Why are Europeans so scare of a Bald Eagle?

[9erempiree]

You guys never seen shit like this before? Are you afraid of being attacked? GOAT animal.

http://i.imgur.com/vJ96rjx.gif
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/02/article-0-13E5B624000005DC-883_634x360.jpg

[DonD13]

damn never seen anything like it. that thing definitely does look scary!! :eek:

[fiddy]

Whos scared you delusional fvck?

[DonD13]

it's like a flying dog with razor feet and a razor nose :eek:

[9erempiree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPUP8ey3MjE

Sooner or later we can train these things to attack.

[9erempiree]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oQBsSrGAg6s/hqdefault.jpg

[Nick Young]

GOAT eagle:bowdown:

[9erempiree]

Whos scared you delusional fvck?

You would be scared and it would probably attack you.

[Andrew Wiggins]

"so scare"

that grammar :lol

[Pointguard]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oQBsSrGAg6s/hqdefault.jpg

That's a Condor. We have one in our local zoo that is close to 5 feet in height. When they spread their wings you feel like something is wrong. They are no joke.

[warriorfan]

deal with it

[Eric Cartman]

That condor is the stuff of nightmares.

Can't wait to kick it right in the balls.

[IcanzIIravor]

You guys never seen shit like this before? Are you afraid of being attacked? GOAT animal.

http://i.imgur.com/vJ96rjx.gif
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/07/02/article-0-13E5B624000005DC-883_634x360.jpg

This RA RA 'Merica version of you is currently the best thing going on the OTC. I get a kick seeing the various bald eagles. Hilarious :oldlol: When rep is back I will be reppin' you. So over the top. Well done.

[Bandito]

Once upon a time a turkey was supposed to be the symbol for USA. How dumb was that person:lol


I know that was Benjamin Franklin idiot who quoted me.

[Nick Young]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_large/public/photo/image/2013/09/RAW_1060_Photo_175.jpg
WE
THE PEOPLE

[NumberSix]

You know Europe has eagles, right? Eagles that a bigger than bald eagles.

[Nick Young]

You know Europe has eagles, right? Eagles that a bigger than bald eagles.
bitch ass surrender eagles, no doubt.
http://thephilter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/French_surrender2.jpg

[9erempiree]

You know Europe has eagles, right? Eagles that a bigger than bald eagles.

There is nothing bad ass about Eagles from Europe.

Did you look at how sick our Bald Eagles are?

[NumberSix]

bitch ass surrender eagles, no doubt.
http://thephilter.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/French_surrender2.jpg
You wanna see a really badass eagle?


https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5293/5429506671_240b68ee3c_z.jpg

[Nick Young]

surrender eagle would get destroyed by the clutch genes in the bald eagles. Clutchness is an American trait. Surrender Euro-eagle starts the wars. Bald eagle finishes fights.

[highwhey]

You wanna see a really badass eagle?


https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5293/5429506671_240b68ee3c_z.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/57/c9/12/57c912025c39d46fffb2134a7956e710.jpg
All about bravery

[BigNBAfan]

Have you seen the russian national animal? Because that's >>>> an eagle

[Nick Young]

Have you seen the russian national animal? Because that's >>>> an eagle
LOL. Actually, this is Russia's stats bird.
http://www.briansmallphoto.com/images/Tundra-Swan_MG_13663.jpg

Fits the country to a T. Big. Ugly. And completely harmless.

[JohnFreeman]

In Australia we have magpies who swoop from trees trying to take your eyes out

[BigNBAfan]

LOL. Actually, this is Russia's stats bird.
http://www.briansmallphoto.com/images/Tundra-Swan_MG_13663.jpg

Fits the country to a T. Big. Ugly. And completely harmless.

Sorry, Russia > US

The rest of the world knows this, you westerners are just ignorant.

And here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals

[9erempiree]

Sorry, Russia > US

The rest of the world knows this, you westerners are just ignorant.

And here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_animals

broseph...

you know damn well the Golden Eagle is the best animal, pound for pound, compared to those things.

Props to other countries for adopting the eagle.

[9erempiree]

Bald Eagle has no problem messing with larger marine animals...and they have no problem fvcking with crocs and gators.
http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2010/04/05/1225849/931307-croc-v-eagle.jpg

[NumberSix]

broseph...

you know damn well the Golden Eagle is the best animal, pound for pound, compared to those things.

Props to other countries for adopting the eagle.
Well, the symbol of the eagle has a very long history in Europe. The eagle and olive branches were the symbol of the Roman Empire. The United States coat of arms...... An eagle holding olive branches.

[DonD13]

Shit is terrifying

wait

you're an euro too?? :eek:

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

By this criterion... Bangladesh is King

[Megabox!]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oQBsSrGAg6s/hqdefault.jpg
:biggums:

[Megabox!]

You wanna see a really badass eagle?


https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5293/5429506671_240b68ee3c_z.jpg
That shit looks like a f*cking evolved Pokemon

[Nick Young]

Well, the symbol of the eagle has a very long history in Europe. The eagle and olive branches were the symbol of the Roman Empire. The United States coat of arms...... An eagle holding olive branches.
God bless the ancient Romans-the only Europeans who ever had any balls.:cheers:

[SugarHill]

That shit looks like a f*cking evolved Pokemon
:oldlol:

that shit ain't real. harpy eagles don't get that fvcking big lmao

nor are they from europe smh

[NumberSix]

God bless the ancient Romans-the only Europeans who ever had any balls.:cheers:
British empire > Roman Empire.

