How long has LAZERUSS been defending LeBron?

[JohnMax]

I only started noticing it after Lebron went http://i.imgur.com/ooSkFm5.jpg

[SpecialQue]

It started when 3Ball started his Jordan dicksucking.

[Bernie Nips]

I think it was because Bird still has more rings than LeBron in less seasons and he was hoping this would put LeBron over the top of Bird in the rankings of Small Forward.

[imnew09]

When he learned Bran got a small d***

[funnystuff]

OP started liking GSW last season. :roll: :roll:

[TripleA]

It started when 3Ball started his Jordan dicksucking.

Was 3ball ever a regular poster

[Lebron23]

It started when 3Ball started his Jordan dicksucking.


This

Lazeruss is a quality poster.

@Bernie Nips

LeBron is better than Bird. I doubt Bird is capable of leading that Cavaliers team without Love and Irving in the finals.

[LAZERUSS]

It started when 3Ball started his Jordan dicksucking.

This.

As a matter of fact, I am not a huge Lebron fan. He has had his share of "failures", too.

Incidently I have been one to defend Kobe here, as well. BUT, I have also ripped his play in his Finals. Still, without his play in the WC playoffs, Shaq doesn't win three straight FMVPs.

[Lebron23]

When he learned Bran got a small d***


I already question your manhood. Why are you so obsessed with LeBron's dick size??

[coin24]

I think laz just likes the insecure guys, it's his type. Whether it's due to there small pen.is or hidden homosexuality..:confusedshrug:

[warriorfan]

I think laz just likes the insecure guys, it's his type. Whether it's due to there small pen.is or hidden homosexuality..:confusedshrug:

He can relate to their struggle

[LAZERUSS]

I think laz just likes the insecure guys, it's his type. Whether it's due to there small pen.is or hidden homosexuality..:confusedshrug:

Lebron has been the best player in the league for the last five seasons, and arguably the last seven.

Chamberlain was the best player in the league the entire decade of the 60's.

[Asukal]

I'd take Lebron over Wilt when all is said and done. :applause:

While lebron might say stupid statements in public every once in a while, at least he doesn't feel the need for tall tales. :rockon:

[gts]

Laz started defending Lebron when his finals record started looking like Wilt's....

[LAZERUSS]

Laz started defending Lebron when his finals record started looking like Wilt's....

Of course, Chamberlain was the best player on the floor in four of his six finals...while Kobe was the best player on the floor in two of his seven, and even one of those was questionable.

[Poochymama]

Lebron is better than Wilt when you adjust for minutes/era/competition/pace, and most importantly playoff choking.

Lebron has been great every year except one(though he choked in one finals), meanwhile Wilt regressed in literally every postseason.

[sportjames23]

Laz started defending Lebron when his finals record started looking like Wilt's....

Ouch. :oldlol:

[Mr Feeny]

Lebron has been the best player in the league for the last five seasons, and arguably the last seven.

Chamberlain was the best player in the league the entire decade of the 60's.

You misspelt Russell.

[Mr Feeny]

Lebron is better than Wilt when you adjust for minutes/era/competition/pace, and most importantly playoff choking.

Lebron has been great every year except one(though he choked in one finals), meanwhile Wilt regressed in literally every postseason.

Lebron is leagues above him. Wilt is a 22 ppg playoff scorer and an 18 ppg finals scorer. Lebron does that in his sleep against better defensive schemes while being a playmaker.

[Dray n Klay]

LMAO, he stopped defending LeBron since he surpassed 3" WiltCHOKE's Finals record

[LAZERUSS]

LMAO, he stopped defending LeBron since he surpassed 3" WiltCHOKE's Finals record

The irony.

LeQUIT displayed his puny 3" shrinkage to the entire world.

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[Dray n Klay]

A lot of speculation about Wilt's sexuality, too. I think it was Jerry West (or another one of Wilt's teammates during that era) who said he never saw Wilt with a woman, despite his reputation as a promiscuous playboy.

Wilt likely invented his playboy status to cover up the fact he was gay/bisexual. Much like AC Green hid behind Christianity. ...

[scuzzy]

...
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[LAZERUSS]

The King of QUIT...LeQUIT.

Began early in his career...

http://www.espn.com/nba/news/story?id=2655852




James was widely criticized on sports talk radio and by TV pundits for leaving the floor in the final seconds Tuesday night in a 104-95 overtime loss to Atlanta. After missing a 3-pointer with 15 seconds left, he began walking off the floor toward Cleveland's locker room while the Hawks dribbled out the clock.

