who would win a 1 on 1 contest right now between kobe and lebron

[kennethgriffin]

rule: no shot inside 5 feet


37 year old kobe ( no achilles, bad knee, bad shoulder )


30 year old James ( prime, fully healthy, no headband, small dick )







http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2588879/lebronchokes_medium.gif


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lebron playoffs - 27% ( 5 feet+ )

kobe 2015 - 37% ( always shot beyond 15 feet+ )


kobe = dominated the champion warriors

[inclinerator]

im assuming you picked kobe, and u said u can beat kobe 1 on 1 so therefore you can beat lebron 1 on 1

[sdot_thadon]

Clearly op doesn't win.:biggums:

Seriously, kobe too old, too slow, too weak.

[kennethgriffin]

Clearly op doesn't win.:biggums:

Seriously, kobe too old, too slow, too weak.


for shots beyond 5 feet?




strength/speed/age = driving layups/inside 5 feet game



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[FKAri]

Lebron stiff arms Kobe with his d1ck and proceeds to elevate from 5.1 feet out and dunk on Kobe's bald and impossibly smooth dome.

That happens repeatedly until Lebron takes the W

Lebron then leaves the gym and Kobe jerks off to what he just witnessed.

[Cocaine80s]

Lebron would win easily

It would be a better question if Kobe was still in his prime. Lebron would still win that game too though

[kennethgriffin]

im assuming you picked kobe, and u said u can beat kobe 1 on 1 so therefore you can beat lebron 1 on 1



if driving was part of it/inside game/kobes on 1 leg

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[kennethgriffin]

Lebron would win easily

It would be a better question if Kobe was still in his prime. Lebron would still win that game too though




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[TheMarkMadsen]

Kobe against the Warriors in the regular season put up 36 points per game on 44%..

his skills are still there

[ShawkFactory]

Bron. Duh

[kennethgriffin]

the funny thing is... people think kobe wasnt good this year because he shot 37%


but shots beyond 15 feet even by the best shooters are usually around 37-40% tops... especially contested

33-35% for 20 feet+


kobe drove maybe once a game.

so the shots still there.


hes just not getting easy buckets to raise his fg%

[HylianNightmare]

Lebron easily, kobes old

[Akrazotile]

rule: no shot inside 5 feet


37 year old kobe ( no achilles, bad knee, bad shoulder )


30 year old James ( prime, fully healthy, no headband, small dick )






lebron playoffs - 27% ( 5 feet+ )

kobe 2015 - 37% ( always shot beyond 15 feet+ )


kobe = dominated the champion warriors


:durantunimpressed:

[sdot_thadon]

for shots beyond 5 feet?




strength/speed/age = driving layups/inside 5 feet game



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You do realize driving doesn't have to always end within 5 ft right? And that post ups don't either?

Too old, too slow, too weak.

And for the record, why would you exclude 5 ft? Why not exclude dribbling or walking :coleman:

[andgar923]

I would've picked Kobe, but Kobe stans still have a special place in my heart, so Bron wins.

[Smoke117]

Jordan. You should write a "how to go full retard" tutorial Kenneth...you are obviously are an expert on the subject.

Btw...you realize that saying one vs one...and then making rules like you can't shoot past five feet makes you and the player you are trying to bring up...a bitch...right? When you have to go out of your way and create a situation to suck the dick of the player you are already sucking...that's not a good thing, bro...

[kennethgriffin]

Jordan. You should write a "how to go full retard" tutorial Kenneth...you are obviously are an expert on the subject.

Btw...you realize that saying one vs one...and then making rules like you can't shoot past five feet makes you and the player you are trying to bring up...a bitch...right? When you have to go out of your way and create a situation to suck the dick of the player you are already sucking...that's not a good thing, bro...


how? kobe sucks right now due to being 1 legged and old as ****... its a fair rule IMO




prime lebron would kill kobe right now in a straight up game. he couldnt beat jordan clarkson in a 1 on 1 right now




you act like i'm out to prove something... kobes finished. its just an interesting hypothetical due to lebrons outside game being nearly as ineffective as kobes driving game atm

[kennethgriffin]

... and i think old man kobe would destroy lebron in a game without layups/dunks

[knicksman]

5/7 vs 2/6? Too easy

[oarabbus]

... and i think old man kobe would destroy lebron in a game without layups/dunks


What about "non phakkit 1v1" where dunks and layups are allowed

[hahaitme]

thread confirms kennethgriffin is the chump at the local park that wears a shooting sleeve and calls touch fouls.

i find it ironic you're a kobe stan, yet you make soft-ass handicap hypothetical threads like these. kobe would be ashamed to have you as a fan, he'd probably think you were the softest ******* out. RIP

[I<3NBA]

Cripple vs Wolverine. Hmm.

Does the cripple get a Center?

[Springsteen]

5/7 vs 2/6? Too easy

I've always wondered why Knicks fans on here have Kobe's c0ck so far up them. Probably reminds them of their boy Fat Melo, minus the winning.

[JohnMax]

Clearly op doesn't win.:biggums:

Seriously, kobe too old, too slow, too weak.

LeBron was 0-of-8 when isolated on Curry, including a missed transition layup.


https://twitter.com/SherwoodStrauss/status/611550776838615040

[pastis]

a pretty bad comparison. yea kobe is the better shooter, especially form midrange/long 2s....but look, 37 year old DIrk shot 48 % from midrange last season. so does this mean he would win 1n1 against lebron:lol :lol :oldlol: :oldlol:

i dotn think that kobe could put up lockdown defense on lebron on a high-level anymore.

but kobe can easily put up 24 ppg next season due to his jumpshot, athletiscim and postmoves

[nzahir]

6/24
But seriously, why no shots in 5 feet? Because lebron has the best post game in the league rn?

Even with this dumb rule, lebron; lebron would just post him to the 5-6 feet mark and lay it up easy. Kobe too slow rn

[aquaadverse]

Kobe dribbles twice and blows out a knee, tendon and hamstring. Crawls 5 feet and rolls the ball out of bounds.

[brownmamba00]

6/24
But seriously, why no shots in 5 feet? Because lebron has the best post game in the league rn?

Even with this dumb rule, lebron; lebron would just post him to the 5-6 feet mark and lay it up easy. Kobe too slow rn
Lebron does not have the best post game in the L stop it.

[sdot_thadon]

LeBron was 0-of-8 when isolated on Curry, including a missed transition layup.


https://twitter.com/SherwoodStrauss/status/611550776838615040
Laughing my ass off that you're equating in game defensive stats to a game of one on one. In a gym alone he probably kills curry too.

[Ncrazyballa]

i dont know, but if they played up to 12, lebron would only score 4 points.

[ISHGoat]

i dont know, but if they played up to 12, lebron would only score 4 points.


Who's many would kobe score if they played up to 24?

[Megabox!]

Who's many would kobe score if they played up to 24?
6 out of 24

[kennethgriffin]

6 out of 24


That was just 1 game

Lebrons entire playoffs was that percentage beyond 5 feet

[Dro]

Lebron stiff arms Kobe with his d1ck and proceeds to elevate from 5.1 feet out and dunk on Kobe's bald and impossibly smooth dome.

That happens repeatedly until Lebron takes the W

Lebron then leaves the gym and Kobe jerks off to what he just witnessed.
:lol

[34-24 Footwork]

Lebron would only score 6 points and lose by a decent margin.

It'll be an "efficient" 6 doe.

[AintNoSunshine]

Lebron would beat his azz on one hand - Fact