David Blatt compares Lebron to moses

[Smook B]

Don't know to much about Moses but lebron isn't anything like him :biggums:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2514235-david-blatt-boldy-predicts-cavs-championship-compares-lebron-to-moses

[JerrySeinfeld]

Blatt is LeBron's bitch, maybe LeBron told him to say that.

[imdaman99]

Lebron doesn't have half the heart Moses did :oldlol: Moses carried a bunch of scrubs to the promised land. Lebron had his chance to this year and couldn't.

[ArbitraryWater]

Lebron doesn't have half the heart Moses did :oldlol: Moses carried a bunch of scrubs to the promised land. Lebron had his chance to this year and couldn't.

I think you have zero clue what you're talking about right now :lol

[K Xerxes]

And Jordan is Jesus. Bran stays losing. :applause:

[Sakkreth]

Lebron doesn't have half the heart Moses did :oldlol: Moses carried a bunch of scrubs to the promised land. Lebron had his chance to this year and couldn't.

ish... :facepalm

[MontaHardaway]

:oldlol: Moses carried a bunch of scrubs to the promised land.


Joshua and Aaron weren't scrubs.

[RedBlackAttack]

Joshua and Aaron weren't scrubs.
Moses also walked the desert for some time, I believe.

[imdaman99]

Sheesh it was a joke guys. Albeit a bad one :oldlol: Don't jump on me

[GIF REACTION]

And Jordan is Jesus. Bran stays losing. :applause:
Jesus got owned by The Romans

[outbreak]

Both are characters made up for children so it's a good comparison

[RedBlackAttack]

Both are characters made up for children so it's a good comparison
Oh snap.

[ArbitraryWater]

Sheesh it was a joke guys. Albeit a bad one :oldlol: Don't jump on me

in that case :oldlol: yeah, now that I'm reading "heart" and "promised land" again... :lol


Jesus got owned by The Romans

then Hitler came and took a shit on the Romans

[QuebecBaller]

I thought Moses did all his shits without any help

Lebron can't do shit if he doesn't have any help

[Sakkreth]

Sheesh it was a joke guys. Albeit a bad one :oldlol: Don't jump on me

Alright alright, I believe you. :cheers:

[Lebron23]

I thought Moses did all his shits without any help

Lebron can't do shit if he doesn't have any help


He had Joshua (Irving), and Aaron (Love)

[TripleA]

moses malone:bowdown:

[Foster5k]

God: "LeBron stretch out your staff."

LeBron: "But it's too tiny." :lebroncry:

[HylianNightmare]

Both are characters made up for children so it's a good comparison
:lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed: :lebronamazed:

[SHAQisGOAT]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/niA1HKj2OfQ/hqdefault.jpg

http://a.abcnews.com/images/Sports/espnapi_dm_150414_nba_jr_smith_lebron_real_mvp_wma in.jpg


:confusedshrug:

[Foster5k]

God: "LeBron, I task you to get my children, out of bondage, from the hands of Pharoh."

LeBron: "Fine. But, I'm going to need your son Jesus to help me."

God: "Whatever."

LeBron: "Also, I'm going to need the Holy Ghost for back up."

God: "Why do you need so much help? I'll be with you. I am that I am. The alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end."

LeBron: "I know. I know. I'm beta God. You know me better than I know myself."

God: "Well, you're right. You are beta as ****. You also lack a clutch gene. Sorry about that. That one is on me. I made you that way. Alright, I'll send my son Jesus and the Holy Ghost to assist you on your task."

LeBron: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

24hrs later....

God: "LeBron! Why haven't my children been delivered! I gave you all the help you needed!"

LeBron: "I need more help!"

[zoom17]

God: "LeBron, I task you to get my children, out of bondage, from the hands of Pharoh."

LeBron: "Fine. But, I'm going to need your son Jesus to help me."

God: "Whatever."

LeBron: "Also, I'm going to need the Holy Ghost for back up."

God: "Why do you need so much help? I'll be with you. I am that I am. The alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end."

LeBron: "I know. I know. I'm beta God. You know me better than I know myself."

God: "Well, you're right. You are beta as ****. You also lack a clutch gene. Sorry about that. That one is on me. I made you that way. Alright, I'll send my son Jesus and the Holy Ghost to assist you on your task."

