Would you let a man eat your booty like groceries for 3 million dollars?

[You Cant Ban Me]

3 mil or nah?

[GreggPopazit]

What do you mean "like groceries"? Like he will literally consume it?

[warriorfan]

op would considering he already does it for free

[You Cant Ban Me]

What do you mean "like groceries"? Like he will literally consume it?
no like if there was professional league for butt licking he would be in the league for eatting booty

[GreggPopazit]

no like if there was professional league for butt licking he would be in the league for eatting booty

Sure. $3M is a lot of money. I could retire and enjoy a good life because of a few minutes. Maybe enjoy it even, who knows.

[highwhey]

Yes, but first I would apply a local anesthetic so as to numb my butthole.

[Bandito]

For 3 mill yes. Wouldn't even wipe beforehand.

[sweggeh]

3 Millie? ***** I would do it for a couple thou.

It would have to be a tranny though that actually looks like a chick. A man just straight up eating my ass would be too awkward to live through.

[Bernkastel]

Yes.

[RidonKs]

What do you mean "like groceries"? Like he will literally consume it?
i think he means like tossing a salad

[GreggPopazit]

i think he means like tossing a salad

That sounds very different from what he described. He can do whatever with my lettuce for $3M.

[imdaman99]

$3 million is a lot. So yeah probably for a lifetime of vacationing. Although it would kill me inside knowing how I got it. And I don't drink or do any drugs so it's not as if I could just kill enough braincells that I forget :lol

[Funktion]

Quote from a wack ass Omarion song.

[RedBlackAttack]

Yes, but first I would apply a local anesthetic so as to numb my butthole.
Someone is afraid it might feel good.

I'd let someone lick my butt for a lot less than $3 million. I mean, the person doing the licking seems to have the short end of the stick, here.

[highwhey]

Someone is afraid it might feel good.

I'd let someone lick my butt for a lot less than $3 million. I mean, the person doing the picking seems to have the short end of the stick, here.
Yes. There is almost no scenario in which someone licking your butt (regardless of gender) does not result in arousal.

[RidonKs]

Someone is afraid it might feel good.

I'd let someone lick my butt for a lot less than $3 million. I mean, the person doing the picking seems to have the short end of the stick, here.
but rba...

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/scurrd.gif

what if it felt good..?

[RedBlackAttack]

but rba...

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/scurrd.gif

what if it felt good..?
Better question... jelly or syrup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJFQqfxojh0

[RidonKs]

Better question... jelly or syrup?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJFQqfxojh0
but MFER i will NOT cvm if you suck me off with syrup, i do not like that sweetness, i may be a sugary f@g but na bra, there are bounds

i'll lube up with syrup and fvck yo ass any day tho, just dont bring that shit near by a$$hole

[ArbitraryWater]

hell yea

[RedBlackAttack]

but MFER i will NOT cvm if you suck me off with syrup, i do not like that sweetness, i may be a sugary f@g but na bra, there are bounds

i'll lube up with syrup and fvck yo ass any day tho, just dont bring that shit near by a$$hole
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/who-knows-whats-right-g1.gif%3Fw%3D342%26h%3D192

[RidonKs]

:roll:

i could stare at that and laugh for a long time man

[stalkerforlife]

I'd do it for 3 thousand. I really need a car for my family. HOPING FOR A MIRACLE BEFORE MY SON IS BORN AUGUST 18TH PLEASE HELP http://www.gofundme.com/Justin123

[RedBlackAttack]

I'd do it for 3 thousand. I really need a car for my family. HOPING FOR A MIRACLE BEFORE MY SON IS BORN AUGUST 18TH PLEASE HELP http://www.gofundme.com/Justin123

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Hi, my name is Justin Dancy. I am a 32 year old student at a community college. I dropped out of HS in the 9th grade due to severe acne which led to severe scarring, coupled with severe depression. My dad died when I was 7 in a car accident and my mother became an alcoholic. I was molested over a year from about 7-8 right after my dad died by a next door neighbor. He would penetrate me and make me go down on him, etc. I blocked it out until I hit about 13 and it hit me like a bag of bricks. The emasculation I felt was traumatizing.
I met a girlfriend from yahoo chat a few years back and we are expecting a child. We already have a two year old and she's amazing. My GF can't work because she is experiencing problems with this pregnancy. I need the money because we don't have a car and it will be very difficult getting around in this Florida heat with a baby. I am trying to better myself through school, but a car would be a huge help. Also, I want to apply for LPN school at my community college, but they don't accept a lot of people. Therefore, I would have to pay a private institution and I don't have the money. Me and my GF/future wife also want to start a cleaning company and we need a car to make that happen. If you have ever suffered from severe acne and acne scarring or molestation, you know how difficult and depressing it can be. Please help me raise money so my family can have a car to find a job, take the baby to the doctor, etc. With a reliable car in this horrible Florida heat, we will have a world of opportunities. We are drug and alcohol free and just needing some help to get started. I have been diagnosed as having a major depression disorder and a borderline personality disorder and I want to overcome this.

Please help me overcome tragedy.

Thank you so much.

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[Bigsmoke]

That's a lotta money.

As long I ain't doing the ass eating.

[SpecialQue]

What a bullshit, zero-risk question. Not only do you get $3 million, but you also get your asshole eaten. And you're in a position where you can't even see the person, so you can imagine it's anyone you want.

The better question is how much would it take for you to eat someone's asshole.

[Patrick Chewing]

This thread is titled wrong. I'll eat any kind of ass for 3 million.

[stalkerforlife]

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http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4w9bwaYPo1r3ty02o1_400.gif

:lol

ty.

[highwhey]

This thread is titled wrong. I'll eat any kind of ass for 3 million.
If you were eating my ass, I'd purposely deficate all over your face. I'd hit you with the precursor first tho, a foul smelling fart, you might hesitate to continue but i would ease your hesitation by enticing you with the promise of 3 million. You would keep eating it even after the fart, at which point i would begin sh1tting down your throat while laughing uncontrollably. Then i would go onto ISH and neg you, leaving the following comment: "how's my ass taste?"

[ace23]

I would probably do the gayest shit you can think of for 3 million dollars. No homo.

[sportsfan76]

3 mil or nah?


is your name BRUCIE:lol

[YouGotServed]

not going to judge

[macmac]

I would probably do the gayest shit you can think of for 3 million dollars. No homo.

No ones gonna pay you 3 fkin million dollars to make another track tho

[ArbitraryWater]

No ones gonna pay you 3 fkin million dollars to make another track tho

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/GIFs/12d52d35f84cce17d7709d04a0480de5_zpsqshxhwme.gif (http://s1383.photobucket.com/user/MaleRuler/media/GIFs/12d52d35f84cce17d7709d04a0480de5_zpsqshxhwme.gif.h tml)

[irondarts]

No ones gonna pay you 3 fkin million dollars to make another track tho
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[KingBeasley08]

easily. cmon now, for 3 mill ill eat someone else's ass out

[bigkingsfan]

He'll have to wine and dine me first.

[Dubs510]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KEc-ukGC1qA/hqdefault.jpg

:coleman:

[tomtucker]

for how long......:confusedshrug: ....i got hemoroids, they might get sore :eek: :(