FIFA Women's World Cup 2015 Thread

[BurningHammer]

http://i.imgur.com/S91yxKB.jpg

It's time for Team USA to get the trophy back after being embarrassed by Team Japan 4 years ago. Morgan and that traitor are arguably the best offensive duo in women's soccer.

Sinclair has delivered for Canada with an opening game win already though. GO CANADA! :rockon:

[9erempiree]

eh...hard for me to watch women's soccer. I think I am going to wait till knockout stage.

[BurningHammer]

You can watch Team USA raping the Aussie today after Sweden vs Nigeria though.

[LJJ]

It's so slow. Just unbearable to watch.

[Nick Young]

It is so sad for me to watch every woman goalie uselessly flap at every cross that comes their way, and then fumble easy saves too

[Giaodollo]

It will be interesting to see how they fare on artificial turf.

[9erempiree]

You can watch Team USA raping the Aussie today after Sweden vs Nigeria though.

ok...I will watch USA later.

[BurningHammer]

It will be interesting to see how they fare on artificial turf.
I heard they skip Toronto just because BMO Field uses real grass turf. Damn you FIFA!

[BurningHammer]

The Nigeria coach prayed Allah a little too often.

Sweden 3-3 Nigeria.

[BurningHammer]

http://www.ussoccer.com/~/media/images/wnt/players/press/_0010_christen_press.jpg

The next USA star, Christen Press.

[9erempiree]

What is up with the our ladies' neon socks.

[9erempiree]

Yes, ***** are getting big.
http://the18.com/sites/default/files/article-img/press-american-amazing-goal-french-USWNT-world-class-embarrass-christian-press.jpg
http://s3.amazonaws.com/nikeinc/assets/39516/Nike_Women_Christen_Press_7_native_600.jpg?1427301 911

[Done_And_Done]

Huge save for the criminal

[Done_And_Done]

Big opening goal for McCauley Culkin

[MaxAxe]

Goalllllllll 1-0 USA

[BurningHammer]

1-0 already.

It won't be easy to get the ball pass female Oliver Kahn.

[9erempiree]

We are GOAT nation.

http://www.womenfitness.net/img2013/artimg/dec/Sydney-Leroux.jpg

[9erempiree]

Our defensive anchor. :lol :rockon: :bowdown:
http://libertycitys.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/CCALsQCWIAECLfH.jpg
http://blogs.gotsoccer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/DV1982136.jpg

[Done_And_Done]

We are GOAT nation.

http://www.womenfitness.net/img2013/artimg/dec/Sydney-Leroux.jpg

Such a babe this one is...

Born in Canada though :D

[BurningHammer]

Adding another one by Rapinoe, 3-1 USA

[Andrew Wiggins]

that blonde who scored for the usa looks like anderson cooper

[BurningHammer]

We are GOAT nation.

http://www.womenfitness.net/img2013/artimg/dec/Sydney-Leroux.jpg
http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/alex-morgan-sydney-leroux-bikinis-570x552.png

[Done_And_Done]

http://gamedayrcom.c.presscdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/alex-morgan-sydney-leroux-bikinis-570x552.png

:cheers:

[Done_And_Done]

https://finishersblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/sydb-e1402725302418.png

[Derka]

Nice win :applause:

[BurningHammer]

that blonde who scored for the usa looks like anderson cooper
http://i.imgur.com/9z1krUf.jpg

[Trollsmasher]

You have to be a masochist to delude yourself into thinking that you are actually enjoying watching women's football:lol

[BurningHammer]

http://matildas.footballaustralia.com.au/article/australia-v-usa-4-things-we-learnt/1n4bb0tp772tw1kr49r0303wcs#tqMHgVrivjMFj7dF.99

[QUOTE=The Aussies]1: The USA, well, they just aren

[alenleomessi]

We are GOAT nation.

http://www.womenfitness.net/img2013/artimg/dec/Sydney-Leroux.jpg
Is she a good player? I would imagine playing with breast implants would be a pain in the ass.. what the f*ck is wrong with women.. just wait till your career is over

[Done_And_Done]

Is she a good player? I would imagine playing with breast implants would be a pain in the ass.. what the f*ck is wrong with women.. just wait till your career is over

She's actually pretty damn good. Fed a nice assist on the go ahead goal yesterday.

If I'm not correct she lives in LA where the silicone runs rampant.

