What should the "Michael Jordan" award represent?

[Fawker]

because it will be considered and a lock

[RRR3]

Smallest dick size

[Fawker]

What should the "Michael Jordan" award represent?

[warriorfan]

Most Alpha, Steph Curry would win the award

[Fallen Angel]

Most Dominant Player of the Year?

You could name that the Shaquille O'Neal and Wilt Chamberlain award, too.

The Wilt Chamberlain Award of Dominance sounds better than the Michael Jordan Award.

[WorldWarriors]

because it will be considered and a lock The ultimate competitor. He didn't want to just beat you, he wanted to annihilate you, humiliate you and turn you into roadkill on his way to a trophy.

The only player that would come close to winning that award would be Kobe because that's who's game Kobe emulated.

[Kobe_6/8]

The NBA player who put their father's life in peril the most.

[ClipperRevival]

The ultimate competitor. He didn't want to just beat you, he wanted to annihilate you, humiliate you and turn you into roadkill on his way to a trophy.

The only player that would come close to winning that award would be Kobe because that's who's game Kobe emulated.

That's what I loved about MJ. A true killer and the most alpha dog to ever play the game (with respect to Kobe).

[Mr. Jabbar]

length & girth

[poeticism707]

because it will be considered and a lock

The "Michael Jordan" award should be given to smoked out, cocaine heads, who are elitists pricks that treat poor people like shit, when "Just like Mike", they are too lazy to even show up to the common man's job, let alone work it. Also, just like Jordan, they are great liars, and fool people into thinking they are a leader, when in fact they are bullies, picking on those smaller and weaker, just like Mike, who gave Steve Kerr a black eye it practice because
Mike didn't like Steve Kerr kicking his ass in some useless scrimmage.

Don't even mention a Jordan award: dude sucks hard in the humanity department.

You couldn't pay me good money to "be like Mike."

[Real14]

Opposite of lebron. The only way bronna can win it if he wins a ring with only 1 other all star thoughout the entire season reguardless of injuries (2015 finals for example which led to well deserved 2/6).

[dunksby]

Some kinda best NBA baseball player trophy?

[Rolando]

For relentless, aggressive, attack on both offence and defense.

[duskovujosevic]

gambling addiction

[DaHeezy]

MDT
Most demoralizing teammate

[Angel Face]

"Most clutch ice cold killer"

Good luck Lebron, no chance on that award.

[gilalizard]

Most competitive.

Though how that that would be determined I'm not sure. Perhaps it's just a "know it when you see it" kind of thing.

[Joyner82reload]

Renaming the scoring champion award the Michael Jordan award makes most sense..or most points scored in the Finals

[I<3NBA]

Michael Jordan award - is given to a player who has won the MVP, FMVP, DPOY in the same year and his team must also have won 60+ in the same year.

[ninephive]

Players who had a losing record for 5+ seasons of their career, but won titles when they had the most stacked roster and best coach in history.

[Nikola_]

people act like MJ was / is babied by the nba yet no award is named after him.
thing is nba logo is considered clutch but is 1/9, finals mvp giver actually never won the finals mvp. one of the 2 has to be named after him

[coin24]

The no thanks from madonna award. Too small. So technically bran would get it every year:lol :lol

Ball related would be ice cold clutch gawd award. Kobe would win it every year:bowdown:

[scandisk_]

win the MVP + Finals MVP

The Michael Jordan award, even though it's less prestigious compared to the major awards. It still be a feat like no other.

[Jailblazers7]

Largest divorce settlement?

[MMM]

it should represent the same thing that the Mike Pearson award represents

[MMM]

does anyone think that nba should announce its award winners in a award night presentation or keep the current format???

I'm sure that the nba could make a nice penny in revenue with the amount of viewers it can generate on an award night

[RRR3]

The no thanks from madonna award. Too small. So technically bran would get it every year:lol :lol

Ball related would be ice cold clutch gawd award. Kobe would win it every year:bowdown:
I already said this :coleman:

[nightprowler10]

Haters out in droves. :lol

[West-Side]

Resilience, Clutch & Adaptability.

Alpha like Curry, Duncan, Kobe, Dirk, LeBron* etc. are eligible for this type of prestige.
Wade was a great example in 2006.

Arenas in 2005; he was clutch as hell. Even Lin for a certain period of time with NY. I don't think we reward "clutch" with an award, so perhaps that would be the perfect award to name after Michael?

I mean the flu game, the take-over mentality and the countless winning shots.

