When you walk pass someone on the street do you look @ them?

[You Cant Ban Me]

if they are looking @ me i say something if not i just walk past them.

[outbreak]

I look them straight in the eyes and say "I feel like chicken tonight" then keep walking....

[DeuceWallaces]

I nod/smile/say hi if they look at me.

[red1]

if they make eye contact I whip it out and start stroking furiously while maintaining that eye contact

[RRR3]

if they make eye contact I whip it out and start stroking furiously while maintaining that eye contact
Alpha as ****


Reminds me of Mario Chalmers in game 4 of the 2012 finals

[stalkerforlife]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.

[Patrick Chewing]

Walking with your head down to avoid eye contact is some straight serial killer stuff. I try to look at everyone and give 'em a smile and a nod.


I want them to witness the greatness.

[RRR3]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.
You need someone to talk to therapeutically dude. Ish is not the place. Research options online. I met many any of my closet friends in therapy

[stalkerforlife]

You need someone to talk to therapeutically dude. Ish is not the place. Research options online. I met many any of my closet friends in therapy

Help for what, bro? I accept who I am. I am just trying to make the best out of it and stay out of jail. I just don't want to bother anyone, so I try to leave them alone. No one wants to talk to me anyway.

[TripleA]

Say hello, how it going or just smile.

[RRR3]

Help for what, bro? I accept who I am. I am just trying to make the best out of it and stay out of jail. I just don't want to bother anyone, so I try to leave them alone. No one wants to talk to me anyway.
Help for depression and self hatred

[TylerOO]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.

:oldlol:

You are my favorite poster.

[KingBeasley08]

if they make eye contact I whip it out and start stroking furiously while maintaining that eye contact
This.

You gotta establish dominance

[T-Time3]

Walking with your head down to avoid eye contact is some straight serial killer stuff. I try to look at everyone and give 'em a smile and a nod.


I want them to witness the greatness.

You sir, are ALPHA as phuck !! :cheers:

[MrC1991]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.

Bruh this shit got way too deep and emotional for me to read on ISH.

[That_Admiral]

I look them straight in the eyes and say "I feel like chicken tonight" then keep walking....
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[tomtucker]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.
:oldlol: :lol :applause: :rockon: repped

[tomtucker]

if it

[HeatFanSince88]

I ****ing hate when this happens. when its just two people on an otherwise empty street or whatever.

Especially when you realize you'll be coming to a collsion from like 30 feet away. I've actually always been meaning to get peoples opinions on this, but then I forget later. Funny that the thread was made.

Do you A) give them the eye contact the entire ****ing time, or B)do you awkwardly look away and then glance at them at the last second to smile or say hi? Or C) Just dont even look at them at all. I usually do option B, but I'm not going to lie sometimes I cross the street or something to avoid the situation since it feels awkward.

[CeltsGarlic]

I kinda dont even think when passing guys, but when i see a girl and then i notice her fixing hair and shii, i try to holla , you kind of can tell when it will work, and im not much of convo starter except some jokes i try to land

[RidonKs]

you stare straight ahead use your peripherals and dart glances if you like. i'm usually in a hard concentrated stare or casually observing the shit around me when i'm walking down a street, so unless they look at me i don't usually make a point of looking at them. unless for some reason i want to, which is probably about a third of the time.

i like the nod. smile is harder though. if i'm really feeling adventurous i'll drop an ambiguous comment about their apparel or accessories.

[the mesiah]

Pretty/fine female- smile, say how u doing or say something else,
Fat chicks-give a small fake smile/smirk , say nothing
Guys-say nothing or not look at them

[Nick Young]

Yes. Sometimes I even tip my beret and offer to sit down at a cafe to munch a baguette whilst sipping an espresso with them and discussing Sartre.

[RRR3]

Yes. Sometimes I even tip my beret and offer to sit down at a cafe to munch a baguette whilst sipping an espresso with them and discussing Sartre.
:roll: wtf

[UK2K]

I ****ing hate when this happens. when its just two people on an otherwise empty street or whatever.

Especially when you realize you'll be coming to a collsion from like 30 feet away. I've actually always been meaning to get peoples opinions on this, but then I forget later. Funny that the thread was made.