[9erempiree]

You guys like her? Here's more of her and the team.....
https://finishersblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/sydboat-e1416807516961.png?w=676
http://jerseychaser.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Sydney-Leroux-Cabo_2.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-KWVR7QhLe5s/UNNyJcKWkfI/AAAAAAAApYQ/HdFYAanhre4/s1600/Alex-bikini-01.jpg

[alenleomessi]

She's actually pretty damn good. Fed a nice assist on the go ahead goal yesterday.

If I'm not correct she lives in LA where the silicone runs rampant.
Im guessing Alex Morgan doesnt live in LA :lol

[9erempiree]

So sad that all the games of the WC will be played on artificial turf. Unacceptable for the game of soccer and I feel bad for the ladies. Falling on that shit will hurt like a mofo.

[9erempiree]

Colombia vs Mexico is up today.

Nayeli Rangel
http://static.goal.com/213200/213244.jpg
http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/nayeli_rangel/nayeli_rangel_nayeli_rangel_k1DGT6d.sized.jpg

[Lakers Legend#32]

Hope Solo is a 5 who thinks she is a 10.

[Gr]

Nobody's taking this one away from us.

[Gr]

Odds


Germany Women 9/4



USA Women 11/4



France Women 5



Japan Women 9

[BurningHammer]

Marta, the all-time WWC goal scoring leader. Got her 15th today.

Her 1 goal/cap stat also continues. 91 caps, 91 goals.

[Done_And_Done]

Hope Solo is a 5 who thinks she is a 10.

Ever see her nudes? I swear she has a d1ck hiding somewhere...
Her vaj looks like melted Sheppard's pie.

Nice face though...

[rufuspaul]

Ever see her nudes? I swear she has a d1ck hiding somewhere...
Her vaj looks like melted Sheppard's pie.

Nice face though...


:lol True. Though you just know she'd be wild in bed. Batshit crazy chicks usually are.

[BurningHammer]

Ever see her nudes? I swear she has a d1ck hiding somewhere...
Her vaj looks like melted Sheppard's pie.

Nice face though...
She was the part of the Fappening, wasn't she?

[Done_And_Done]

She was the part of the Fappening, wasn't she?

Yeah I believe so

Fap Fap Fappy

[Done_And_Done]

:lol True. Though you just know she'd be wild in bed. Batshit crazy chicks usually are.

Agreed lol

Especially one who can likely bench press you

[BurningHammer]

Dutch BTFO :oldlol:

[BurningHammer]

There have been 2-3 chances to use the goal-line technology already, and it just saved USA's butts.

[Done_And_Done]

http://ladelantera.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Greta2.jpg

[Done_And_Done]

http://i.mkt.lu/cont/1734175/665/400/greta-espinoza-femsub20.jpg

[Done_And_Done]

https://youtu.be/inIIwJreBiI

[BurningHammer]

A win or a tie and Canada will be through to the next round today! :rockon:

[Done_And_Done]

A win or a tie and Canada will be through to the next round today! :rockon:

Hopefully they can pop a couple in to get this offense rolling.

[Done_And_Done]

Is Thailand not the most androgynous team you've ever seen?

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/227264.png

[Done_And_Done]

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/387010.png

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/227259.png

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/200458.png

[Done_And_Done]

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/387012.png

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/387009.png

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Those aren't dude?! :biggums:

[Done_And_Done]

Those aren't dude?! :biggums:

Nah....

This ones name is Alissa

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/387010.png

[Done_And_Done]

Meet Sukanya...

http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/387017.png

[senelcoolidge]

I hate soccer, but I watched a little of the female version and it's actually tolerable. I think soccer is a feminine sport. The women aren't attractive, but I just found it better to watch with women than men. I also feel the same way about volleyball.

[Done_And_Done]

Meet Waraporn Boonsing.

With that mushroom cut...


http://img.fifa.com/images/fwwc/2015/players/prt-3/262407.png

[BoogieWoogieMan]

Thailand = Where facially, the genders are reverse.

[BurningHammer]

Dem Ladyboys :oldlol:

[oarabbus]

Holy shit that half of them at least look like dudes

[Done_And_Done]

Dem Ladyboys :oldlol:

No wonder there's such a high demand for Lsdyboys in Thailand. Their women all look like a prime Jackie Chan

[Hawker]

https://i.imgflip.com/n03p1.gif

[IcanzIIravor]

https://i.imgflip.com/n03p1.gif

Damn and that is while wearing a sports bra.:eek:

[9erempiree]

The women play tonight.

Big game.

[alenleomessi]

https://i.imgflip.com/n03p1.gif
bounce pretty well for silicons

[9erempiree]

The women need to do something here.

