View Full Version : Snooze Button is RetOarded
Bless Mathews
07-09-2015, 09:58 AM
Don't do shit but make you late.
Like after 10 more minutes of sleep you like "ahhh yea! I'm so rested!!!"
Fuccin crack button.
RidonKs
07-09-2015, 10:29 AM
Fuccin crack button.
:lol
rufuspaul
07-09-2015, 10:33 AM
It's funny how your brain works early in the morning. You actually rationalize that the extra 5-10 minutes is gonna make a world of difference.
Back in college I would set my alarm 1.5 hours before class and do snooze alarms for over an hour :facepalm
I'm pretty good at jumping out of bed at the first ring now.
highwhey
07-09-2015, 10:49 AM
It's funny how your brain works early in the morning. You actually rationalize that the extra 5-10 minutes is gonna make a world of difference.
Also playing with your boner like it's a manual transmission shifter
Bless Mathews
07-09-2015, 12:39 PM
:lol
Hittin it and hittin it.
:facepalm
Back in HS my body would wake up before the alarm by like 5 minutes
thefatmiral
07-09-2015, 01:04 PM
I agree but feels too good and I cant resist. I struggle getting up sometimes and that five minute snooze going off again puts a panic in me to get up.
thefatmiral
07-09-2015, 01:05 PM
we should all just go to sleep earlier. problem solved.
Dresta
07-09-2015, 01:49 PM
It's funny how your brain works early in the morning. You actually rationalize that the extra 5-10 minutes is gonna make a world of difference.
And it always feels like nothing :lol
Bless Mathews
07-09-2015, 03:06 PM
I agree but feels too good and I cant resist. I struggle getting up sometimes and that five minute snooze going off again puts a panic in me to get up.
That's only plus.
But you still gonna be fuccin late.
32jazz
07-09-2015, 04:28 PM
Back in college I would set my alarm 1.5 hours before class and do snooze alarms for over an hour :facepalm
I'm pretty good at jumping out of bed at the first ring now.
You must put the alarm far enough away that it requires you to get up & walk across the room to turn it off.
You must put the alarm far enough away that it requires you to get up & walk across the room to turn it off.
I tried all the tricks back in the day. I also had multiple alarms. The problem was, I would get up, grab the alarm and bring it back to bed with me to put it on snooze. The only thing that worked was adjusting to not having enough time for a snooze alarm.
It's funny how your brain works early in the morning. You actually rationalize that the extra 5-10 minutes is gonna make a world of difference.
what cracks me up or at least how i crack myself up is the math you do in a half awake stupor..
hit snooze. goes off again and you start doing "ok it takes 5 minutes to wash my face brush teeth etc etc etc another 10 to get dressed and grab coffee and i have to leave at 8 so that means i can hit the snooze button x more times at nine minutes per snooze"
Bless Mathews
07-09-2015, 05:57 PM
what cracks me up or at least how i crack myself up is the math you do in a half awake stupor..
hit snooze. goes off again and you start doing "ok it takes 5 minutes to wash my face brush teeth etc etc etc another 10 to get dressed and grab coffee and i have to leave at 8 so that means i can hit the snooze button x more times at nine minutes per snooze"
Hahahahahahahahaha
Dats real right there.
outbreak
07-09-2015, 06:01 PM
I usually wake before my alarm or it jolts me awake. Ive never used snooze before.
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