Fast food

[Mr. Jabbar]

I've composed a list of players that would have certainly avoided a fast food career if they didn't play basketball. these are all very educated individuals:

-Kobe Bryant
-Jeremy Lin
-Shane Battier
-Pau Gasol
-Joel Anthony
-James Jones
-Steve Nash
-Gordon Hayward

feel free to add more players i might have missed

*kevin durant































http://i.imgur.com/gCBI38c.png

[IncarceratedBob]

Pretty much any white player. All of them leave college with a degree and are prepared for life if their NBA career doesn't work out. That's mainly because they know they're likely to bust anyway so they need a plan for after basketball. Joe Alexander who was a huge bust for the Bucks is now a software designer for Naughty Dog, one of the biggest video game devs in the world.

[ralph_i_el]

If LeBron didn't play basketball he'd be a backup tight end on some NFL team

[Mr. Jabbar]

If LeBron didn't play basketball he'd be a backup tight end on some NFL team

small medium or large, this guy can do it all

http://i.imgur.com/gCBI38c.png

[IncarceratedBob]

If LeBron didn't play basketball he'd be a backup tight end on some NFL team
Right. As if LeBron could actually learn an NFL teams playbook. All NFL players were great high school students and the majority of them were great college students and the fact that they're forced to spend multiple years in college only helps their mental development. LeBron was a D student in high school and if the NBA had not allowed high school seniors to enter the NBA draft LeBron likely would have gone to remedial school.

[KiiiiNG]

:roll:

how can you not love this guy?

[Braincells]

Caron Butler worked at burger king.

[ClipperRevival]

small medium or large, this guy can do it all

http://i.imgur.com/gCBI38c.png

:roll:

[24-Inch_Chrome]

Steve Nash. :applause:

[NattyPButter]

I've never seen a person over 6'3 working fast food so none.

[KiiiiNG]

op add kevin durant to that list he has a law degree

http://footbasket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-11-at-5.37.31-PM.png

:bowdown:

[AirFederer]

Who is Paul Gasol?

[Ariza4three]

op add kevin durant to that list he has a law degree

http://footbasket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Screen-Shot-2015-02-11-at-5.37.31-PM.png

:bowdown:

Durant with his side job:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZFUjy0HpwTc/VOIuxEMFaHI/AAAAAAAAHWw/xP1skEYNhJU/s1600/kevin-durant-lawyer-sprint.png

Putting the degree to good use. :bowdown:

[warriorfan]

If Kevin Durant was your lawyer you would be fucced :lol

[BlakFrankWhite]

Duncan has a degree

[Beastmode88]

LMAO THAT LEBRON PIC. :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Phong]

small medium or large, this guy can do it all

http://i.imgur.com/gCBI38c.png:roll: :applause:

[warriorfan]

LeBron's Subway 2 for 6 special

Pick out any two 5 dollar footlongs for only 6 dollars. While supplies last.

[pegasus]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Knowing Lebron, he'd probably work for Burger King instead so he could still call himself "King James".

[Andrei89]

Dont want to sound like Lebron himself, but holy shit you constantly making fun of a guy that probably has an amazing life with everything he ever wanted ( well, mostly everything, not the 6/6 part). How much time have you wasted writing about a guy that does not know you exist?

Since you guys came up with the term " living rent free", you are sure living up to it dayum :lol

[Phong]

LeBron's Subway 2 for 6 special

Pick out any two 5 dollar 4-incher for only 6 dollars. While supplies last.fixed

[SuperCereal]

KG
Derrick Rose
J. R. Smith
Panda Friend
JaVale McGee

[warriorfan]

fixed

:roll:

[imnew09]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Knowing Lebron, he'd probably work for Burger King instead so he could still call himself "King James".

And promise them to bring them a ring.



Onion ring

[Droid101]

And promise them to bring them a ring.



Onion ring
Not one, not two, not three, not four...

[Mr. Jabbar]

Not one, not two, not three, not four...

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/ronaldmcdonald/images/2/20/Onion_rings.png

[Droid101]

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/ronaldmcdonald/images/2/20/Onion_rings.png
Ba-ba-ba-ba-Bron, I'm lovin' it.

[KiiiiNG]

damn the kobe klan is killing it right now..

who do i send my application to?

[Eat Like A Bosh]

http://i.imgur.com/gCBI38c.png
:roll: :roll: :roll:

I think Tim Duncan would have a great alt career as well.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Bran would be on an episode of Maury for sure:lol

[KiiiiNG]

Ba-ba-ba-ba-Bron, I'm lovin' it.
McBranald's

http://i.imgur.com/gCBI38c.png

[MP.Trey]

Lol @ the Burger King James and onion rings comments. I'm a LeBron fan and you guys have me cracking up at this thread. :oldlol:

[Eat Like A Bosh]

Pretty much any white player. All of them leave college with a degree and are prepared for life if their NBA career doesn't work out. That's mainly because they know they're likely to bust anyway so they need a plan for after basketball. Joe Alexander who was a huge bust for the Bucks is now a software designer for Naughty Dog, one of the biggest video game devs in the world.
You sure?
He's playing at Israel.

[Mr. Jabbar]

damn the kobe klan is killing it right now..

who do i send my application to?

you're in.

[Mr. Jabbar]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

I think Tim Duncan would have a great alt career as well.

well, theres a good reason some didn't make my list

http://i.imgur.com/E8TWoZO.png

http://i.imgur.com/1E3Gemw.png

[MP.Trey]

You sure?
He's playing at Israel.
Don't worry about him. He just makes shit up and hopes no ome calls him on it. That's his shtick... and it's weak as hell.

[Type 2]

Misleading title. I'm disappointed by this thread.

[imnew09]

Misleading title. I'm disappointed by this thread.
Not surprised . You are a Type 2 outta 6

[Droid101]

Free lunch during lunch breaks. Great benefits.

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lebron-665x385.jpg

[imnew09]

Free lunch during lunch breaks. Great benefits.

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lebron-665x385.jpg

The lack of Rings in them fries is not surprising

[TheCorporation]

If Kevin Durant was your lawyer you would be fucced :lol

:lol

[Droid101]

The lack of Rings in them fries is not surprising
Yeah McD's was piloting a new nugget box. 6 piece box, 2 rings and 4 nuggets. The nuggets were pretty hard, had to choke them down.

[sd3035]

Free lunch during lunch breaks. Great benefits.

http://cdn.inquisitr.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/lebron-665x385.jpg

Those benefits wouldn't include hair plugs so.........

http://oi58.tinypic.com/t5io2e.jpg

[Optimus Prime]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Knowing Lebron, he'd probably work for Burger King instead so he could still call himself "King James".

:lebronamazed:

[BasedTom]

tony parker would live at mcdonalds

[FKAri]

How could you forget Ray Allen. dat nikka eats so clean its not right. The straightest arrow in the NBA. Probably hasn't even touched ***** since He Got Game.

[24-Inch_Chrome]

tony parker would live at mcdonalds

How is that different from current Tony Parker?

[hawksdogsbraves]

How could you forget Ray Allen. dat nikka eats so clean its not right. The straightest arrow in the NBA. Probably hasn't even touched ***** since He Got Game.

He's been eating clean alright

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/128746/RAY-ALLEN-TWITTER-TWEET.jpg