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kennethgriffin
07-03-2015, 09:38 PM
Hey.. i'm a typical nba free agent

No thanks lakers. I'm turning down

A) automatic starting allstar spots every year
B) world wide publicity/fan support/personal brand building power
C) superstar status
D) ability to manufacture icon status
E) top selling jerseys
F) increased legacy/all time status
G) rubbing shoulders with other all time legends
H) work out sessions with past all time great lakers
I) learning tricks/skills from kobe bryant
J) having a future star PG d'angelo russell
K) having a future star SG jordan clarkson
L) having a future star PF julius randle
M) either winning in 2016 or getting another future star draft pick
N) possibly creating a fab 4 or fab 5 lineup
O) with the tv deal cap increase having another 20 mill for another max free agent in 2016-17 creating a 5 star lineup after kobes retired




....because i'm scurred about not getting enough touches in the 1st and only year i play with kobe bryant... and/or i might not win a championship in the first 1-2 years




I'd rather go somewhere else..... screw all those perks... i wanna be tha man from day 1 and and a guaranteed playoff chance for next season cause i'm lunatic fringe boner head doofus typical nba free agent


:hammerhead:

IncarceratedBob
07-03-2015, 09:41 PM
lakers are not offering max contracts this summer, that's why they arent getting anyone. they believe no one this summer is worth the max and won't offer it

dubeta
07-03-2015, 09:41 PM
OP's last 48 hours: :mad: :( :cry: :mad: :( :cry: :mad: :( :cry:

CoastalRyan
07-03-2015, 09:43 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.

chips93
07-03-2015, 09:46 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.

:oldlol:

Bond007
07-03-2015, 09:51 PM
lakers are not offering max contracts this summer, that's why they arent getting anyone. they believe no one this summer is worth the max and won't offer it

this

Rocketswin2013
07-03-2015, 09:53 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.
:oldlol:

Patrick Chewing
07-03-2015, 09:58 PM
Have the Lakers signed anybody yet???

Jameerthefear
07-03-2015, 09:59 PM
Have the Lakers signed anybody yet???
Robert Sacre :roll:

Wavves
07-03-2015, 10:00 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.
Another day, another kennethgriffin thread backfiring

JZ600
07-03-2015, 10:00 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.
This

Bond007
07-03-2015, 10:02 PM
they should not max anyone just for the sake of signing someone. just tank!

Springsteen
07-03-2015, 10:04 PM
J) having a future star PG d'angelo russell
K) having a future star SG jordan clarkson
L) having a future star PF julius randle


:rolleyes:

FKAri
07-03-2015, 10:05 PM
Hey.. i'm a typical nba free agent

No thanks lakers. I'm turning down

A) automatic starting allstar spots every year
B) world wide publicity/fan support/personal brand building power
C) superstar status
D) ability to manufacture icon status
E) top selling jerseys
F) increased legacy/all time status
G) rubbing shoulders with other all time legends
H) work out sessions with past all time great lakers
I) learning tricks/skills from kobe bryant
J) having a future star PG d'angelo russell
K) having a future star SG jordan clarkson
L) having a future star PF julius randle
M) either winning in 2016 or getting another future star draft pick
N) possibly creating a fab 4 or fab 5 lineup
O) with the tv deal cap increase having another 20 mill for another max free agent in 2016-17 creating a 5 star lineup after kobes retired




....because i'm scurred about not getting enough touches in the 1st and only year i play with kobe bryant... and/or i might not win a championship in the first 1-2 years




I'd rather go somewhere else..... screw all those perks... i wanna be tha man from day 1 and and a guaranteed playoff chance for next season cause i'm lunatic fringe boner head doofus typical nba free agent


:hammerhead:

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r0drig0lac
07-03-2015, 10:06 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.
:lol

Bosnian Sajo
07-03-2015, 10:06 PM
Mitch gotta get some work done, man.

