Is it gay if a guy

[Jet]

gets a happy ending from another guy? Asking for a friend.

[highwhey]

You and ur buddy giving each other handjobs?

[Jet]

You and ur buddy giving each other handjobs?
This is a strictly hypothetical question. For a friend.

[Smook B]

:crazysam:

[warriorfan]

not if you close your eyes and pretend it's a girl

[ShackEelOKneel]

This is a strictly hypothetical question. For a friend.

I don't give advice for hypothetical situations. Fess up and I'll give you my thoughts.

[highwhey]

At least show us your stroke method

[KingBeasley08]

Nah, just say 'no homo' when you're done. Then it's not gay.

Of course, this is purely in hypothetical parameters

[Jet]

What if no eye contact is made? Definitely not gay then right?

[L.Kizzle]

It's tradition to get a happy ending after receiving a massage. So in that case, no.

[Dragonyeuw]

:biggums:

In what world would any form of sexual contact between two men not be gay?

[TheMan]

:biggums:

In what world would any form of sexual contact between two men not be gay?
This

I even hate when I bust a nut and some of my jizz hits my skin, can't even being in the same room with another dude in a sexual situation, recieving a handjob from a guy? 100% gay...

[NumberSix]

It's definitely not straight.

[MrC1991]

Yeah thats pretty gay, but whatever floats your boat. No judgement.

[Le Shaqtus]

Just don't look him in the eyes.

[Draz]

Probably the gayest thing you can do

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Not if the context and endgame is sexual release, and not intimacy, or love. Probably why so many historical bathhouses flourished worldwide.

This assuming that women are an unavailable resource.

The immediate analogy that came to mind was the old Islamic and Jewish Law forbidding pork except under dire circumstances of starvation.

Perhaps, someone can create a more accurate parallel to guage the ethics of this question; since only the "lower appetite" and "lack of standard resource" components align.

[Droid101]

As long as your balls don't touch, it's not gay.

I don't know first hand, heard this from a friend.

[24-Inch_Chrome]

not if you close your eyes and pretend it's a girl

Keep telling yourself that. :oldlol:

[SupermanOnSteroids]

as an expert in human sexuality, believe me i have a phd in this, you are not gay unless you start using the word 'girlfriend' frequently. you can do anything else you want, no probs.

[KingBeasley08]

As long as your balls don't touch, it's not gay.

I don't know first hand, heard this from a friend.
Yep. Also, if you decide to go down on a bro, as long as it's just to finish, it's not gay

I heard this from a friend, of course

[Jet]

Ok what if you and your buddy are gang banging a chick. TOTALLY NOT GAY at all right? In fact, it's probably the epitome of hetero conduct.


BUT BUT BUT...your d1cks accidentally touch...maybe they even linger there for JUST A SECOND...still not gay right?

























This has never happened to me before I'm just asking for a friend.

[KingBeasley08]

^ In that case, just stare at your friend until he moves his d!ck. Establish dominance

[DonD13]

Nah, just say 'no homo' when you're done. Then it's not gay.

Of course, this is purely in hypothetical parameters

this.

[tomtucker]

So you guys are telling me its gay to get a handjob? What's next? It's gay to drink protein packed semen?



:facepalm

no way, that is one of the manliest things to do