Then came his infamous '07 Finals.

Shot a horrific .356 in a four game sweep. And in that game four one point loss... 10-30 from the floor, and 2-6 from the line.

In his ONE Eastern Conference series in which he actually faced a great team, the '08 Celtics... shot .355 from the floor.

Then came the '09 ECF's, where he "led" his 66-16 team down the drain against the Magic. Let's ask his OWNER about that one...

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/07/dan_gilbert_says_lebron_james.html


Gilbert also said he believes James quit on the Cavs in Game 6 of their series in 2009 against Orlando.

"Go back and look at the tape," he said. "How many shots did he take?"


Sure enough...here was the box score from that game...

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200905300ORL.html


And, as bad as that QUIT JOB was, he followed it up with his performance in the 2010 ECSF's...

Again, let's ask his OWNER...

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/07/dan_gilbert_says_lebron_james.html


"He quit," Gilbert said. "Not just in Game 5, but in Games 2, 4 and 6. Watch the tape. The Boston series was unlike anything in the history of sports for a superstar."

And we have the famous footage of game five as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdqy27KsqYk

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201005110CLE.html

3-14 from the floor.


2011 Finals. Goes from leading scorer on his team, to dropping 10 ppg and only third leading scorer. Watches Bus Rider Wade choke away the clinching game six. Gets badly outplayed by Jason Terry, and can't score a point when defended by the 5-8 JJ Barea.

How about this game four in that series...

http://20secondtimeout.blogspot.com/2011/06/dallas-lone-star-outshines-miamis-three.html


The turning point of the series took place in game four when Nowitzki overcame a 100-plus degree fever and scored 10 of his 21 points in the fourth quarter--including a driving layup that put the Mavs up 84-81 with 14.4 seconds remaining--as Dallas tied the series at 2-2. It is no coincidence that the momentum shifted precisely during the first game in this series when James clearly quit (an accusation I base not on numbers but on observable effort level at both ends of the court); after game four, some media members threw around words like "disengaged" and "disinterested" and "detached" to describe James' performance but those terms are just fancy ways to avoid bluntly speaking the truth: James is the most talented player in the NBA, there is nothing wrong with him physically and he quit during a pivotal playoff game. It was funny to hear Jon Barry--who must be the most incompetent NBA analyst who ever actually played in the NBA--declare that if James were still a Cavalier then we would know to expect a big performance from him in game five but that because James now plays for the more talented Heat it was not clear what he would do. Apparently, Barry forgot that James quit versus Boston in game five last year--but Magic Johnson did not let Barry (or James) off the hook, declaring, "I'm sorry, I can't go with that. I can't go with that. I played with two Hall of Famers myself and I didn't say, 'I've got to worry about what Kareem (Abdul-Jabbar) is going to do. I've got to worry about what James (Worthy) is going to do.' I came out to dominate if it was a big game and we needed to win that game. He's got to come out with that type of mindset. Let Wade play his game. Let Bosh play his game. He's got to deliver. That's why he signed with Miami. He signed to win the championship. He wanted that pressure. Well, guess what--the pressure's on you. So deliver."

All of the deserved criticism James received for quitting in game four should not obscure the reality that even though Wade played hard throughout the contest he did not distinguish himself in the clutch, missing a key free throw at the :30.1 mark of the fourth quarter that could have tied the score at 81 and then fumbling a pass when he was the first option to attempt a potentially tying three pointer on the game's final possession. Neither miscue should be surprising--Wade is not a great free throw shooter and he has a tendency to be careless with the ball (during his career, Wade turns the ball over 20% more frequently than Kobe Bryant on a per minute basis). It seems like many people have forgotten that before LeBron James became Miami's best player this season Wade's Heat failed to win a single playoff series from 2007-2010.


Continued...

[LAZERUSS]

Continuing...

2013 Finals. Down 3-2 in game six, and playing like shit the entire game, he goes 1-4 in the last four minutes, and in the last seconds of regulation throws up a wild prayer that misses so badly, that an out of position Chris "Can't Do" Bosh taps it out to Ray Allen, who hits the series-saving three. Even in OT, LeChoke chokes, going 1-3. Carried by his teammates to a title.

2014 Finals. The most worthless 28-8-4 .679 TS% performance in Finals history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y02r-Dz5cMw

Plays like shit when the games are close, and then PADS his stats when the games are blowouts.

QUITS on his team in game one, using the famous "menstrual cramps" as an excuse, and the QUITS again in game five...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PesQ1yA6g

Just a KNOWN QUITTER.


2015?

http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/04/lebron-james-quit-on-cavs-before-taking-two-week-break


ESPN's Brian Windhorst aka "The LeBron Whisperer" made a bombshell appearance on Bill Simmons' podcast yesterday. Face-to-face with Simmons (who was probably squealing inside at all the #insider #information being dropped), Windhorst spilled a few nuggets on how LeBron's first season back with the Cleveland Cavaliers has developed. In addition to mentioning that it's LeBron, not head coach David Blatt calling many of the Cavs' plays, Windhorst told a story about how LeBron had to quit on the team before they'd let him rest up.

“[Cavs GM] David Griffin tells the story. He said that LeBron had been moping for weeks," Windhorst said.


Speaking of Windhorst...

http://factoryofsadness.co/2015/04/19/brian-windhorst-choking-is-what-lebron-james-is-prone-to-do/


“Everything that LeBron does, his going into a bunker, turning off social media; These are all anti-choking maneuvers…the choke is what Lebron is prone to do. And so everything he’s doing in the postseason is to avoid that choke.”

2015 Finals:

Goes 21-59 in 4th quarters and OT, and shoots .351 when defended by FMVP Iguadala.

Goes 2-8 in the 4th quarter, and 0-4 in OT, and yet watches his TEAMMATES WIN game two!

Shoots a horrific .398 overall, and is worthless in the last three games of the Finals. No player has ever put up a more pathetic 36 ppg series in NBA history. Loses the FMVP to a ROLE player off the bench. And to be honest, was just DOMINATED by him when he was defended by him.

And, in the most pivotal game of the series...game four... a 103-82 loss...

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/06/the_lebron_james_finals_rundow_3.html


4th Quarter

Stats: 0 PTS, 3 RBS, 1 AST, 0-2 FG, 0-0 FT

Highlight: James assisted another Mozgov layup with 6:33 left, if you'd like to call it a highlight.

Briefing: Spent. Done. Regroup. The body language screamed it and the scoreboard showed it. Coach David Blatt sat James to start the fourth, but had to go back to him at 10:12 with the Warriors up 10. It mattered none. James had a jumper blocked by Barnes, Iguodala stole the ball from him, and he took just two shots in about seven minutes. The icing came when Curry walked in for a layup and all five Cavs, including James, just stood and stared. That was at 3:06 and the score was Golden State 98, Cleveland 79. Really, Blatt could've folded up shop to prepare for Game 5 even earlier.

Totals: 20 PTS, 12 RBS, 8 AST, 7-22 FG, 5-10 FT, 41 MIN

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/lebron-james-had-the-worst-awesome-performance-in-nba-finals-history


Andre Iguodala was the rightful recipient of the Finals MVP and certainly deserved to win it by more than the 7-4 margin he had over LeBron. Why? Despite LeBron’s prodigious numbers, his offensive efficiency was garbage — and that’s being kind. Iggy was like a wall, holding LeBron to just eight uncontested shots prior to Game 6 and forcing The King into an 11-46 shooting performance when he was D’ing him up.

That’s the stat of a desperate man. A man who has no answers with the loss of teammates Kyrie Irving and Kevin Love. Why did LeBron 35.8 points per game in the NBA Finals? Because he took so many shots that it’d have been impossible not to. His shooting nights, with Iguodala draped all over him: 18-38, 11-35, 14-34, 7-22, 15-34 and 13-33. That’s a .398 shooting percentage from the floor.

After a surprising lead of 2-1 games after 3, everyone knew Game 4 was the tipping point in the NBA Finals. James needed to win the game to put the Warriors away. So what did LeBron do with the series on the line? He put up 20 points on 7-22 shooting, a .314 shooting percentage, a 5-10 night from the free-throw line, with 12 rebounds and eight assists thrown in to make for what could have been one of the worst triple-doubles in Finals history. From January 1st through that night, LeBron had only scored fewer than 20 points in 10 games, many of which came in blowouts in which LeBron left the game early.

After his 13-33 performance in the series-clinching game, most of that due to Iguodala, there was no doubt who the actual winner should be especially when you consider that Iguodala — who didn’t start a game this season until the Finals — scored 22 points in that crucial Game 5 and 27 in the clincher. Those were his two highest point totals of the entire year.



Then...last year's Finals...

2016 Finals.

A complete bystander in the first four games. In the 4th game, he is content to lose the game, and in the last minute, when his team is down by nine points, and needs treys, he PADS his stats by taking uncontested layups on three straight possessions.

In that game, Dray taps him in his vaxxxa, and he cries to the NBA. The most prolific FLOPPER in NBA history...crying like the baby he has always been, and gets the Warriors best player suspended for game five. Of course, it is KYRIE who saves the series with a game five for the ages (only Wilt's must win game six of the '70 Finals is a higher scoring more FG% efficient Finals game in NBA history.)

Then, the LeCoward-Stopper, Iggy, injures his back early in game six, and with him barely able to walk, LePuke FINALLY has a 50% FG% game against him. His only one when defended by Iggy, in their 15 straight H2H's dating back to the '15 Finals. Even then, in the 4th quarter, the Jester shoots 2-7.

In game seven, LeChoke pulls his usual 4th quarter hiding act, and in the last four minutes, shoots his usual 0-4. Fortunately for LeChoke, it is again, KYRIE who wins the series with a clutch three (oh, and another teammate, Love, makes the game-saving stop.)

And the same Draymond who was suspended in game five, just DOMINATES game seven, running away with the scoring, rebounding, and all of the efficiency marks...and is easily the best player on the floor.


Court Jester James...King of QUIT.

LeQUIT.

[LAZERUSS]

...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=11094781&postcount=45


Originally Posted by Harvey Pollack
"All I can tell you is what happened on the night when we (76ers) beat the Warriors for the championship in 1967," Pollack said. "After I finished with all my duties at the game, I finally got back to our hotel in San Francisco. I was staying on the same floor as Wilt. As I got off the elevator, all I could see was the hallway filled with women -- tall ones, short ones, every color, every shape you could think of, and they were lined up outside his room and down the hall.

"I made my way through the crowd and just as I got to his room, the door opened and there was Wilt. And all I heard him say was one word: 'Next.' "

[AirFederer]

Meltzeruzz

[Big164]

Lebron is leagues above him. Wilt is a 22 ppg playoff scorer and an 18 ppg finals scorer. Lebron does that in his sleep against better defensive schemes while being a playmaker.
You know damn well the majority of Wilts finals games occurred after age 32. Keep playing dumb bich.

No one will ever average 50 again. Wilt will be remembered a thousand years from now while Lebron's mediocre 27, 8,7 will be forgotten before trumps done being president.

[Mr Feeny]

LMAO, he stopped defending LeBron since he surpassed 3" WiltCHOKE's Finals record

:roll: :roll:

[Mr Feeny]

Of course, Chamberlain was the best player on the floor in four of his six finals...while Kobe was the best player on the floor in two of his seven, and even one of those was questionable.

Kobe does suck. Agreed there.

[Proctor]

The irony.

LeQUIT displayed his puny 3" shrinkage to the entire world.

:roll: :roll: :roll:
Almost spat out my food. :roll: :roll:

LAZERUSS is a straight savage. Huge walls of text without relying too heavily on copy and paste. No chill whatsoever as he murders these trolls. :lol

[tpols]

Laz has been killing em lately.. good work. :applause:

[Mr Feeny]

...

:roll: :roll:

[Rocketswin2013]

Lol. Laz has lost his wits.

[egokiller]

Laz has been killing em lately.. good work. :applause:

Lebron wouldn't need defending if the morons on this site that slurp him would correctly describe his career.

Was the guy a quitter early on in his career? Absolutely.
Did he learn from it? Yes.

[SouBeachTalents]

The King of QUIT...LeQUIT.

Began early in his career...

http://www.espn.com/nba/news/story?id=2655852





Then came his infamous '07 Finals.

Shot a horrific .356 in a four game sweep. And in that game four one point loss... 10-30 from the floor, and 2-6 from the line.

In his ONE Eastern Conference series in which he actually faced a great team, the '08 Celtics... shot .355 from the floor.

Then came the '09 ECF's, where he "led" his 66-16 team down the drain against the Magic. Let's ask his OWNER about that one...

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/07/dan_gilbert_says_lebron_james.html



Sure enough...here was the box score from that game...

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/200905300ORL.html


And, as bad as that QUIT JOB was, he followed it up with his performance in the 2010 ECSF's...

Again, let's ask his OWNER...

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2010/07/dan_gilbert_says_lebron_james.html



And we have the famous footage of game five as well...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdqy27KsqYk

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/201005110CLE.html

3-14 from the floor.


2011 Finals. Goes from leading scorer on his team, to dropping 10 ppg and only third leading scorer. Watches Bus Rider Wade choke away the clinching game six. Gets badly outplayed by Jason Terry, and can't score a point when defended by the 5-8 JJ Barea.

How about this game four in that series...

http://20secondtimeout.blogspot.com/2011/06/dallas-lone-star-outshines-miamis-three.html




Continued...


Continuing...

2013 Finals. Down 3-2 in game six, and playing like shit the entire game, he goes 1-4 in the last four minutes, and in the last seconds of regulation throws up a wild prayer that misses so badly, that an out of position Chris "Can't Do" Bosh taps it out to Ray Allen, who hits the series-saving three. Even in OT, LeChoke chokes, going 1-3. Carried by his teammates to a title.

2014 Finals. The most worthless 28-8-4 .679 TS% performance in Finals history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y02r-Dz5cMw

Plays like shit when the games are close, and then PADS his stats when the games are blowouts.

QUITS on his team in game one, using the famous "menstrual cramps" as an excuse, and the QUITS again in game five...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PesQ1yA6g

Just a KNOWN QUITTER.


2015?

http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/04/lebron-james-quit-on-cavs-before-taking-two-week-break




Speaking of Windhorst...

http://factoryofsadness.co/2015/04/19/brian-windhorst-choking-is-what-lebron-james-is-prone-to-do/



2015 Finals:

Goes 21-59 in 4th quarters and OT, and shoots .351 when defended by FMVP Iguadala.

Goes 2-8 in the 4th quarter, and 0-4 in OT, and yet watches his TEAMMATES WIN game two!

Shoots a horrific .398 overall, and is worthless in the last three games of the Finals. No player has ever put up a more pathetic 36 ppg series in NBA history. Loses the FMVP to a ROLE player off the bench. And to be honest, was just DOMINATED by him when he was defended by him.

And, in the most pivotal game of the series...game four... a 103-82 loss...

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index.ssf/2015/06/the_lebron_james_finals_rundow_3.html



http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/06/lebron-james-had-the-worst-awesome-performance-in-nba-finals-history



Then...last year's Finals...

2016 Finals.

A complete bystander in the first four games. In the 4th game, he is content to lose the game, and in the last minute, when his team is down by nine points, and needs treys, he PADS his stats by taking uncontested layups on three straight possessions.

In that game, Dray taps him in his vaxxxa, and he cries to the NBA. The most prolific FLOPPER in NBA history...crying like the baby he has always been, and gets the Warriors best player suspended for game five. Of course, it is KYRIE who saves the series with a game five for the ages (only Wilt's must win game six of the '70 Finals is a higher scoring more FG% efficient Finals game in NBA history.)

Then, the LeCoward-Stopper, Iggy, injures his back early in game six, and with him barely able to walk, LePuke FINALLY has a 50% FG% game against him. His only one when defended by Iggy, in their 15 straight H2H's dating back to the '15 Finals. Even then, in the 4th quarter, the Jester shoots 2-7.

In game seven, LeChoke pulls his usual 4th quarter hiding act, and in the last four minutes, shoots his usual 0-4. Fortunately for LeChoke, it is again, KYRIE who wins the series with a clutch three (oh, and another teammate, Love, makes the game-saving stop.)

And the same Draymond who was suspended in game five, just DOMINATES game seven, running away with the scoring, rebounding, and all of the efficiency marks...and is easily the best player on the floor.


Court Jester James...King of QUIT.

LeQUIT.

Melt

Down

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClYUvAdUYAAiRj9.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHNQ2nkJB74VwFW/giphy.gif

[Lebron23]

Melt

Down

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClYUvAdUYAAiRj9.jpg

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHNQ2nkJB74VwFW/giphy.gif


This


Been Melting down since June. That's a 6 months of melting.

[egokiller]

Lebron wouldn't need defending if the morons on this site that slurp him would correctly describe his career.

Was the guy a quitter early on in his career? Absolutely.
Did he learn from it? Yes.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ClYUvAdUYAAiRj9.jpg

[sportjames23]

Man, I thought I remembered Laz used to be on Bron's nuts. I didn't think I was making that shit up.