Mr. Jabbar
07-03-2015, 10:07 PM
No1 wants to take a pee next to kobe and lose every bit of self confidence after comparing length/girth

Bond007
07-03-2015, 10:17 PM
No1 wants to take a pee next to kobe and lose every bit of self confidence after comparing length/girth

:roll:

Dro
07-03-2015, 10:26 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.
:applause:

chips93
07-03-2015, 10:29 PM
they should not max anyone just for the sake of signing someone. just tank!

they owe philly their pick next year :lol

kennethgriffin
07-03-2015, 10:56 PM
they owe philly their pick next year :lol

that pick is top 3 protected

Bosnian Sajo
07-03-2015, 10:59 PM
How are they gonna accept the max when they haven't been offered it?

kennethgriffin
07-03-2015, 11:04 PM
How are they gonna accept the max when they haven't been offered it?

do you work for the lakers lol


no way in hell the lakers didnt offer aldridge the max.

oh the horror
07-03-2015, 11:11 PM
What blows me away though is the fact that they've made like zero movies. So they going to flesh the roster out with d-league players and tell the fans what exactly? Because lately they've been talking a lot of straight bullshit :oldlol:

nzahir
07-03-2015, 11:16 PM
Hey.. i'm a typical nba free agent

No thanks lakers. I'm turning down

A) automatic starting allstar spots every year-Not true, I didnt see any lakers in the asg.
B) world wide publicity/fan support/personal brand building power-La fans arent loyal
C) superstar status-Whose a star in la again?
D) ability to manufacture icon status-You can manufacture a star anywhere with the media
E) top selling jerseys-Wrong because curry and lebron own that
F) increased legacy/all time status-Nope
G) rubbing shoulders with other all time legends-Seems suspect af
H) work out sessions with past all time great lakers-Other teams have greats as well and last time i checked things didnt work out well with bynum and dwight
I) learning tricks/skills from kobe bryant-why would I want to learn to be a chucker
J) having a future star PG d'angelo russell-star??? lmfao, not in this league and not in the west for a while
K) having a future star SG jordan clarkson-not going to be a star
L) having a future star PF julius randle-not going to be a star but a good player
M) either winning in 2016 or getting another future star draft pick-Well they can actually lose their pick
N) possibly creating a fab 4 or fab 5 lineup-Sacre is your starting center right now right?
O) with the tv deal cap increase having another 20 mill for another max free agent in 2016-17 creating a 5 star lineup after kobes retired-All teams throwing out money




....because i'm scurred about not getting enough touches in the 1st and only year i play with kobe bryant... and/or i might not win a championship in the first 1-2 years




I'd rather go somewhere else..... screw all those perks... i wanna be tha man from day 1 and and a guaranteed playoff chance for next season cause i'm lunatic fringe boner head doofus typical nba free agent


:hammerhead:

I think I proved you wrong in every point

Dro
07-03-2015, 11:22 PM
I think I proved you wrong in every point
He doesn't care...He will ignore and continue to post like he's making any sense........Its the ish/troll/stan way........

Bosnian Sajo
07-03-2015, 11:27 PM
do you work for the lakers lol


no way in hell the lakers didnt offer aldridge the max.

That's one guy who 7 teams are pulling heavy for, who else was offered the max?

And I might as well work for the Lakers, considering I'm not doing jack shit to put the team in an even competitive position.

kennethgriffin
07-03-2015, 11:47 PM
He doesn't care...He will ignore and continue to post like he's making any sense........Its the ish/troll/stan way........



i checked... did you?



nzahir didn't post in this thread before claiming he proved me wrong.

DCL
07-04-2015, 12:07 AM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.

ouch.

:oldlol:

LA_Showtime
07-04-2015, 01:19 AM
What blows me away though is the fact that they've made like zero movies. So they going to flesh the roster out with d-league players and tell the fans what exactly? Because lately they've been talking a lot of straight bullshit :oldlol:

I prefer that to signing some combination of Rondo, Matthews, Monroe, Chandler, Lopez, etc. Hell, even Aldridge isn't a great fit in LA since he's 30. I know they've been saying all the right things but I'm ecstatic we've kept bad contracts off our books. While that doesn't guarantee anybody signing with us next summer, having a bunch of cap space, promising young players, and hopefully a new coach (:oldlol:) will be enticing.

senelcoolidge
07-04-2015, 01:21 AM
Why would someone want to sign to a d-league team? A team with developing players with no chance of winning anytime soon.

kennethgriffin
07-04-2015, 02:22 AM
ive officially started the campaign for aldridge




kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 2m2 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers... period.... philly was kobes home town. jersey was shaqs home town... they made their careers in LA.
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 3m3 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
M) with the tv deal cap increase having another 20 mill for another max free agent
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 4m4 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
L) having a future star PF julius randle
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 4m4 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
K) having a future great player SG jordan clarkson
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 5m5 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
J) having a future star PG d'angelo russell
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 5m5 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and: I) learning tricks/skills/secrets from kobe bryant
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 6m6 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
H) work out sessions with past all time great lakers
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 6m6 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
G) rubbing shoulders with other all time legends
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 6m6 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
F) increased legacy/all time status
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 7m7 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and: E) top selling jerseys/revenue/merchandise
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 7m7 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
D) ability to manufacture icon status world wide
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 8m8 minutes ago
sign with the lakers and:
C) automatic superstar top 5 player status
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 9m9 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and: B) world wide publicity/fan support/personal brand building power
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 9m9 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and: A) automatic starting allstar spots every year








spamming the shit out of his twitter...