Basically, lets reward the player that was MOST clutch during the year (either after the NBA finals or before the playoffs begin). But I think excluding playoffs will do the award injustice.

[MMM]

best player voted by the players

im guessing

Bron would win from 11 and on

Kobe from 06 - 10 with Duncan in contention in 06, 7

Duncan and Shaq from 99 to 05 would be the likely contenders

[GimmeThat]

the best pound for pound player

Spud Webb won a dunking championship


would this change how GM's draft?

probably not even past just a few years

[kennethgriffin]

Most Alpha, Steph Curry would win the award


Jordan was actually really insecure most of his life

Hes always worried about what everyone thinks.. hes kinda like lebron except actually successful


Kobe is the truest alpha. Dude hasnt given 2 ****s what the world thinks since 2003



Jordans hof speech was sad to say the least. It showed hes not secure or satisfied with the way people judge him yet


Not alpha in life. Maybe just with a ball i guess




The jordan award should be scoring titles i guess

[West-Side]

Jordan was actually really insecure most of his life

Hes always worried about what everyone thinks.. hes kinda like lebron except actually successful


Kobe is the truest alpha. Dude hasnt given 2 ****s what the world thinks since 2003



Jordans hof speech was sad to say the least. It showed hes not secure or satisfied with the way people judge him yet


Not alpha in life. Maybe just with a ball i guess




The jordan award should be scoring titles i guess

You just made me spit out my drink. :roll:

[jlip]

Renaming the scoring champion award the Michael Jordan award makes most sense..or most points scored in the Finals

This

[FKAri]

The no thanks from madonna award. Too small. So technically bran would get it every year:lol :lol

Ball related would be ice cold clutch gawd award. Kobe would win it every year:bowdown:


:roll: :roll: :roll:

inb4 samuraiswish

[ShawkFactory]

Jordan was actually really insecure most of his life

Hes always worried about what everyone thinks.. hes kinda like lebron except actually successful


Kobe is the truest alpha. Dude hasnt given 2 ****s what the world thinks since 2003



Jordans hof speech was sad to say the least. It showed hes not secure or satisfied with the way people judge him yet


Not alpha in life. Maybe just with a ball i guess




The jordan award should be scoring titles i guess
You guess??????? Had you taken a test like the SAT I would wager you didn't do very well.

Anyway, it should be the most outstanding player, regardless of team accomplishments.

[IncarceratedBob]

The no thanks from madonna award. Too small. So technically bran would get it every year:lol :lol

Ball related would be ice cold clutch gawd award. Kobe would win it every year:bowdown:
:roll: :applause:

[FKAri]

It should be awarded to those who get rejected by a white girl but DO NOT resort to rape.

Every year the award should come out with "Not Kobe" inscribed on it.

[sdot_thadon]

This
Agree,
wait they don't even give out a trophy for that do they? The only "award" that's not really an award......

[riseagainst]

Pippen should get an award: biggest d1ck award.

[3ball]

the "full stat" award.. :lol... opposite of the "empty stat" award.. which should also exist.. this is something that could actually be mathematically figured out.

the "full stat" award is awarded to the player who puts up the best stats, while not diminishing the stats of teammates.. by not diminishing the stats of teammates, a team can maximize it's capacity and never underachieve - hence the term "full" stats.

MJ's teams virtually never underachieved or underperformed their playoff seeding because his style allowed teammates to play to capacity alongside him, thus preventing any possibility of underachievement.

otoh, many greats like shaq, dirk, and lebron frequently miss the Finals despite being the 1-seed!!

[4 Inches]

Player with the faggiest fan who will defend anything about said player.

[Young X]

No letdowns, no underperforming, no underachieving and no choking.

Not saying these never happened at all but it happened less with MJ than the other greats.

[G0ATbe]

players that were almost as good as kobe.

[sdot_thadon]

No letdowns, no underperforming, no underachieving and no choking.

Not saying these never happened at all but it happened less with MJ than the other greats.
Then you just killed your own idea....

[3ball]

The MJ award should be called the "full stat" award.. :lol... opposite of the "empty stat" award.. which should also exist.. this is something that could actually be mathematically figured out.

the "full stat" award is awarded to the player who puts up the best stats, while not diminishing the stats of teammates.. by not diminishing the stats of teammates, a team can maximize it's capacity and never underachieve - hence the term "full" stats, as opposed to "empty" stats that don't prevent underachievement or losing.

