Kobe asks 10-year old girl for advice

[sammichoffate]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udq_3UfuTLU

[STATUTORY]

light hearted yet uplifting story

in b4 rape jokes

[ShackEelOKneel]

Well this story confirms it. He was choosing between Lakers and college, so he obviously forced his way to LA at the draft.

Seriously though, that shows a gap in her memory. Why would Kobe have to decide sign with the Lakers or college by the next day. That is not how the draft works.

[Foster5k]

Kobe: "Oh great and wise one show me my future. Should I retire?"

10-year old girl: "Retire you must."

Kobe: "Why?"

10-year old girl: "L M A, L O V E, K D"

Kobe: "Oh wise one what are you trying to say? What do those letters mean?"

10-year old girl: "Bitch! Do I have to spell it out for you? FREE AGENTS KOBE! FREE AGENTS!"

Kobe: "I want my dollar back."

10-year old girl: "No refunds bitch! NEXT! Who wants their fortunes read? Only 1 dollar!"

[Yoda]

10-year old girl: "Retire you must."



Relative is she?

[KirbyPls]

Kobe: "Oh great and wise one show me my future. Should I retire?"

10-year old girl: "Retire you must."

Kobe: "Why?"

10-year old girl: "L M A, L O V E, K D"

Kobe: "Oh wise one what are you trying to say. What do those letters mean?"

10-year old girl: "Bitch! Do I have to spell it out for you? FREE AGENTS KOBE! FREE AGENTS!"

Kobe: "I want my dollar back."

10-year old girl: "No refunds bitch. NEXT! Who wants their fortunes read? Only 1 dollar!"

Kee-ringy

[Ncrazyballa]

time for a reunion :bowdown:

[FireDavidKahn]

Kobe: Have you had sex yet?
Girl: No.
Kobe: You're about to.

[Foster5k]

Kobe: Have you had sex yet?
Girl: No.
Kobe: You're about to.
:biggums:

[ISHGoat]

Kobe: Want to play the rape game?
Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kobe: Thats the spirit

[riseagainst]

Kobe: Have you had sex yet?
Girl: No.
Kobe: You're about to.

this is just wrong dude. Kobe might be a rapist, but he is not a pedophile.

[FireDavidKahn]

this is just wrong dude. Kobe might be a rapist, but he is not a pedophile.
Lighten up, nancy.

[Westbrook0]

Anyone else get a weird feeling this was gonna have a bad ending?

*ominous music*

Girl: "I went over and sat down across from them, looking back and forth from one to the other, wondering what was about to happen..."

[Charlie Sheen]

Lighten up, nancy.
I'm a Bean fan, and I lol'd.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

So shes 29 in that vid?:roll: :roll: :roll: lookin like an ol crusty granny outchyea:roll: :roll:

take this L white girls, aging like sht outchyea without no surgery. Gone @ 29 without no "proper care"http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sabu.png
black and brown excellence hol this W:applause:

[Ne 1]

this is just wrong dude. Kobe might be a rapist, but he is not a pedophile.
Rape? I call it surprise sex.

[STATUTORY]

So shes 29 in that vid?:roll: :roll: :roll: lookin like an ol crusty granny outchyea:roll: :roll:

take this L white girls, aging like sht outchyea without no surgery. Gone @ 29 without no "proper care"http://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/sabu.png
black and brown excellence hol this W:applause:

the girl's cute, dat toothy smile, bet the boys in her class be beating their meat everynight

wifey her up on the basis of dat vid alone :applause:

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

watchin the vid right now:roll: :roll: this is why white kids always gettin kidnapped and sht:roll: :roll: mama is nappin so u go off n about and see 2 big men, so they ask u to sit w/ em and ya do:roll: white kids always doin too much thats why when they grow up they climb to the top of Shanghai towers and sht, always curious in horror movies. mind ya damn business and stay put, dont talk to strangers:no: lol this btch has no life that Kobe meetin was the coolest moment of her life??:roll: :roll:

[Mirror]

Kobe: Want to play the rape game?
Girl: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kobe: Thats the spirit
:roll: