Just found a tick on my back

[Godzuki]

right in between the shoulder blades, dead center, like that alien movie i can't remember the name of. this tick is either the stephen hawking of ticks and knows to get where people can't reach or got lucky as fukk. shit is freaking me out tho how he got me right dead center on the human weak spot.

i cut the lawn the other day and used a trimmer in the brushes where i probably picked it up and its been like 3~ days since so that asshole has been feeding on me for who knows how long. it was dead when i got it off, probably thru numerous showers, and ragg wiping back there, but still hard to get off so i assume its jaws were still stuck in my back.

now i'm all paranoid of lyme disease. i'm always so paranoid of ticks when i'm cutting the grass, can't believe this shit just happened :cry:

[9erempiree]

How does one know they have a tick in their body? Since it got into a place you can't see, did it hurt like hell? This is one reason why I get covered up in long sleeve when I am doing lawn duties.

[riseagainst]

http://i.imgur.com/VWWRU1G.gif

[Yoda]

but still hard to get off

Use the force.

[K Xerxes]

Ticks are notorious for their ability to deposit numerous eggs underneath your skin. I'm afraid there's a chance you will never get rid of them. Pray that they don't hatch inside your bloodstream and disseminate to other parts of your body, in which case they'll never stop breeding inside of you.

Go to A&E asap.

[Godzuki]

How does one know they have a tick in their body? Since it got into a place you can't see, did it hurt like hell?

nope, i did feel like a bite awhile back but i was thinking it was just a mosquito or something. otherwise didn't feel anything.

its unbelievable how it got me right dead center in the shoulder blades like it knew the best spot to be. thats reallly what freaks me out the most tbh :facepalm

[Godzuki]

Ticks are notorious for their ability to deposit numerous eggs underneath your skin. I'm afraid there's a chance you will never get rid of them. Pray that they don't hatch inside your bloodstream and disseminate to other parts of your body, in which case they'll never stop breeding inside of you.

Go to A&E asap.


well i did some research and apparently it was a deer tick, which have a 1.2% chance of transmitting lyme disease :cry:

[theballerFKA Ace]

well i did some research and apparently it was a deer tick, which have a 1.2% chance of transmitting lyme disease :cry:

Aren't you from SoCal? Your chances are probably a lot less than that. I'd be much more worried about mosquitoes and West Nile Virus, they say this might be the worst year ever for it.

[Kungfro]

Just keep an eye on it. If starts looking infected go get it checked out, otherwise I'm sure you're fine. Ticks are disgusting though, I get your uneasiness.

[rufuspaul]

well i did some research and apparently it was a deer tick, which have a 1.2% chance of transmitting lyme disease :cry:


That's the least of your worries. There's this:

http://www.today.com/health/worse-lyme-study-warns-about-another-tick-infection-t25156

and this:

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/updates/tick-will-make-lose-appetite-red-meat/


Yep, you gonna die motha****a!

[iTare]

R.I.P op.

:(

[DeuceWallaces]

You should get tested immediately if the tick was on you for more than 48 hours.

[theballerFKA Ace]

Nothing to worry about.

Once inside the central nervous system, the organism can wreak all kinds of havoc, from memory problems, moodiness and depression to hallucinations, panic attacks, paranoia, manic depression, seizures and even dementia.

http://www.nytimes.com/1995/02/15/us/personal-health-when-lyme-invades-the-brain-and-spinal-system.html

[rufuspaul]

Nothing to worry about.

Once inside the central nervous system, the organism can wreak all kinds of havoc, from memory problems, moodiness and depression to hallucinations, panic attacks, paranoia, manic depression, seizures and even dementia.

http://www.nytimes.com/1995/02/15/us/personal-health-when-lyme-invades-the-brain-and-spinal-system.html


Sounds like he was infected years ago.

[DeuceWallaces]

Lol, he does act like he has lyme disease.

Seriously though, I've worked in the field for over a decade and have known several people who've contracted it; it's no ****ing joke. Get tested.

\end PSA

[Godzuki]

im starting to feel a light headache coming on.....

:cry:

[tomtucker]

fukk lyme.......Borrelia is much worse, your face might get paralysed.. or only one half of it....i have seen that shit........