[9erempiree]

damn...choked the PK.:facepalm

[BurningHammer]

Wambach missed a PK. This might be crucial in later games since there will be teams that are able to drag them into shootouts.

[TheMan]

It is so sad for me to watch every woman goalie uselessly flap at every cross that comes their way, and then fumble easy saves too
This

Shit is embarrassingly bad. Most likely if you "enjoy" women's soccer, you'll watch anything.

[TheMan]

I hate soccer, but I watched a little of the female version and it's actually tolerable. I think soccer is a feminine sport. The women aren't attractive, but I just found it better to watch with women than men. I also feel the same way about volleyball.
Dude, you're insane. Soccer is my fifth fave sport after the 4 major team sports, I watch enough of it to tell you that it takes a ton of skill to play at the highest levels. When I was in my 20s, I tried to play with some South American and European amatuer dudes who had some skill in SoCal, boy was that a mistake :lol I was way in over my head and that's when I realized that soccer is a physical and fast sport when you're actually on the pitch. And it takes more skill to dribble a ball with your feet than with your hands. I have decent handles in bball, I'm a klutz with a soccer ball.

Again, I'm not the world's biggest soccer fan but to call it a girl's sport is idiotic.

[TheMan]

Colombia vs Mexico is up today.

Nayeli Rangel
http://static.goal.com/213200/213244.jpg
http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/nayeli_rangel/nayeli_rangel_nayeli_rangel_k1DGT6d.sized.jpg
She should do something about that boxer nose.

[TheMan]

She should do something about that boxer nose.

http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DFPTrd38mMRo&sa=U&ei=Pz-JVdfoLo73yQTB2YCIAQ&ved=0CDIQtwIwCA&usg=AFQjCNGvgpYTScI14afi01nnLaV_080s0w

[Lakers Legend#32]

I'll root for any team against Hope Solo.

[bdreason]

The goal allowed by the Japan goalkeeper at the end was strange. She literally just let the ball go past her.

[BurningHammer]

The goal allowed by the Japan goalkeeper at the end was strange. She literally just let the ball go past her.
It was a very late goal so it doesn't matter much.

Germany vs France should be the featured match of the quarter final.

[Gr]

France vs Germany in 15 minutes




Marozsan on the bench. :facepalm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTrDXDXXDaY

[9erempiree]

The time has come.

We need to beat China today and I got Argentina/Colombia game to watch too.

[Gr]

Neid is the female L

[9erempiree]

Who is #20 for Germany. She looks like an American and she's hot.

[9erempiree]

I am lusting for #14 from France too.

[9erempiree]

damn...them Germans roughing up my Frenchies.

[Gr]

Angerer would be an upgrade at GK for England's men's team.

[Gr]

Meh

With Kessler, Bajramaj, and Marozsan this would be done and dusted already.

Just dragging out the inevitable.

[9erempiree]

#14:pimp:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/20130929_-_PSG-Lyon_052.jpg/260px-20130929_-_PSG-Lyon_052.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1929825696/image.jpg

As an American, I know how much the French women love us. If only I can meet her.

[9erempiree]

#14:pimp:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/20130929_-_PSG-Lyon_052.jpg/260px-20130929_-_PSG-Lyon_052.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1929825696/image.jpg

As an American, I know how much the French women love us. If only I can meet her.

Gorgeous goal from a gorgeous gal.

I am lusting.

[Gr]

**** this. :mad:

[Gr]

Gorgeous goal from a gorgeous gal.

I am lusting.

Gorgeous deflection. :rolleyes:

[9erempiree]

That typical German meltdown. Fouling left and right now.

That one girl looks like Schweinsteiger.

[BurningHammer]

World #1 Germany's nice asses were safe for now. Got one late to tie France up. Extra times coming.

[9erempiree]

I want to see my girl from France go through but unfortunately if the Germans win, we will have to beat them like we normally do.

[Gr]

Breaking French bones.

[9erempiree]

Amazing game.

A lot of heart and determination by these ladies. :applause:

[9erempiree]

Germans looking strong. The French are tired as hell.

[9erempiree]

Penalty Kick time.

Damn...these ladies are tougher than the German Men's team. I remember when the Germans were dead tired against Team USA.

[BurningHammer]

Nice save. Germany :cheers:

[9erempiree]

wow :cry:

Most beautiful team in the world lost.

[BurningHammer]

USA vs China next.

[Gr]

Germany rises to another level in the ultimate footballing crunch time. Haven't lost a penalty shootout since 1976. We're the holy grail of clutch genes.

