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Nick Young
08-02-2015, 06:23 AM
Prime Brock Lesnars vs Prime Silverback Alpha Gorilla.

Both the Lesnars and the Gorilla are fighting to the death in the name of winning Sable's heart. The Lesnars and the Gorilla are both going all out bloodlust mode.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/c0/ea/d1c0eaeb1de5e51ff7a1a611383f874a.jpg

VS

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/fan_shot_images/298557/035brocklesnar_gallery_post.jpg


How many Lesnars will it take to put Silverback down?

NumberSix
08-02-2015, 09:12 AM
Exactly 1..... With a gun.

warriorfan
08-02-2015, 09:33 AM
why would you get a black dick tattooed on your chest?

Nick Young
08-02-2015, 09:36 AM
why would you get a black dick tattooed on your chest?
some men just want to watch the world burn.

GIF REACTION
08-02-2015, 09:41 AM
Availabe data estimates and measures an Eastern male alpha Silverback Gorilla's strength to be that of 7-11 men.

Logical answer: It would take 6-8 Brock Lesnar's to put down the Silverback Gorilla.

Fun fact: A Silverback Gorilla has been known to bend thick steel bars and shatter 5 layers of bulletproof zoo standard glass. Also known to bring down tall trees with one arm. Scientists estimate they can press overhead 4000 pounds.

Nick Young
08-02-2015, 09:45 AM
Availabe data estimates and measures an Eastern male alpha Silverback Gorilla's strength to be that of 7-11 men.

Logical answer: It would take 6-8 Brock Lesnar's to put down the Silverback Gorilla.

Fun fact: A Silverback Gorilla has been known to bend thick steel bars and shatter 5 layers of bulletproof zoo standard glass. Also known to bring down tall trees with one arm. Scientists estimate they can press overhead 4000 pounds.
But can they escape from a Lesnar kimura?

GIF REACTION
08-02-2015, 09:59 AM
But can they escape from a Lesnar kimura?
Logical answer: Definitely. Gorilla's have an extremely girthy body. It's joints and neck would resist any human applied submission easily. Not to mention a Gorilla has a HUGE 7 foot average wingspan (5-10 in height). Also opposable thumbs which could be used to devastating effect.

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-02-2015, 01:50 PM
Six is all you need.

I can't imagine any beast, no matter how resilient their armor, taking multiple, strikes in a short duration of time on the spinal area, back of the knees, head, and side ribcage from Lesnar if one Brock sacrifices itself as the gorillas distraction

SugarHill
08-02-2015, 01:52 PM
Six is all you need.

I can't imagine any beast, no matter how resilient their armor, taking multiple, strikes in a short duration of time on the spinal area, back of the knees, head, and side ribcage from Lesnar if one Brock sacrifices itself as the gorillas distraction

wait, 6 brocks can take on a hippo, elephant, rhino, polar bear? you're adamant about this?

GIF REACTION
08-02-2015, 01:58 PM
Six is all you need.

I can't imagine any beast, no matter how resilient their armor, taking multiple, strikes in a short duration of time on the spinal area, back of the knees, head, and side ribcage from Lesnar if one Brock sacrifices itself as the gorillas distraction
https://youtu.be/YZUsj8Q68q4?t=1m11s

You'd need atleast 7 Brocks to handle that thing.

JEFFERSON MONEY
08-02-2015, 01:59 PM
wait, 6 brocks can take on a hippo, elephant, rhino, polar bear? you're adamant about this?

Sorry meant ape

GIF REACTION
08-02-2015, 02:00 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo8279TEa-w

Look how powerful and technical a Gorilla double front kick is.

GIF REACTION
08-02-2015, 02:03 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWlcz47cC2I

Holy shit

Look at the power

****ing powerful

That would knock brock out instantly

warriorfan
08-02-2015, 07:41 PM
If you think it takes 6 to 8 to take the gorilla you might wanna add at least one or two more because the first to go in are going to get instantly killed or incapacitated.

oarabbus
08-02-2015, 07:53 PM
If you think it takes 6 to 8 to take the gorilla you might wanna add at least one or two more because the first to go in are going to get instantly killed or incapacitated.


Yeah this... they would have to all attack at once and at least a couple will be killed undoubtedly.

I mean when someone talks shit saying they'll "tear someone limb from limb"... that's literally what would happen to multiple Lesnars.

If the gorilla was smart enough to do a spinning clothesline then 8 lesnars might get fu.cked.

HitandRun Reggie
08-02-2015, 08:15 PM
Availabe data estimates and measures an Eastern male alpha Silverback Gorilla's strength to be that of 7-11 men.

Logical answer: It would take 6-8 Brock Lesnar's to put down the Silverback Gorilla.

Fun fact: A Silverback Gorilla has been known to bend thick steel bars and shatter 5 layers of bulletproof zoo standard glass. Also known to bring down tall trees with one arm. Scientists estimate they can press overhead 4000 pounds.