chris paul could learn a thing or two from me

dubeta
07-04-2015, 02:40 AM
ive officially started the campaign for aldridge




kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 2m2 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers... period.... philly was kobes home town. jersey was shaqs home town... they made their careers in LA.
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 3m3 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
M) with the tv deal cap increase having another 20 mill for another max free agent
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@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
L) having a future star PF julius randle
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 4m4 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
K) having a future great player SG jordan clarkson
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 5m5 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
J) having a future star PG d'angelo russell
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 5m5 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and: I) learning tricks/skills/secrets from kobe bryant
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 6m6 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 6m6 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
G) rubbing shoulders with other all time legends
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@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
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@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and: E) top selling jerseys/revenue/merchandise
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 7m7 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and:
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 8m8 minutes ago
sign with the lakers and:
C) automatic superstar top 5 player status
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kenneth griffin ‏@griffmoney1984 9m9 minutes ago
@aldridge_12 sign with the lakers and: A) automatic starting allstar spots every year








spamming the shit out of his twitter...


chris paul could learn a thing or two from me


If only you campaigned this hard for Kobe to retire, would be much more beneficial to the Lakers

kennethgriffin
07-04-2015, 02:42 AM
If only you campaigned this hard for Kobe to retire, would be much more beneficial to the Lakers


i have.. i talked so much shit to kobe for not hanging them up after the achilles injury that he blocked me from his facebook page


i think hes still capable of being a possitive in a playmaking role ... but last year he shot nearly as bad as lebron did in the finals. it was pathetic

dubeta
07-04-2015, 02:48 AM
i have.. i talked so much shit to kobe for not hanging them up after the achilles injury that he blocked me from his facebook page


i think hes still capable of being a possitive in a playmaking role ... but last year he shot nearly as bad as lebron did in the finals. it was pathetic

lmfao no way?? :lol

SCdac
07-04-2015, 10:22 AM
Watching Kobe jack up three after three while you end up getting the blame for a L just sounds awesome doesn't it :oldlol:

Charlie Sheen
07-04-2015, 10:36 AM
that pick is top 3 protected

That pick is as good as gone. Best to accept it now, finish paying the bill on that Nash deal... and move forward. :cheers:

ralph_i_el
07-04-2015, 12:11 PM
Hey.. i'm a typical nba free agent

No thanks lakers. I'm turning down

A) automatic starting allstar spots every year
B) world wide publicity/fan support/personal brand building power
C) superstar status
D) ability to manufacture icon status
E) top selling jerseys
F) increased legacy/all time status
G) rubbing shoulders with other all time legends
H) work out sessions with past all time great lakers
I) learning tricks/skills from kobe bryant
J) having a future star PG d'angelo russell
K) having a future star SG jordan clarkson
L) having a future star PF julius randle
M) either winning in 2016 or getting another future star draft pick
N) possibly creating a fab 4 or fab 5 lineup
O) with the tv deal cap increase having another 20 mill for another max free agent in 2016-17 creating a 5 star lineup after kobes retired
:hammerhead:

A) Wut?
B) Internet
C) Internet
D) ???
E) Nothing to do with LA.
F) Nope
G) who gives a ****
I) HAHAHAHA no
J) Hasn't played a game (love him tho)
K) Nope
L) Plays the same position has the guy you're referencing
M) or losing and still not getting the pick
N) Nothing to do with LA
O) Nothing to do with LA

once again, Kenneth is a ******

Springsteen
07-04-2015, 12:30 PM
http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/michael-jordan-evil-laugh.gif

TheBigVeto
07-05-2015, 10:04 PM
OP's last 48 hours: :mad: :( :cry: :mad: :( :cry: :mad: :( :cry:

Pretty much this.

smoovegittar
07-05-2015, 10:05 PM
Salvia

TheBigVeto
07-05-2015, 10:06 PM
Its hard to imagine how some of you people function in real life.

To eliminate your confusion: OP does NOT function like a normal human being in real life.

Mirror
07-06-2015, 12:08 AM
M) either winning in 2016 or getting another future star draft pick

:

No in between, huh?

Bandito
07-06-2015, 01:00 AM
Aldridge has brain damage...sad...