:bowdown:

[9erempiree]

[QUOTE=Gr

[BurningHammer]

[QUOTE=Gr

[Gr]

You gotta thank our ref though for being very nice to your girls.

If a footballer does not keep her arms at her body when going into the path of a shot then she only has herself to blame for a penalty when her arms happen to block it. It was the right call.

[BurningHammer]

[QUOTE=Gr

[9erempiree]

Of course our Canadian ref called it right, just like most other refs, but she happens to be Canadian. :D

BTW, us vs England tonight. They already won before the tournament so I expect the same from Sinclair & co. Their offense has been mediocre though.

Good luck. We family.

Siblings>>>>>>Cousins

[BoogieWoogieMan]

[QUOTE=Gr

[falc39]

[QUOTE=Gr

[Gr]

That's not true. Fouls in which contact is made with arms or hands according to the words in the rules has to be determined by if the contact was made "deliberately". Do you really expect defenders to always have their hands glued to their bodies when someone is shooting?

If they have their brains on, then yes. Because those are usually called. It's not that hard to have your arms behind your back, on your chest, in your face to protect, towards your genital area to protect, or closer to the sides.

How would YOU determine "deliberate", hmm?

How do you know that jumping into the path of a shot with the arms flailing around isn't an attempt to "accidentally" block the shot?

[Gr]

Should the Chelsea vs Bayern Munich CL final break the streak? BM nearly had 2/3 of the NT on its roster. :oldlol:

:no: This is solely a national team streak. That said, I'm happy this generation hasn't had to face a penalty shootout yet. :lol

[9erempiree]

You are quite sad or have the run of bad luck.

How many times have I seen you change avatars?

:lol

[9erempiree]

The English are so pathetic. England advances and these niqqas don't give a F. :facepalm

Just pathetic.

[9erempiree]

Get in here now.

USA vs Germany

[dannywpt]

[QUOTE=Gr

[pinhead]

Alex Morgan makes my knob go a bit mental.

[Derka]

Damn, German keeper made a nasty save on that one. Great kick from Rapinoe.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Morgan got to finish that. Lucky she's so damn hot.

[9erempiree]

They need to test the gender of German keeper.

[9erempiree]

Wow. Head to head collision.

[Derka]

I think these ladies are robots. That wasn't blood, it was clearly transmission fluid leaking from the impact zones.

[9erempiree]

Come on ladies.

[9erempiree]

Woooo

[MaxAxe]

Goalllllllllllllll

[9erempiree]

USA always beat the Germans.

[RagaZ]

USA always beat the Germans.
They beat you in the 1998, 2002 and 2014 World Cups.

[9erempiree]

Miss Ballon Dor is in.

[MaxAxe]

OMFG what a goal

[Derka]

That was a true beauty!

[9erempiree]

USA Soccer is GOAT

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Stay losing to Murica you filthy Germans

https://giant.gfycat.com/MajesticLinedArmadillo.gif

[KendrickPerkins]

at a watch party right now.

CRAZY. girls and drinks everywhere. atmosphere is unreal..

WOoooooooooooo

[imnew09]

Morgan is too perfect

[Duggrr]

Kemme is absolutely beautiful.

[9erempiree]

Can't mess with Americans.

[christian1923]

at a watch party right now.

CRAZY. girls and drinks everywhere. atmosphere is unreal..

WOoooooooooooo
And you're sitting in the corner on ISH:(

[KendrickPerkins]

And you're sitting in the corner on ISH:(
acting like im texting in between shots :oldlol: :bowdown:

suck my dick buddy...

[Derka]

Back in the Final!! :rockon:

[KingBeasley08]

Let's win this ish :pimp:

[9erempiree]

I want England.

We will rough them up.

[BurningHammer]

USA vs Japan rematch?

[RagaZ]

Who are ya Yanks supporting tonight?

I guess it has to be England after the history you've had with Japan during WWII?

[9erempiree]

I like to look at hot chicks and I went to look at England's national team and I see a bunch of dogs.

[4 Inches]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[9erempiree]

As usual....pessimistic English fans not on this thread.

[4 Inches]

Ragaz where your bitch ass at ?

[Derka]

It was us and the Japanese last World Cup...it was us and the Japanese at the Olympics...and now its us and the Japanese again. I'm detecting a pattern here.

Should be a doozy!

[BurningHammer]

Team Japan style at its best, winning by opponent's mistakes.

USA won't let them grind it out like 4 years ago though.

[Hawker]

Wow. Just saw the highlights of the england vs. japan game.

Both penalties were a joke. 1st one should've been outside the box. England's penalty was a blatant dive/barrel role.

