Shaq Kazaam grants you one wish - What do you wish for?

[Fowl]

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This guy pops out of a bottle, and he grants you one wish.

RULES:

The wish has to be NBA Related.
Can wish for any NBA Transaction to happen.
Can wish for anything to happen to a player.
Can NOT wish to be a player.
Can wish for any player current or past to be rejuvenated.
No CavsFTW, players can't be revived.
Can't ask for more wishes.

[Fowl]

I wish Derrick Rose comes back better than ever next year. Even better than 2011.

[Foster5k]

Turn current Michael Jordan's body into his peak NBA body.

Game over for the league.

[Springsteen]

Make me the next Micheal Jordan of the league.

Any other wish is retarded.

[Fowl]

Make me the next Micheal Jordan of the league.

Any other wish is retarded.
You're not a current or past NBA player, so that wish is invalid.

[BasedTom]

heat draft westbrook over beasley

[Cocaine80s]

Kill Magic_32

[Foster5k]

Kill Magic_32
:oldlol:

That would place you as accessory to murder. Bad idea.

[Smook B]

Were you high while making this thread?

[FreezingTsmoove]

LebRon loses another finals

[Fowl]

LebRon loses another finals
What a waste of a wish..

[bigkingsfan]

To fk Anjali Ranadive.

[Foster5k]

LebRon loses another finals
:oldlol:

Genie would smack the shit out of you for that wish.

[Heisenberg]

LebRon loses another finals
http://media.giphy.com/media/Ij87d6qbAhdJe/giphy.gif

[LAL]

Obviously give kobe a BJ. Great thread btw

[Hittin_Shots]

You're not a current or past NBA player, so that wish is invalid.

Wishing to be in the NBA is NBA related L taker. Read your own rules.

[Fowl]

Wishing to be in the NBA is NBA related L taker. Read your own rules.
You have no correlation with the NBA other than you follow it. By related to the NBA I mean DIRECTLY within the NBA.

It's an NBA wish, not a "make my life less pathetic" wish.

[Marchesk]

Time travel rookie Wilt to the 76ers in place of Embiid.

Time travel isn't against the rules.

[bdreason]

Warriors trade Andrew Bogut for Anthony Davis.

[StephHamann]

Lebron with a thick healthy hairline

[smoovegittar]

Give me James Dolan's job. I'll handle this shit - :D

[eeeeeebro]

I Wish To Be Owner Of Cleveland And I Would Buy Lebrons Contract Out

[RRR3]

T-Mac somehow wins a ring in 2003


Actually:

All of my 3 favorite players (TMac LBJ Chalmers) have at least 3 rings. Most efficient wish.

[kentatm]

I wish for Deandre Jordan to stub the same toe every single day for the next 4 years.

[nzahir]

This is tough, I got 2 go with one of these 2
1. Steve nash wins a ring in phoenix in 2010 or 2007 if spurs and refs didnt cheat them

2. Cavs won the championship this year

[Fowl]

I wish for Deandre Jordan to stub the same toe every single day for the next 4 years.
LMFAO!

[ShawkFactory]

I get to watch Tmac from his Magic days again. Preferably playing on the Hawks and a ring is won.

[atljonesbro]

That the Hawks win the 2016 NBA championship in game 7 on a 35 foot catch and shoot game winning 3 down 2 as time expires by Kyle Korver