I couldnt get my dick up

[dannywpt]

I was drunk but not blackout drunk

We planned a new date but she cancelled on me afterwards

halp :confusedshrug:

[GIF REACTION]

You blew it, bro. She thinks you're a bad seed, which you probably are. Rock hard or go home.

[Honk Honk]

http://i.imgur.com/aBu8O.png (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc7EDxs76sw)

[MrC1991]

On to the next one man.

[brownmamba00]

whiskey dick happens more than you think

[riseagainst]

that's why you should always bring a big black dildo with you just in case.

[Megabox!]

Beta

[imnew09]

Viagra bruh

[West-Side]

Next time just sniff some coke to sober up, rookie. :oldlol:

[enayes]

this happened to me my first couple attempts at losing my virginity with my gf, she was a virgin also

it was awkward even though we had been together 3 months, I eventually broke though around the 5 month mark

can't imagine a girl wanting seconds on a regular hookup encounter if you couldn't bring the goods, odds are you'd come up short again

[Yoda]

I was drunk but not blackout drunk

We planned a new date but she cancelled on me afterwards

halp :confusedshrug:

Use the Force.

[rufuspaul]

Use the Force.

:oldlol:


Happened to me once in college. Passed out on the chick's bed but we made it up the next a.m. thanks to morning wood.

[DCL]

it just means you don't get excited by pusssy, and you're gay.

[Luke Skywalker]

I was drunk but not blackout drunk

We planned a new date but she cancelled on me afterwards

halp :confusedshrug:
Use the Force.

[Hawker]

I was drunk but not blackout drunk

We planned a new date but she cancelled on me afterwards

halp :confusedshrug:

Alcohol plus condom means you **** forever or you dont **** at all.

Get a beej at least?

[sportsfan76]

it just means you don't get excited by pusssy, and you're gay.


Maybe that particular girl didn't excite him, ever thought about that Mongo?:confusedshrug: