Curry and Iguodala: whoever gets (Kobe on the road type of game) wins FMVP dat simple

[zizozain]

(Kobe on the road type of game) = he goes to your home, kicks you in your crotch, and slits your throat and close series out.

[Haymaker]

Kobe is a rapist.

[Mr. Jabbar]

Kobe will pull a kobe and win his first finals, overcoming the nervousness