LeBron: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

24hrs later....

God: "LeBron! Why haven't my children been delivered! I gave you all the help you needed!"

LeBron: "I need more help!"

http://reactiongif.org/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/10/Stop-GIF_1.gif

[BallsOut]

God: "LeBron, I task you to get my children, out of bondage, from the hands of Pharoh."

LeBron: "Fine. But, I'm going to need your son Jesus to help me."

God: "Whatever."

LeBron: "Also, I'm going to need the Holy Ghost for back up."

God: "Why do you need so much help? I'll be with you. I am that I am. The alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end."

LeBron: "I know. I know. I'm beta God. You know me better than I know myself."

God: "Well, you're right. You are beta as ****. You also lack a clutch gene. Sorry about that. That one is on me. I made you that way. Alright, I'll send my son Jesus and the Holy Ghost to assist you on your task."

LeBron: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

24hrs later....

God: "LeBron! Why haven't my children been delivered! I gave you all the help you needed!"

LeBron: "I need more help!"

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[brownmamba00]

God: "LeBron, I task you to get my children, out of bondage, from the hands of Pharoh."

LeBron: "Fine. But, I'm going to need your son Jesus to help me."

God: "Whatever."

LeBron: "Also, I'm going to need the Holy Ghost for back up."

God: "Why do you need so much help? I'll be with you. I am that I am. The alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end."

LeBron: "I know. I know. I'm beta God. You know me better than I know myself."

God: "Well, you're right. You are beta as ****. You also lack a clutch gene. Sorry about that. That one is on me. I made you that way. Alright, I'll send my son Jesus and the Holy Ghost to assist you on your task."

LeBron: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

24hrs later....

God: "LeBron! Why haven't my children been delivered! I gave you all the help you needed!"

LeBron: "I need more help!"
:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol:

[kurple]

does this mean blatt is god?

[lakers_forever]

Both are characters made up for children so it's a good comparison

:facepalm Virtually every scholar in the western world believes Jesus existed as a historical person. Please name one full Professor of New Testament history, Ancient History or Classics anywhere in the Western World that don't think Jesus existed.
Denying Jesus existed is the atheist version of christians nutjobs denying evolution. Only radical anti-theists (Jesus) and fundamentalist christian (evolution) deny them.

[Straight_Ballin]

Don't know to much about Moses but lebron isn't anything like him :biggums:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2514235-david-blatt-boldy-predicts-cavs-championship-compares-lebron-to-moses

Sorry, but a 2/6 ring chasing colluding beta doesn't deserve to be compared to anything that even remotely resembles greatness. For someone over the age of 15 that actually knows what greatness is to do this is laughable at best.

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

God: "LeBron, I task you to get my children, out of bondage, from the hands of Pharoh."

LeBron: "Fine. But, I'm going to need your son Jesus to help me."

God: "Whatever."

LeBron: "Also, I'm going to need the Holy Ghost for back up."

God: "Why do you need so much help? I'll be with you. I am that I am. The alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end."

LeBron: "I know. I know. I'm beta God. You know me better than I know myself."

God: "Well, you're right. You are beta as ****. You also lack a clutch gene. Sorry about that. That one is on me. I made you that way. Alright, I'll send my son Jesus and the Holy Ghost to assist you on your task."

LeBron: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

24hrs later....

God: "LeBron! Why haven't my children been delivered! I gave you all the help you needed!"

LeBron: "I need more help!"

:oldlol:


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Hey look, a LeBron that doesn't think it was funny. :rolleyes:

[Himan12]

I thought from reading the title he was talking about moses malone....

[Foster5k]

I thought from reading the title he was talking about moses malone....
We're talking about David Blatt. Nothing this guy says ever makes sense.

[Real14]

Bron would of Lechoked way before having a chance to part the red sea.

[STATUTORY]

n99a would straight up joined the egyptians

[Hey Yo]

Sheesh it was a joke guys. Albeit a bad one :oldlol: Don't jump on me
:facepalm

Just take the L like a man and admit you're clueless about MM

[MVBallin2K]

This isn't too far off of a comparison IMO. Lebron makes defenses part like the Red Sea in the 4th quarter, because there's no sense in guarding him with the brick or pass coming.

[Euroleague]

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