[9erempiree]

http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/eagleattackgoose.jpg

[9erempiree]

Be scared Euros. Yes, they attack humans.
http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/bald-eagle-talons-nicole-riley.jpg

[warriorfan]

euros arn't masculine enough to deal with the bald eagle

[NumberSix]

Be scared Euros. Yes, they attack humans.
http://fineartamerica.com/images-medium/bald-eagle-talons-nicole-riley.jpg


http://41.media.tumblr.com/366eda0d42d1b53e5b8be7fa2307cd9a/tumblr_n21vpz7H4v1qdq6afo1_500.jpg

[Nick Young]

All of those eagles are American. You're afraid of harpy and golden eagles too, Euros:facepalm

Europe be shook as hell. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIMES OF CHARLEMAGNE!? BEING EUROPEAN USED TO MEAN YOU WEREN'T SHOOK ASS BITCHES.

[ArbitraryWater]

http://41.media.tumblr.com/366eda0d42d1b53e5b8be7fa2307cd9a/tumblr_n21vpz7H4v1qdq6afo1_500.jpg

keep making em mad :lol

[9erempiree]

keep making em mad :lol

Nothing to get mad about.

You act like you are not scared of an approaching Bald Eagle because his talons are not as big as others.

I hate to tell you this but if you were stranded somewhere and a bald eagle is flying down at you. You better run!

[9erempiree]

They will snatch the eyes of a European with no problems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hecXupPpE9o

[Nick Young]

They will snatch the eyes of a European with no problems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hecXupPpE9o
America=Bald Eagle
Salmon=Rest of the world

[9erempiree]

Be scared.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH0jb0K74jY

[NumberSix]

All of those eagles are American. You're afraid of harpy and golden eagles too, Euros:facepalm

Europe be shook as hell. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TIMES OF CHARLEMAGNE!? BEING EUROPEAN USED TO MEAN YOU WEREN'T SHOOK ASS BITCHES.
Harpy eagles are...... SOUTH American.

There are golden eagles on the west coast of the United States, but it's much more common across Europe/Eurasia. That's why the golden eagle was the symbol of the Roman Empire, Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, Holy Roman Empire & Russian empire.

I know you guys are just doing a silly metaphor, but I'm actually being literal. All eagles are badass, but the bald eagle is the weakest eagle.

[warriorfan]

Harpy eagles are...... SOUTH American.

There are golden eagles on the west coast of the United States, but it's much more common across Europe/Eurasia. That's why the golden eagle was the symbol of the Roman Empire, Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, Holy Roman Empire & Russian empire.

I know you guys are just doing a silly metaphor, but I'm actually being literal. All eagles are badass, but the bald eagle is the weakest eagle.

:biggums:

[Nick Young]

Harpy eagles are...... SOUTH American.

There are golden eagles on the west coast of the United States, but it's much more common across Europe/Eurasia. That's why the golden eagle was the symbol of the Roman Empire, Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire, Holy Roman Empire & Russian empire.

I know you guys are just doing a silly metaphor, but I'm actually being literal. All eagles are badass, but the bald eagle is the weakest eagle.
Harpy eagles and golden eagles are American.

But the king of the eagles is still the Bald Eagle.

Why you scared of eagles, brah?:confusedshrug: :confusedshrug: :confusedshrug:

[warriorfan]

NumberSix has been exposed as a European

[SugarHill]

Bald eagle isn't even top 5

[9erempiree]

:pimp:

[9erempiree]

Such fantastic animals.

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5259/5426583589_84107ea93a_b.jpg

[Hawker]

http://memeguy.com/photos/thumbs/typing-america-boner-into-google-image-search-does-not-fail-to-impress-69337.gif

[LBJ 23]

But the king of the eagles is still the Bald Eagle.



No it's not. Golden Eagle is the king of all eagles, EASILY

[KingBeasley08]

No it's not. Golden Eagle is the king of all eagles, EASILY
It lacks the clutch gene of the Bald Eagle. Legend has it that the reason why Americans are so clutch is that the lord of the Bald Eagles blessed it's citizens with inherent and cultural clutchness. I have no doubt that the Golden Eagle is better on paper but it lacks the same mentality as the American Bald Eagle

[ArbitraryWater]

Europeans are even more scare of American grammar

[NumberSix]

It lacks the clutch gene of the Bald Eagle. Legend has it that the reason why Americans are so clutch is that the lord of the Bald Eagles blessed it's citizens with inherent and cultural clutchness. I have no doubt that the Golden Eagle is better on paper but it lacks the same mentality as the American Bald Eagle
1,500 year Roman Empire is pretty clutch.

[KingBeasley08]

1,500 year Roman Empire is pretty clutch.
Dominant but not efficient :no:

[9erempiree]

I know I am a little too late for this, I just got back from Ramadan.

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/visual/whatshot/USWNT_041415.jpg

[Yoda]

Europeans are even more scare of American grammar

Fear the Europeans do. Intimidated they are.

[9erempiree]

That math skill though.

[9erempiree]

http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/933/6677133584.jpg

[Patrick Chewing]

http://i.imgur.com/wGnVnXi.jpg

[9erempiree]

http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/933/3559858441.jpg