Do you A) give them the eye contact the entire ****ing time, or B)do you awkwardly look away and then glance at them at the last second to smile or say hi? Or C) Just dont even look at them at all. I usually do option B, but I'm not going to lie sometimes I cross the street or something to avoid the situation since it feels awkward.

In my office, we have these long hallways that are like that.

Like, I can see someone walking 100 feet away, and there's no turns, just a straight stretch.

If it's a female, I always say hi (the type of hi depending on her age).

If its a male, I usually stare straight ahead unless I know them well enough to say more than two words to.

[RidonKs]

Yes. Sometimes I even tip my beret and offer to sit down at a cafe to munch a baguette whilst sipping an espresso with them and discussing Sartre.
this is such a wonderful expression of adventure. you can do anything you want; even discuss sartre!

[ArbitraryWater]

Say hello, how it going or just smile.

Smile? Saying hello?

Okay..but you wanna start a conversation while walking past a stranger on the street?

[RidonKs]

Smile? Saying hello?

Okay..but you wanna start a conversation while walking past a stranger on the street?
you should ask them why they didn't make eye contact, that's always a good ice breaker

[Akrazotile]

if they make eye contact I whip it out and start stroking furiously while maintaining that eye contact

:roll:

Im putting this on my bucket list to do to a stranger once before I die.

[Lebron23]

I gave them a head nod

[ekosky]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.
:roll:

[MMM]

do people say hi to older people, always greet anyone over 55

[senelcoolidge]

People confuse me because usually I'll look at them and nod or say hi, but than they don't look at me and just keep walking. So sometimes I don't make eye contact and just keep walking but I get the feeling that I was totally rude.

[RidonKs]

do people say hi to older people, always greet anyone over 55
i smile at them so they know i'm not going to rob them

but sometimes i walk really fast and old people get startled as i come up behind them

[UK2K]

do people say hi to older people, always greet anyone over 55

Thats what I mean, I always greet females. Younger ones with a more youthful hello, older women with a smile and a 'good afternoon'. Older males, I will say hello to outside of work.

Anyone who is older than me, or not a friend, I refer to as sir/ma'am, even if that person is about the same age as myself. In person, on the phone, in emails...

Just the way I roll.

[RidonKs]

Anyone who is older than me, or not a friend, I refer to as sir/ma'am, even if that person is about the same age as myself.
ditto

[GoRapz]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[outbreak]

ditto
I don't think I've ever called someone sir or mam. But I guess we don't really do that here in Australia.

[Nevaeh]

Brothas always get the "head nod" no matter what. Sistahs usually get a "how u doing, lady?" Spanish peeps get the hand up "high" signal, and white peeps usually get a "hi" or "how are u". Seniors always get get a "hello sir or maam" from me no matter what nationality.

I used those classes of peeps because that's who Im around the most. A positive attitude goes a lonway in regards to how peeps treat you, I will say.

[You Cant Ban Me]

Thats what I mean, I always greet females. Younger ones with a more youthful hello, older women with a smile and a 'good afternoon'. Older males, I will say hello to outside of work.

Anyone who is older than me, or not a friend, I refer to as sir/ma'am, even if that person is about the same age as myself. In person, on the phone, in emails...

Just the way I roll.
http://i.imgur.com/CJLsXKo.png

[ekosky]

Brothas always get the "head nod" no matter what. Sistahs usually get a "how u doing, lady?" Spanish peeps get the hand up "high" signal, and white peeps usually get a "hi" or "how are u". Seniors always get get a "hello sir or maam" from me no matter what nationality.

I used those classes of peeps because that's who Im around the most. A positive attitude goes a lonway in regards to how peeps treat you, I will say.
White peeps usually pull out a gun and shoot you for no reason.

[GIF REACTION]

I try not to. I'm really ugly and I don't want to scare women. When I look at men, all I can imagine is my shit getting pushed in. I was molested when I was younger and maybe that's why.
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Best poster

[RidonKs]

:roll: :roll: :roll:

Best poster
he's lulz but honestly your divac craze was pretty good too


I don't think I've ever called someone sir or mam. But I guess we don't really do that here in Australia.

that was born of mr stewart, my grade six teacher who told many stories including the time he slammed his car into a moose and drove his watch into his wrist so that he didn't notice it under the skin for a full 24 hours. we are pretty sure that wasn't true. but he INSISTED we call him sir and that's the value of an authoritative education.