of a lil girl who gets stung by a bee. thats why kobe always called him out for being a lil bitch.

its not always about size.

not to mention Shaq would tire in about 5 seconds

[LikeABosh]

Prime Shaq would toss the little girl out of the octagon. Men are pound for pound much stronger than women, plus Shaq has a 200+ lbs advantage on her. Rousey is dominant vs. other little 135 pound girls, not a 350 pound ogre.

[lakers_forever]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/game-of-thrones-giant-3.gif

Shaq would kill her in less than a minute.

[Jameerthefear]

Shaq is a poohsee.

all rhonda has to do is stomp his toe and shaq would crumple to the floor in tears. Shaq has the pain threshhold of a lil girl who gets stung by a bee. thats why kobe always called him out for being a lil bitch.

its not always about size.

not to mention Shaq would tire in about 5 seconds
ur not very smart

[alenleomessi]

he will knock her out with his dick muggsy bogues

[lakers_forever]

In before all the delusional "Rousey would whip Mayweather" stans come in talking like "Shaq can't wrestle, Shaq can't defend an armbar, under MMA rules Rousey would win 100 times out of a 100.". :roll:


Shaq would squish her like a cockroach.

Yep. And not that he needed any of that against Ronda, but Shaq has actually trainned boxing, mma and so on.

A slap from Shaq would knock her unconscious.

[TheReal Kendall]

What's bloodlusted Shaq's feats?

I think a bloodlusted Ronda could take him in 39 seconds.

What about Ronda vs Flash?

[Godzuki]

ur not very smart


nikka please :rolleyes:

everyone who watched Shaq knows he was the biggest puss, sitting our for weeks over minor shit. he was also one of the most consistently out of shape, lazy 'superstars' in the history of the game.

its funny how people always hyping Shaq don't keep shit real about his weak mentality.

[Jameerthefear]

What's bloodlusted Shaq's feats?

I think a bloodlusted Ronda could take him in 39 seconds.

What about Ronda vs Flash?
bloodlusted shaq put up 31/15/3 for the entire playoffs in '99-'00

[KingBeasley08]

bloodlusted shaq put up 31/15/3 for the entire playoffs in '99-'00
Also went 38/16 in the finals :eek:

[L.Kizzle]

nikka please :rolleyes:

everyone who watched Shaq knows he was the biggest puss, sitting our for weeks over minor shit. he was also one of the most consistently out of shape, lazy 'superstars' in the history of the game.

its funny how people always hyping Shaq don't keep shit real about his weak mentality.
Shaq was giving Shane Mosley all he could handle.

[andgar923]

OP can't be serious.

Shaq's trained in MMA

No matter how sucky he is, a person with his size, strength, agility and speed will crush her.

Some may laugh and think that he's a stiff, and sure for NBA standards he might be. But for the common man, he's still athletic specially considering his size. Shit, I'm willing to bet that Shaq now is a better athlete than an average male at any size.

Shaq kills her.

[iamgine]

Rousey got a chance with the right gameplan. Shaq is so fat and slow nowadays. If Rousey can just dodge all day long and land kicks to the knee, Shaq should buckle pretty fast. But if Shaq catch her, it's not looking good. I'd say it's 60-40 chance in favor of Shaq.

Rousey would still destroy Mayweather though in MMA. So does Shaq.

[plowking]

Any 6 foot male with decent strength and any kind of athletic background will crush Rousey 9 times out of 10.

[L.Kizzle]

Rousey got a chance with the right gameplan. Shaq is so fat and slow nowadays. If Rousey can just dodge all day long and land kicks to the knee, Shaq should buckle pretty fast. But if Shaq catch her, it's not looking good. I'd say it's 60-40 chance in favor of Shaq.

Rousey would still destroy Mayweather though in MMA. So does Shaq.
:biggums:

2 feet, and 250 pound dis advantage and she has a chance. Pass whatever you smoking.

[iamgine]

:biggums:

2 feet, and 250 pound dis advantage and she has a chance. Pass whatever you smoking.
"with the right gameplan"

[andgar923]

"with the right gameplan"
Which is to f*ckin run around until Shaq gets tired? and then what exactly? sneak from behind grab his leg and hope he's too passed out to fight back and then get him on a some sort of hold?

Hell, if he even falls on top of her, it's game over for her.

[L.Kizzle]

"with the right gameplan"
This aint Rey Mysterio vs The Big Show. :lol

[iamgine]

Which is to f*ckin run around until Shaq gets tired? and then what exactly? sneak from behind grab his leg and hope he's too passed out to fight back and then get him on a some sort of hold?

Hell, if he even falls on top of her, it's game over for her.
No

"dodge and land kicks to the knee."

[oh the horror]

The size different is too much. That's a ridiculous match fellas.

[L.Kizzle]

Shaq vs Shane Mosley (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67WXZb8mGJg)

Now picture Mosley with breast and about 20 lbs lighter. She'd get swatted like a fly.

[~primetime~]

Shaq vs Shane Mosley (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67WXZb8mGJg)

Now picture Mosley with breast and about 20 lbs lighter. She'd get swatted like a fly.
Holy shit

Shaq is just so fckin big

[IGOTGAME]

OP can't be serious.

Shaq's trained in MMA

No matter how sucky he is, a person with his size, strength, agility and speed will crush her.

Some may laugh and think that he's a stiff, and sure for NBA standards he might be. But for the common man, he's still athletic specially considering his size. Shit, I'm willing to bet that Shaq now is a better athlete than an average male at any size.

Shaq kills her.

In what world is Shaq a stiff? He is one of the most athletic people to ever walk the earth.

[plowking]

Shaq vs Shane Mosley (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67WXZb8mGJg)

Now picture Mosley with breast and about 20 lbs lighter. She'd get swatted like a fly.

Shaq went easy too.

[ThePhantomCreep]

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Earl is an inch shorter than Ronda, same weight. :lol

[Lebron23]

This ain't David and Goliath. Shaq wins via KO.

[LJJ]

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Earl is an inch shorter than Ronda, same weight. :lol

Don't forget twice as powerful.