Ok, you've been spouting off this 4000lb nonsense all day and in the other thread and no one has bothered to counter you. A 500+lb silverback gorilla is extremely strong, possibly twice as strong as the world's strongest man. It can dead lift an estimated 1800 lbs. But 4000lbs? C'mon dude, that's a freakin large sized car.

http://www.quora.com/How-much-can-a-silverback-gorilla-bench-press


A gorilla CANNOT lift 4,000 lbs. overhead. This is not an opinion. It is a fact. A gorilla CANNOT lift 2,000 lbs. overhead. This isn't because a gorilla is weak. A gorilla would struggle to maintain balance if it tried to press a weight greater than its own bodyweight overhead. Its legs don't have the right balance of stabilizing muscles, its back is not erect enough, and its arms are too long. An overhead press would not even be a fair test of the gorilla's strength! ..

........

It would be absolutely shocking if a gorilla could bench press anywhere near 2,000 lbs even with extensive training.

ThePhantomCreep
08-02-2015, 08:15 PM
Lol, this Silverback drags a grown ass man the way you an I nonchalantly carry a suitcase at the airport.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f0yHRcKzMik

8 Brocks at bare minimum. How would they even hurt this thing!?

PistonsFan#21
08-02-2015, 08:28 PM
Gorilla doesnt have any MMA training. Size and strength advantage doesnt really matter if you dont have any technique to back it up. How would the gorilla react after Brock gets it in a armbar?

GIF REACTION
08-02-2015, 08:53 PM
Ok, you've been spouting off this 4000lb nonsense all day and in the other thread and no one has bothered to counter you. A 500+lb silverback gorilla is extremely strong, possibly twice as strong as the world's strongest man. It can dead lift an estimated 1800 lbs. But 4000lbs? C'mon dude, that's a freakin large sized car.

http://www.quora.com/How-much-can-a-silverback-gorilla-bench-press


A gorilla CANNOT lift 4,000 lbs. overhead. This is not an opinion. It is a fact. A gorilla CANNOT lift 2,000 lbs. overhead. This isn't because a gorilla is weak. A gorilla would struggle to maintain balance if it tried to press a weight greater than its own bodyweight overhead. Its legs don't have the right balance of stabilizing muscles, its back is not erect enough, and its arms are too long. An overhead press would not even be a fair test of the gorilla's strength! ..

........

It would be absolutely shocking if a gorilla could bench press anywhere near 2,000 lbs even with extensive training.
http://ferociousstrength.com/the-phenomenal-strength-of-gorillas/

Get wrecked.

CelticBaller
08-02-2015, 08:55 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_trending/public/video/thumb/2013/07/bock_shark_promo_USE.jpg
One

HitandRun Reggie
08-02-2015, 09:05 PM
http://ferociousstrength.com/the-phenomenal-strength-of-gorillas/

Get wrecked.

Nowhere in that link does it state that a gorilla can lift 4000lbs. :rolleyes:
It compares the strength of chimpanzees on a pulling machine to a "strong" guy whatever that means.

GIF REACTION
08-02-2015, 09:14 PM
Nowhere in that link does it state that a gorilla can lift 4000lbs. :rolleyes:
It compares the strength of chimpanzees on a pulling machine to a "strong" guy whatever that means.
Dude it has been well documented that 4400 pound overhead press

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmgnSfrlj88

watch the gorilla part

oarabbus
08-02-2015, 09:28 PM
Ok, you've been spouting off this 4000lb nonsense all day and in the other thread and no one has bothered to counter you. A 500+lb silverback gorilla is extremely strong, possibly twice as strong as the world's strongest man. It can dead lift an estimated 1800 lbs. But 4000lbs? C'mon dude, that's a freakin large sized car.

http://www.quora.com/How-much-can-a-silverback-gorilla-bench-press


A gorilla CANNOT lift 4,000 lbs. overhead. This is not an opinion. It is a fact. A gorilla CANNOT lift 2,000 lbs. overhead. This isn't because a gorilla is weak. A gorilla would struggle to maintain balance if it tried to press a weight greater than its own bodyweight overhead. Its legs don't have the right balance of stabilizing muscles, its back is not erect enough, and its arms are too long. An overhead press would not even be a fair test of the gorilla's strength! ..

........

It would be absolutely shocking if a gorilla could bench press anywhere near 2,000 lbs even with extensive training.


Lol the guy in your link is trying to say that humans are stronger than gorillas at certain movements. Fat chance.

bballnoob1192
08-02-2015, 09:29 PM
Gorilla doesnt have any MMA training. Size and strength advantage doesnt really matter if you dont have any technique to back it up. How would the gorilla react after Brock gets it in a armbar?

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ef/ef006847aa6f87110114dce03fdec191347abc63a34e951436 810ce0cbc9cbc1.jpg