View Full Version : What would be your stats if you played 40 mins per game in the WNBA?
TheMan
07-04-2015, 08:56 AM
There's an annoying ad for some cable/internet company asking where will you be when the first woman plays in major league baseball (lol), and being fair, if women want to invade male team sports, then we should be able to do the same right?
Simple, you're the only guy in the WNBA, you play 40 mins pe rgame, what's your stat line at the end of the season :confusedshrug:
kshutts1
07-04-2015, 09:02 AM
There's an annoying ad for some cable/internet company asking where will you be when the first woman plays in major league baseball (lol), and being fair, if women want to invade male team sports, then we should be able to do the same right?
Simple, you're the only guy in the WNBA, you play 40 mins pe rgame, what's your stat line at the end of the season :confusedshrug:
I don't watch WNBA, so I don't know their talent/skill level, size, etc.
But I'd have a similar role as to that which I said I would have in the NBA. Just stand around and hope I am found open so I can hit a jumper.
coin24
07-04-2015, 09:04 AM
At least 10 fingerbangs a game
smoovegittar
07-04-2015, 09:16 AM
I'd end up being Sky Diggins' wife -
raprap
07-04-2015, 09:17 AM
10 ppg. ***** per game :eek: :eek:
coin24
07-04-2015, 09:22 AM
10 ppg. ***** per game :eek: :eek:
You'd take 10 pen.is per game?
Westbrook0
07-04-2015, 09:30 AM
In all reality, this is where our answers, if we were answering truthfully, would start to vary from the NBA topic.
I'm 6'1, 190, reasonably athletic but not ridiculously so.
Therefore, my statline would probably be only marginally better than in the NBA.
These ladies are all in better shape than I am, I can guarantee you that, so I wouldn't be able to hustle up and down the court every time.
However, a decent amount of strength would probably allow me to grab maybe an additional rebound or so and putback each game as opposed to the NBA. I would still turn the ball over a lot, but probably have slightly better percentages.
I'll say this as my statline:
2.9 ppg
1.8 rpg
0.6 apg
30% FG
16% 3
4.8 TO/g
Now, having said that, if someone here is 6'7, 210 and quite athletic, regardless of whether they're super skilled or not, they'd probably be putting up some big numbers.
TheMan
07-04-2015, 10:04 AM
Droid is 6'9, he'd be GOAT :lol
ISHGoat
07-04-2015, 10:49 AM
Honesty like 2pg on 25% with like 5 turnovers and fouling out before halftime in most games
A couple flagrant fouls and sexual harassment lawsuits per season too
k0kakw0rld
07-04-2015, 10:51 AM
There will be no games. The floor will always be wet with all them b!tches around me...Just sayin' :pimp:
3/4 of them girls will eventually end up pregz. :D
Trollsmasher
07-04-2015, 10:53 AM
I have played basketball twice in my life.
I am quite sure I could get a solid double double.
kunk75
07-04-2015, 11:10 AM
i'd have 60 lbs of muscle on the biggest player in the wnba, don't shoot off my shoulder like women and am 6'2 so i'd say 12/10/3
kennethgriffin
07-04-2015, 11:28 AM
12-15ppg
4-5rpg
2-3apg
41% fg's
30% threes
85% ft's
6-1
195 pounds
shooting guard
ISHGoat
07-04-2015, 11:30 AM
12-15ppg
4-5rpg
2-3apg
41% fg's
30% threes
85% ft's
6-1
195 pounds
shooting guard
delusional as always
if u ever in toronto come hit me up and we can hoop up to 21 and settle this shit
GIF REACTION
07-04-2015, 11:31 AM
I'd be the MVP and I'm not joking.
30 points on 55% FG
15 rebounds
5 assists
GIF REACTION
07-04-2015, 11:31 AM
There will be no games. The floor will always be wet with all them b!tches around me...Just sayin' :pimp:
3/4 of them girls will eventually end up pregz. :D
Get your ass back in the strip club Shady.
iznogood
07-04-2015, 11:35 AM
My statsheet would look like Kobe's.
1 rape per game...
kennethgriffin
07-04-2015, 11:45 AM
delusional as always
if u ever in toronto come hit me up and we can hoop up to 21 and settle this shit
its a guaranteed 40 minutes. and no matter what with that amount of given time you'l automatically get 2-3 assists. and automatically get 3-4 rebounds.. even by being out of position and barely trying to get those stats. the ball will find you in both instances
and i would only shoot when i'm wide open. getting 40 minutes with wnba defense i would assume i'd be open atleast 10 times during a game. equalling 4 field goals a game. two 2 pointers, 2 three pointer, equalling 10 points. and on the floor 40 minutes you're guaranteed atleast 2-3 free throws just off bonus/team fouls
13ppg minimum. 15ppg on a good day
atleast 3-4 rebounds
atleast 2-3 assists
its absolutely possible even for a solid player. and i consider myself a pretty good player
HylianNightmare
07-04-2015, 06:45 PM
At least 10 fingerbangs a game
That's all I'd be doing
kunk75
07-04-2015, 07:43 PM
there's not 10 wnba players i'd finger bang after a stint alone on a desert island
ArbitraryWater
07-04-2015, 07:46 PM
Droid would be Wilt.. would bully them with his fat belly
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