[Godzuki]

fukk lyme.......Borrelia is much worse, your face might get paralysed.. or only one half of it....i have seen that shit........


fukkk now that i'm feeling my face it feels a lil bit numb :cry:

[Godzuki]

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTc0ODg0OTg0NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNzY4ODUyMQ@@._ V1_SX214_AL_.jpg

this is the movie i was talking about that keeps freaking me out about this tick :biggums:

[Godzuki]

http://infinitecoolness.com/galleries/puppetmasters/puppetmasters08.jpg

[Derka]

My girl's mother just had to go through complete hip replacement after contracting Lyme and not being diagnosed for over a year. Among other things, Lyme can absolutely wreck your joints. Don't screw around with that stuff.

[KiiiiNG]

i had a tick on my dick after hunting when i was like 10. mom had to help me get it off.

true story.

[gts]

Any truth to the rumor Lolcats saw the tick first?

[warriorfan]

Any truth to the rumor Lolcats saw the tick first?

false rumor, godzuki's wig was obstructing the tick while he was getting waxed by LoLcats

[Godzuki]

typical ISH :sleeping

all the people i've KO'd in the past trying to jump me now that i'm weak with Lyme disease :pimp:

[gts]

typical ISH :sleeping

all the people i've KO'd in the past trying to jump me now that i'm weak with Lyme disease :lol

[DeuceWallaces]

dude wtf? thats pretty gross.....do you not take showers?

Lol showers do not get rid of ticks.

[DeuceWallaces]

well if you shower and actually wash your body, im sure you will feel the tick or knock it off your skin.

Negative.

[DeuceWallaces]

They embed their head into your skin. Should be removed with tweezers. If you pull them off the head will remain in you, which can still transmit the disease.

[CavaliersFTW]

im starting to feel a light headache coming on.....

:cry:
Damn dude you definitely have lyme disease, you are as good as dead RIP in peace :(

[rufuspaul]

i had a tick on my dick after hunting when i was like 10. mom had to help me get it off.

true story.

I think your mom just like helping you get it off.

[Styles p]

i've been bit a couple times i always find them cause they itch so bad. the bite takes forever to go away its a itchy bump for about a month.

[KiiiiNG]

I think your mom just like helping you get it off.
it was a bad situation.

i felt most comfortable with my mom helping. my dad? doctor? i was stuck between a rock and a hard place... and the hard place was my dick after my mommy jacked me off. :)

[Godzuki]

I really wouldn't care if you died. You are just endlessly stupid and annoying, every time you post we all get dumber. Shut up. Shut up you stupid prick. - negger

lmao for some reason i get the feeling u really hate me :oldlol:

[CavaliersFTW]

I really wouldn't care if you died. You are just endlessly stupid and annoying, every time you post we all get dumber. Shut up. Shut up you stupid prick. - negger

lmao for some reason i get the feeling u really hate me :oldlol:
God damn this dude gives you a place to stay free of rent AND wants to cover the cost of your funeral? What'd you do to him? :lol

[theballerFKA Ace]

You're lucky this didn't happen to you. A woman just had all her arms and legs amputated because of a tick. :(

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/14/health/oklahoma-tick-bite-amputation-spotted-fever/

[Godzuki]

You're lucky this didn't happen to you. A woman just had all her arms and legs amputated because of a tick. :(

http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/14/health/oklahoma-tick-bite-amputation-spotted-fever/


damn :biggums:

luckily i can't have spotted fever but i'm 99% sure i got lyme disease. dumbass doctor i went to told me he didn't think i got it but its been weeks now of major fatigue that started like 2 days after the tick bite.

had to get a blood test this morning and going back to the doctor monday. i'm giving him a pass since i read lyme disease is hard to detect, and i don't really have many other symptoms other than a constant slight headache off and on, and the fatigue which has been noticeable since the bite. it feels like i'm always tired even when i wake up. only good thing is i pass out fast when i'm trying to go to bed.

anyways yep i'm vulnerable with lyme disease now so all the bitches can take their shots on me while i'm crippled :pimp:

[TheMan]

Fvck that, why ain't you dead yet? :mad:

In all seriousness, I hope everything checks out alright...I still think you're a retard doe

[Godzuki]

Fvck that, why ain't you dead yet? :mad:

In all seriousness, I hope everything checks out alright...I still think you're a retard doe


u'd stop having nightmares, would'nt u? its okay u can admit it :cheers:

[niko]

u'd stop having nightmares, would'nt u? its okay u can admit it :cheers:
If you die I'll insult people on your behalf. Please send me a list.

[Bandito]

Read this op: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2015/08/14/oklahoma-woman-has-both-arms-legs-amputated-after-tick-bite/

[Godzuki]

If you die I'll insult people on your behalf. Please send me a list.


if i die from lyme disease i only would ask u keep insulting godzuki, poodle, and smokeee to keep the goat memory alive :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: