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jongib369
07-15-2015, 05:36 PM
And on it are only two players, rookie Shaq, and rookie Wilt.

How would you manage this situation? Would you trade one of them to get a handful of lesser players, or would you try to get them to play together? And in either scenario who/what kind of players would you hope to surround them with?

fiddy
07-15-2015, 05:37 PM
Wilt's a scrub, gonna trade his ass ASAP

inclinerator
07-15-2015, 05:40 PM
wilt at pf shaq at center

TheMarkMadsen
07-15-2015, 05:41 PM
Trade Wilt for prime Kobe

kamil
07-15-2015, 05:42 PM
And on it are only two players, rookie Shaq, and rookie Wilt.

How would you manage this situation? Would you trade one of them to get a handful of lesser players, or would you try to get them to play together? And in either scenario who/what kind of players would you hope to surround them with?

Trade Wilt for a point guard, ship his loser ass out. Overrated big man if I ever saw one and I don't care what that old geezer Lazarus has to say about black/white footage of some black guy feasting on whiteboy midgets.

KobesFinger
07-15-2015, 05:46 PM
What information about the two do I have? Who else is on my team? Which other star players are in the league?

MP.Trey
07-15-2015, 06:36 PM
I'd sell that shit.

IncarceratedBob
07-15-2015, 06:42 PM
If this is modern day I don't imagine Wilt having a high trade value so I'd look to trade him for a Danny Green-type player and build around my young 3 and D guy plus baby Shaq

jongib369
07-15-2015, 06:50 PM
What information about the two do I have? Who else is on my team? Which other star players are in the league?
They're as they were their rookie year, with no other legends in the league, or players on their team. It's the upcoming NBA season, with the current free agency.

HylianNightmare
07-15-2015, 06:53 PM
Trade shaq whose value im assuming is higher

JimmyMcAdocious
07-15-2015, 06:59 PM
I would make Shaq sit the season, have Wilt shoot 100 times a game, trade him while his value was high in the offseason, acquire the top 2 picks, and then draft Simmons and Labissiere. Then I would have Skal sit all season, have Shaq shoot 100 times a game, trade him while his value was high in the offseason, acquire the top 2 picks, and then draft Giles and Tatum. Then I would have Giles sit the season, have Skal shoot 100 times a game, trade him while his value was high in the offseason, acquire, the top 2 picks, and then draft Ayton and Porter.

See, now I got the most unguardable, positionless, starting 5 in the NBA: Tatum/Simmons/Porter/Giles/Ayton.

But I have a routine going so I'm going to keep doing it until the supporters call for my head. Then I'll go out guns a blazin' with deep rooted sex scandals and racism I've planted for the last 5+ years.

L8kersfan222
07-15-2015, 07:13 PM
Trade Wilt for picks.

StephHamann
07-15-2015, 07:18 PM
Trade Wilt for 20.000 bitches

Bandito
07-15-2015, 07:42 PM
Sign a lot of three point shooter and Jason Kidd. I dont need perimeter defense with those beasts inside.

Kobe_6/8
07-15-2015, 09:59 PM
Trade Wilt for LeBron.

FKAri
07-15-2015, 10:11 PM
Get 3 3-and-D guys. Penetration and vision would be a plus but not at the cost of shooting/defense.


Sign a lot of three point shooter and Jason Kidd. I dont need perimeter defense with those beasts inside.

If your guards can't defend the other team will run pick and rolls on you forcing switches and Shaq and Wilt are too slow to guard elite PGs and will rack up fouls.

HighFlyer23
07-15-2015, 10:27 PM
Enjoy the financial benefits and try and acquire political power, possibly

robert de niro
07-15-2015, 10:32 PM
trade both for second round picks, the team is the sixers

LAZERUSS
07-15-2015, 10:36 PM
And on it are only two players, rookie Shaq, and rookie Wilt.

How would you manage this situation? Would you trade one of them to get a handful of lesser players, or would you try to get them to play together? And in either scenario who/what kind of players would you hope to surround them with?

A 6-11 1/2 Shaq, and a 7-1 1/2 Wilt...

Interesting. Rookie Chamberlain had the skills and outside shooting to play the PF position, albeit, he would have been a much better rim-protector than Shaq at the defensive end.

Keep them both, play a double low-post offense, and sign any three quality 3 pt shooters that are available to spread the floor...and let those two beast down low.

tpols
07-15-2015, 10:55 PM
Statistically they'd go 2-3/10 together*


*(2/6 *4/6)

Charlie Sheen
07-15-2015, 11:35 PM
Definitely keep both players.

Coaches don't count against the cap. Try to hire away Coach Cal..he has the ear of the younger generation. He's gonna decline. Take a swing at Sam I Am as a first time HC. Stay far away from the dictator power thirsty aholes retreads like Karl, D'Antoni, Dunleavy...

See what's on the trade market from teams like the Thunder and Kings that gave away shit for free to clear cap space. Take a look at second round picks that teams might not have room for. I like Magic's Marble. He's just a luxury for them. They've got better players to give minutes to. Be patient on any larger moves... wait for the midseason trade deadline and see if an opportunity like Suns unloaded Dragic and IT presents itself.

Kvnzhangyay
07-15-2015, 11:35 PM
lol the team is so ****ed with me as the GM

kkb_12
07-15-2015, 11:43 PM
Keep both and surround them with scrubs: Kevin Love, Irving, Haywood, Varejao, Marion, Mozgov, Miller, Thompson, Shumpert....

Charlie Sheen
07-15-2015, 11:44 PM
lol the team is so ****ed with me as the GM

Me too :lol But I'm trying my best anyway

RRR3
07-15-2015, 11:48 PM
Statistically they'd go 2-3/10 together*


*(2/6 *4/6)
Cringe

Lebron23
07-15-2015, 11:49 PM
Cringe


The guy is not even funny. He was a kobe fan who pretended that he was a Nets fan. All of his posts are cringe worthy.