And then the OG. Holy shit. What a joke of a game.

[dunksby]

It was us and the Japanese last World Cup...it was us and the Japanese at the Olympics...and now its us and the Japanese again. I'm detecting a pattern here.

Should be a doozy!
Shouldn't nuke them over women's football though, ain't cool.

[Derka]

Shouldn't nuke them over women's football though, ain't cool.
As long as we don't have kamikaze women's football players out there trying to bomb out legs for the glory of the Empire, we shouldn't have to pull out the heavy shit.

[dunksby]

As long as we don't have kamikaze women's football players out there trying to bomb out legs for the glory of the Empire, we shouldn't have to pull out the heavy shit.
Nah, that bubble of delusion burst way back then :lol

[BurningHammer]

Germany :oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: :facepalm :oldlol:

[imnew09]

Usa about to go atomic bomb around 3

[JimmyMcAdocious]

We da bes!

https://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/866145101.gif

[Shade8780]

2-0 :roll:

[imnew09]

2 -0 in 5 mins loL

[christian1923]

USA greatest in the world at soccer too.

Ha who knew :cheers:

[ace23]

Just turned the game on in the 7th minute and we up 2-0 lol

[Shade8780]

3-0 got damn

[Noob Saibot]

Looks like 'Murica will get some get back. nah scratch dat. 3 to zero. dayum

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Why are we the GOAT country?

https://s.yimg.com/cd/resizer/original/lZOperalzOk_qVfczBe8hgaco2o.gif

[ArbitraryWater]

Americans are really strong

[Shade8780]

This is gonna be Germany vs Brazil 2.0

[Smook B]

We da bes!

https://nbcprobasketballtalk.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/866145101.gif

Took me a while before realizing he was on a platform.

[christian1923]

GOAT soccer team

[ace23]

What the **** lmao

[enayes]

4-0

:oldlol:

[Shade8780]

Holy Shit Hahahaha

[imnew09]

Lol. 4-0

[Noob Saibot]

wtf japan doin'. :roll: . is this a reflection off WW2? :facepalm

[ArbitraryWater]

dafuq?

[JimmyMcAdocious]

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cMe3XggHEgE/U6dmSVwfYoI/AAAAAAAAH9A/Ohneuc1A12A/s1600/7.gif

[DonDadda59]

Japan having flashbacks to Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Why did the Axis powers think we still wouldn't punk them 70 years later? Especially the day after the 4th? :biggums:

[ace23]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIZb-DrwbLg

This is the same Japanese keeper who did this shit right? Looked like she was getting paid under the table for that one

[Rose]

Not one, not two, not three...

[Shade8780]

oh

[DonDadda59]

Japan snuck one in on some Pearl Harbor shit. No Worries.

[ArbitraryWater]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CJMAXS-UwAA_WoN.jpg

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Why does US have the best team and best looking team? It's just not fair for the rest of the world.

[RagaZ]

Why does US have the best team and best looking team? It's just not fair for the rest of the world.
You only have Alex Morgan.

England have some good ones, same with Sweden.

[DonDadda59]

England have some good ones, same with Sweden.

There's nothing attractive about losing :whatever:

[raprap]

7 goals already :bowdown:

[christian1923]

Japanese men and women look the same lol

[MaxAxe]

No don't take Rapinoe out :no:

[DonDadda59]

Japanese men and women look the same lol

Exactly why the women are tryna f*ck gorillas (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=381142) now. :yaohappy:

[christian1923]

Exactly why the women are tryna f*ck gorillas (http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=381142) now. :yaohappy:
That gorilla is giving Dennis Haysbert a run for his money.:applause:

[KNOW1EDGE]

So many of the women on the field are just absolutely beautiful

[pinhead]

So many of the women on the field are just absolutely beautiful

By usual American standards the American girls are not too bad. Most American women are overweight scrubs.

[KingBeasley08]

Most American weekend ever :bowdown:

[KendrickPerkins]

MURDERED THE JAPS!!!!!!!

Murder.

USA = #1

AGAIN

[BurningHammer]

Team USA knew they have to jump on Japan and not let them settle for drawn out game, and they did beautifully.

Congrats USA :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

[Godzuki]

Japanese men and women look the same lol


lol but Wombat looks like a woman right? i swear she looks more like a dude than half the men in this world :coleman:

[Derka]

I sat down thinking I'd watch the first half before heading out to watch fireworks with the lady...and the game was over by minute 20. What an onslaught! Great stuff!

[Gr]

*

Germany was severely weakened this tournament.