MJ's teams virtually never underachieved or underperformed their playoff seeding because his style allowed teammates to play to capacity alongside him, thus preventing any possibility of underachievement.. Since the Bulls never underachieved, MJ's stats were "full".

otoh, many greats like shaq, dirk, and lebron frequently miss the Finals despite being the 1-seed!!.. Which means they had empty stats that weren't EFFECTIVE in accomplishing winning.


i gotta tell ya, i'm pretty happy with this post.
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[SpecialQue]

the "full stat" award.. :lol... opposite of the "empty stat" award.. which should also exist.. this is something that could actually be mathematically figured out.

the "full stat" award is awarded to the player who puts up the best stats, while not diminishing the stats of teammates.. by not diminishing the stats of teammates, a team can maximize it's capacity and never underachieve - hence the term "full" stats.

MJ's teams virtually never underachieved or underperformed their playoff seeding because his style allowed teammates to play to capacity alongside him, thus preventing any possibility of underachievement.

otoh, many greats like shaq, dirk, and lebron frequently miss the Finals despite being the 1-seed!!

I was wondering when fvckface over here would make an appearance.

[ShawkFactory]

i gotta tell ya, i'm pretty happy with this post.
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Gotta tell ya, I'd be pretty happy if the person you loved and trusted the most raped and then decapitated you.

[sdot_thadon]

Gotta tell ya, I'd be pretty happy if the person you loved and trusted the most raped and then decapitated you.
:lebronamazed:

[CavaliersFTW]

Wreckless gambling

[FKAri]

Gotta tell ya, I'd be pretty happy if the person you loved and trusted the most raped and then decapitated you.

firm but fair

http://i.minus.com/iVwcVxx94TkrS.gif

[MrC1991]

Gotta tell ya, I'd be pretty happy if the person you loved and trusted the most raped and then decapitated you.

God damn man :biggums:

[3ball]

God damn man :biggums:



Don't be too hard on him for melting down - to his credit, the post was ether:





The MJ award should be called the "full stat" award.. :lol... opposite of the "empty stat" award.. which should also exist.. this is something that could actually be mathematically figured out.

the "full stat" award is awarded to the player who puts up the best stats, while not diminishing the stats of teammates.. by not diminishing the stats of teammates, a team can maximize it's capacity and never underachieve - hence the term "full" stats, as opposed to "empty" stats that don't prevent underachievement or losing.

MJ's teams virtually never underachieved or underperformed their playoff seeding because his style allowed teammates to play to capacity alongside him, thus preventing any possibility of underachievement.. Since the Bulls never underachieved, MJ's stats were "full".

otoh, many greats like shaq, dirk, and lebron frequently miss the Finals despite being the 1-seed!!.. Which means they had empty stats that weren't EFFECTIVE in accomplishing winning.

[ShawkFactory]

Don't be too hard on him for melting down - to his credit, the post was ether:
:lol

You think that post is why I said that? Poor soul. I take it back, you deserve purgatory at least.

[#number6ix#]

Scoring title is the obvious choice

[SpecialQue]

Now that 0balls has made an appearance, there probably should be an award for posters who single-handedly get ISH to talk shit about players due to incessantly obnoxious stanning.

The Jlauber award has a nice ring to it.

[Doranku]

Playoff MVP

[nzahir]

If im being serious- Fmvp
If im not serious- Gambling Addict award

[HighFlyer23]

This site is a converging point for stupidity

[3ball]

:facepalm

[3ball]

No letdowns, no underperforming, no underachieving and no choking.

Not saying these never happened at all but it happened less with MJ than the other greats.


:applause:

I missed this before - yes - MJ's stats were "full" stats, because they always resulted in the team reaching it's ceiling and therefore never underperforming.

.. as opposed to "empty" stats that result in team underperformance.

Full stats reflect a higher skill level, more optimal style, and mastery of the game.

The Michael Jordan Full Stats Award

[AlphaWolf24]

the player who moved the most shoes....?

[FKAri]

Now that 0balls has made an appearance, there probably should be an award for posters who single-handedly get ISH to talk shit about players due to incessantly obnoxious stanning.

The Jlauber award has a nice ring to it.

The Euroleague award

[stephanieg]

The ultimate competitor.

That's why he retired so many times.

[PsychoBe]

killing your own father

[BasedTom]

shouldn't be a yearly award that has to be given out, but rather something like winning the treble or the triple crown. it could happen multiple times in a generation or once in 100 years of the sport.

winning 3 fmvps in a row? winning 3+ rings and a finals mvp on the same team? (no ringchasing)

[Kobe_6/8]

the player who moved the most shoes....?

This is a good one. Whatever player sells the most apparel should get the "Michael Jordan" award.