something i realized today

[Godzuki]

every so often when i'm driving i see a bird fight(mostly between smaller birds vs crows), and consistently the small birds are always tearing big bird's asses up. i must've seen over a dozen bird fights randomly happening out of the blue, and every one of them the small bird is whooping the big birds ass :bowdown:

the only time the big bird stands a chance is when it lands on something, then it can hold its ground, while the lil bird tries to attack it wasting energy but it looks like it takes more damage.

but as soon as the big bird tries to fly off, the lil bird starts jabb'ing it with pecks in the air, and the big bird can't maneuver/react fast enough to stand a chance.

not saying this is universal since eagles and hawks with their claws can probably fukk shit up, but i'd put my money on small birds in air fights most of the time

Bet :pimp:

[iTare]

avy bet

[Lamar Doom]

The smaller bird, no question, that's where you should put your money (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx3w3b_Y9oo#t=01m52s)

[rufuspaul]

Deep thoughts with Godzuki. :oldlol:

Jesus Christ dude where da **** you live?? You see dozens of bird fights on a regular basis?? Da **** kinda ghetto ass dystopian Mad Max shithole you habitatin?

[Godzuki]

Deep thoughts with Godzuki. :oldlol:

Jesus Christ dude where da **** you live?? You see dozens of bird fights on a regular basis?? Da **** kinda ghetto ass dystopian Mad Max shithole you habitatin?


u are so desperate to get back at me with horrible attacks it makes me laff :oldlol:

like i said to u before, you're the weak fem fgt and i'm godzuki :pimp:

[rufuspaul]

u are so desperate to get back at me with horrible attacks it makes me laff :oldlol:

like i said to u before, you're the weak fem fgt and i'm godzuki :pimp:


Nice way to completely dodge anything I said. I guess it hit a little too close to home didn't it?

[Lebowsky]

every so often when i'm driving i see a bird fight(mostly between smaller birds vs crows), and consistently the small birds are always tearing big bird's asses up. i must've seen over a dozen bird fights randomly happening out of the blue, and every one of them the small bird is whooping the big birds ass :bowdown:

the only time the big bird stands a chance is when it lands on something, then it can hold its ground, while the lil bird tries to attack it wasting energy but it looks like it takes more damage.

but as soon as the big bird tries to fly off, the lil bird starts jabb'ing it with pecks in the air, and the big bird can't maneuver/react fast enough to stand a chance.

not saying this is universal since eagles and hawks with their claws can probably fukk shit up, but i'd put my money on small birds in air fights most of the time

Bet :pimp:

So wait, let's clarify. Do you pull over to watch these aerial duels unfold or do you keep driving with your eyes on them?

[warriorfan]

why do asian peeps never use blinkers?

[dilley]

I see on average 24 bird fights on my drive to work and I know for a fact you're full of shit. I'll take that bet.

[LBJ 23]

Here, let me tell you excatly what it is.

It's spring, time when almost all bird species nest and produce young ones. You're probably seeing multiple blackbirds, starlings, finches, pigeons ....... protecting and trying to scare away crows, jackdaws, magpies, jays, rooks which are all very smart opportunistic predators who specifically search and prey on the smaller bird's nest and eat their eggs and young ones. That's why you don't see ''big'' birds fighting back because they don't give a damn about adult blackbirds or starlings, they are focused only on their nests.

And yea that's universal it's happening all around the world right now :oldlol:

[dunksby]

That's why Asians shouldn't be able to drive.

[rufuspaul]

That's why Asians shouldn't be able to drive.


:oldlol:

[BlakFrankWhite]

Wait..so OP is an asian?

What's his beef with blacks?

[Alamо]

That's why Asians shouldn't be able to drive.



Was gonna make a joke about OP watching too much pokemon but how can I follow this post? :oldlol:

[Godzuki]

So wait, let's clarify. Do you pull over to watch these aerial duels unfold or do you keep driving with your eyes on them?


i have super human peripheral vision. the average person driving would never even notice these bird battles, nor could they not focus on the road while witnessing something else, but i'm usually in complete awareness of my surroundings while maintaining perfect lane positioning and speed :pimp:

[Godzuki]

why do asian peeps never use blinkers?


probably because a lot of azns are terrible drives.

at least they have newer cars with low emissions and gas waste tho. i swear the amount of old, beat up 20-30 year old hunks of junk i see black people driving is unreal. black people should have to pay more towards environmental clean up IMO :cheers: either that or take the bus like rosa parks used to...too bad they just don't keep it real anymore.

[Godzuki]

Here, let me tell you excatly what it is.

It's spring, time when almost all bird species nest and produce young ones. You're probably seeing multiple blackbirds, starlings, finches, pigeons ....... protecting and trying to scare away crows, jackdaws, magpies, jays, rooks which are all very smart opportunistic predators who specifically search and prey on the smaller bird's nest and eat their eggs and young ones. That's why you don't see ''big'' birds fighting back because they don't give a damn about adult blackbirds or starlings, they are focused only on their nests.

And yea that's universal it's happening all around the world right now :oldlol:


you're probably right. i think they give a fukk tho since they're getting their ass kicked in the air. the lil birds don't quit.

but yeah they probably just ate the lil birds baby so he's mad as fukk.

[nathanjizzle]

Is this a euphemism for ***** size?

[warriorfan]

probably because a lot of azns are terrible drives.

at least they have newer cars with low emissions and gas waste tho. i swear the amount of old, beat up 20-30 year old hunks of junk i see black people driving is unreal. black people should have to pay more towards environmental clean up IMO :cheers: either that or take the bus like rosa parks used to...too bad they just don't keep it real anymore.

If lots of asians are terrible drivers

and if lots of women are terrible drivers




asians = most feminine race

[Done_And_Done]

From bird fights to race wars, all in one thread.

Ish is an interesting place.

[Godzuki]

If lots of asians are terrible drivers

and if lots of women are terrible drivers




asians = most feminine race


maybe...it could be why a lot of dudes have a thing for azn women because they are so feminine, even azn lady boys look better than rufus/deuces could hope to in their womens cloths.

and probably why a lot of dudes aren't into black chicks because they're so manly. also could be why a lot of black dudes are so violent and not much in the way of thinkers.

who knows :confusedshrug: