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lilteapot
08-02-2015, 03:12 PM
Matt Barnes
Raja Bell
Garnett

MJistheGOAT
08-02-2015, 03:14 PM
Blake Griffin
DMC

AirFederer
08-02-2015, 03:16 PM
Lebron
Shaq
Wilt
KG

AirFederer
08-02-2015, 03:17 PM
Also Magic

















:oldlol:

JT123
08-02-2015, 03:22 PM
baldbe is the fakest of them all.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif
:lol Had to be saved by Shaq. Story of of his career

pastis
08-02-2015, 03:50 PM
Kevin Garnett

AnaheimLakers24
08-02-2015, 03:51 PM
Tyler Hansborogh

senelcoolidge
08-02-2015, 03:54 PM
David West. He barks a lot that's it.

Quickening
08-02-2015, 03:57 PM
Kobe, always faking injuries and pulling stupid faces

Trollsmasher
08-02-2015, 03:58 PM
Kobe
KG

ArbitraryWater
08-02-2015, 04:02 PM
http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/KobeMouth_zpsafz3qgv0.gif (http://s1383.photobucket.com/user/MaleRuler/media/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/KobeMouth_zpsafz3qgv0.gif.html)

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/lalakers-kobe-bryant_zpsro0lhec2.jpg

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/120115-kobe-590_zpsdc8mzj2u.jpg

If you say you ain't shook you lyin'

Spurs m8
08-02-2015, 04:09 PM
Matt Barnes
Kobe

ArbitraryWater
08-02-2015, 04:18 PM
Inb4 more Lebron fans say Kobe

http://replycandy.com/wp-content/uploads/Morgan-Freeman-Oh-He-Mad-Reaction-Face.jpg

JohnMax
08-02-2015, 04:20 PM
Kobe living rent free

FreezingTsmoove
08-02-2015, 04:23 PM
Kobe

Fat Lever

STATUTORY
08-02-2015, 04:23 PM
baldbe is the fakest of them all.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif
:lol Had to be saved by Shaq. Story of of his career

Kobe taking two flush haymakers to the jaw/neck from a grown ass black man and don't even buck = fake toughness

Bran talking about he would get beat down by a 130 pound chick = real toughness

:applause: :applause:

T_L_P
08-02-2015, 04:33 PM
Garnett, by a mile.

I'll always remember D-Rob pushing him five feet back when he started barking at him. Then Garnett went and picked on some smaller players instead. :oldlol:

G-train
08-02-2015, 04:40 PM
How is Matt Barnes a 'fake tough guy'?
I'd say he is a competitive, tough player.

kamil
08-02-2015, 04:40 PM
Garnett, by a mile.

I'll always remember D-Rob pushing him five feet back when he started barking at him. Then Garnett went and picked on some smaller players instead. :oldlol:

http://i.imgur.com/3F4rJ.gif

sodapop
08-02-2015, 04:43 PM
Any player paid more than the veteran minimum are the fake tough guys. Especially players who chose to act like a trashy street thug imbecile while making millions. A real tough guy have nothing to lose except his integrity.

Kobe_6/8
08-02-2015, 04:43 PM
Josh Smith
Dwight Howard

MJistheGOAT
08-02-2015, 07:06 PM
Dwight isn

raprap
08-02-2015, 07:10 PM
Draymond Green

avonbarksdale
08-02-2015, 07:18 PM
anyone acting tough

there has literally NEVER EVER been a fist fight in an nba game, meaning that anyone who has ever pretended like they were gonna fight is a fake tough guy

MJistheGOAT
08-02-2015, 07:29 PM
LOL, see some 80-90s basketball

Ask Kobe, too

Real14
08-02-2015, 07:33 PM
Lebron
K.G

sd3035
08-02-2015, 07:52 PM
KG
Lebald
Cousins

warriorfan
08-02-2015, 07:53 PM
KG
Lebald
Cousins

Good list

TheMilkyBarKid
08-02-2015, 08:22 PM
Currently:
Zach randolph
Draymond green
Tyler Hansbrough

TripleA
08-02-2015, 08:42 PM
Kobe living rent free

Draymond

FireDavidKahn
08-02-2015, 08:50 PM
anyone acting tough

there has literally NEVER EVER been a fist fight in an nba game, meaning that anyone who has ever pretended like they were gonna fight is a fake tough guy
:facepalm Rudy Tomjonavich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgqUZ1IAA_8

When you punch someone so hard that they nearly DIE...

stalkerforlife
08-02-2015, 09:24 PM
To be fair, Kobe IS one of the toughest players in NBA history. Top 5 GOAT status while being 210 pounds for a majority of his career. THAT is what you call toughness.

He would no doubt kick most NBA ass in a fight. His will to win is unmatched.

FireDavidKahn
08-02-2015, 09:39 PM
To be fair, Kobe IS one of the toughest players in NBA history. Top 5 GOAT status while being 210 pounds for a majority of his career. THAT is what you call toughness.

He would no doubt kick most NBA ass in a fight. His will to win is unmatched.
He got his ass beat, eventually, by a woman in Colorado.

avonbarksdale
08-02-2015, 09:40 PM
:facepalm Rudy Tomjonavich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgqUZ1IAA_8

When you punch someone so hard that they nearly DIE...


ok sorry there was a fight 36 years ago

you're right

MJistheGOAT
08-02-2015, 09:44 PM
To be fair, Kobe IS one of the toughest players in NBA history. Top 5 GOAT status while being 210 pounds for a majority of his career. THAT is what you call toughness.

He would no doubt kick most NBA ass in a fight. His will to win is unmatched.

Chris Childs say Hi :applause:

stalkerforlife
08-02-2015, 09:51 PM
Chris Childs say Hi :applause:

Cowardly sucker punch knowing it would be immediately broken up says HELLO.

On a 20 year old at that.

Spurs m8
08-02-2015, 09:58 PM
Kobe isn't rent free, he's coming up in a thread that sums him up tbh

Massive difference.

stalkerforlife
08-02-2015, 09:59 PM
Kobe isn't rent free, he's coming up in a thread that sums him up tbh

Massive difference.

The bitch slapping he gave your team on numerous occasions has left you quite bitter. :roll:

RENT FREE.

G0ATbe
08-02-2015, 10:01 PM
http://thebrooklyngame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/61n3m.gif

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2606667/lebronshove.gif

stalkerforlife
08-02-2015, 10:02 PM
http://thebrooklyngame.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/61n3m.gif

HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK!

Lebron23
08-02-2015, 10:06 PM
baldbe is the fakest of them all.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif
:lol Had to be saved by Shaq. Story of of his career


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9OzVIIiUEU

Monty Williams vs. Kobe Bryant

Reggie Miller vs. Kobe Bryant

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQf40mPOzVE

gyu
08-02-2015, 10:10 PM
Kendrick Perkins.

G0ATbe
08-02-2015, 10:10 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif

Got 2 cheap shots in that didn't even affect Kobe and then ran for his life:applause: . This is just a testament to Kobe's alphaness if anything, reminds me of this moment
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3656319/kobe-abd-matt-barnes-o.gif

SteelChinbe:bowdown:

bigkingsfan
08-02-2015, 10:13 PM
Alpha http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/kobe_bryant.jpg

stalkerforlife
08-02-2015, 10:13 PM
Got 2 cheap shots in that didn't even affect Kobe and then ran for his life:applause: . This is just a testament to Kobe's alphaness if anything, reminds me of this moment
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3656319/kobe-abd-matt-barnes-o.gif

SteelChinbe:bowdown:

I think Kobe could be a UFC champion with that chin.

He could probably be heavyweight champion even at 210 pounds.

stalkerforlife
08-02-2015, 10:15 PM
Alpha http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/kobe_bryant.jpg

You'd cry too if you were falsely accused of rape and the cops believed her because she was white and he's black.

The cops were just jealous that Kobe's manhood put her to sleep and when she arose she assumed a rape occurred.

SHAQisGOAT
08-02-2015, 10:51 PM
anyone acting tough

there has literally NEVER EVER been a fist fight in an nba game, meaning that anyone who has ever pretended like they were gonna fight is a fake tough guy

:coleman:

:rolleyes:

Only if you mean nowadays or something... Off the top...

Kermit Washington almost ended Rudy T's career/life with a tremendous punch to the face.

How about that game when Willis Reed was punching everybody on the Lakers?

I think it was Brad Daugherty who once laid a pretty clean punch to Laimbeer's head.

I remember Mo Lucas and Darryl Dawkins boxing on the court. Terry Cummings and Dantley (I believe, either him or Buck Williams) the same.

Parish karate chopped Laimbeer to the ground...
Bird hit him with his arm when trying to punch him on the floor (Bill was involded in countless fights lmfao).

You got Malice in the Palace.

Sedale Threatt once rocked Ainge with a blow to the chin.

Chris Childs landed a couple of punches on Kobe, although soft ones.

5'9 Calvin Murphy was involved in many fights which he "won" by punches to the head.

Zo and Grandmama traded shots even if no one landed a clean one.

Dr J hit Bird with some serious punches while Moses and Barkley held Larry.

^Those are just the ones I remember right now, and most of them are on tape...
Shit, you got 80's mixes when you see numerous fight and whatnot...

Mr. Jabbar
08-02-2015, 10:57 PM
lebron imo, the mirza incident was hideous

FireDavidKahn
08-02-2015, 11:07 PM
You'd cry too if you were falsely accused of rape and the cops believed her because she was white and he's black.

The cops were just jealous that Kobe's manhood put her to sleep and when she arose she assumed a rape occurred.
"Falsey":roll:

gilalizard
08-02-2015, 11:32 PM
KG
LeBron James

Megabox!
08-02-2015, 11:34 PM
Kobe

FKAri
08-02-2015, 11:36 PM
Kobe living rent free

He homeless now too? Damn. Atleast he has his rangs doe

Kobe_6/8
08-03-2015, 01:49 AM
Kobe living rent-free. Shooting free-throws with a torn ACL is tough as ****.

ShawkFactory
08-03-2015, 01:55 AM
Has Lebron been notorious for portraying himself as a tough guy? Actually I take that back...of course he views himself as the enforcer.

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/lebron-trainwreck.png?w=650

sportjames23
08-03-2015, 03:19 AM
anyone acting tough

there has literally NEVER EVER been a fist fight in an nba game, meaning that anyone who has ever pretended like they were gonna fight is a fake tough guy


70s thru 90s had some good fights. Actual fist fights, especially before Stern took over.

clipps
08-03-2015, 03:39 AM
Kobe living rent-free. Shooting free-throws with a torn ACL is tough as ****.

It was an Achilles you got damn ****ing degenerate.

SyRyanYang
08-03-2015, 03:46 AM
Surprised that no one has mentioned Shaq at 4th page.

pastis
08-03-2015, 03:51 AM
did anyone remember carmelo anthonys beta action? punched somene from behind and then runs away like a zeta male

L.A. Jazz
08-03-2015, 06:13 AM
my answer: all nba players

305Baller
08-03-2015, 06:14 AM
Reggie Miller

MiseryCityTexas
08-03-2015, 07:11 AM
Kevin Garnett owns this thread,

disel
08-03-2015, 09:06 AM
http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/KobeMouth_zpsafz3qgv0.gif (http://s1383.photobucket.com/user/MaleRuler/media/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/KobeMouth_zpsafz3qgv0.gif.html)

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/lalakers-kobe-bryant_zpsro0lhec2.jpg

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/120115-kobe-590_zpsdc8mzj2u.jpg

If you say you ain't shook you lyin'

this bitch is one of the fakest bitches of alltime

Quickening
08-03-2015, 09:23 AM
http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/KobeMouth_zpsafz3qgv0.gif (http://s1383.photobucket.com/user/MaleRuler/media/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/KobeMouth_zpsafz3qgv0.gif.html)

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/lalakers-kobe-bryant_zpsro0lhec2.jpg

http://i1383.photobucket.com/albums/ah306/MaleRuler/Basketball/Basketball%20Funnies/120115-kobe-590_zpsdc8mzj2u.jpg

If you say you ain't shook you lyin'

:lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/7/29/1/enhanced-buzz-29546-1343538430-8.jpg

TheBigVeto
08-04-2015, 02:50 AM
baldbe is the fakest of them all.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif
:lol Had to be saved by Shaq. Story of of his career

Correct answer.

tomtucker
08-04-2015, 05:24 AM
Tyler Hansborogh

proof of fakeness ?

Kvnzhangyay
08-04-2015, 05:32 AM
proof of fakeness ?

there was that time he got pissed at metta world peace before seeing who

AirFederer
08-04-2015, 07:08 AM
proof of fakeness ?
http://thenosebleeds.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-10-21-21_48_43.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/gjKGyvmjyB9Kw/giphy.gif

FireDavidKahn
08-04-2015, 02:27 PM
http://thenosebleeds.nextimpulsemedia.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/2013-10-21-21_48_43.gif

http://media.giphy.com/media/gjKGyvmjyB9Kw/giphy.gif
How is this proof? Tyler didn't start shit:sleeping

kshutts1
08-04-2015, 02:51 PM
Surprised that no one has mentioned Shaq at 4th page.
He was literally in the third post :facepalm

kshutts1
08-04-2015, 02:52 PM
And I don't understand how that gif with Childs and Kobe makes Kobe a "fake tough guy".

I have not seen a full clip of that incident, but what I see is Kobe taking two shots to the face/neck area, and right before the gif ends you can see Kobe start to go after him. If he were "fake tough" I feel as though he would turn tail and run, not get geared to go back at him.

jayfan
08-04-2015, 03:29 PM
Surprised that no one has mentioned Shaq at 4th page.

He was mentioned on page 1. Rightfully so.



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Lakers Legend#32
08-04-2015, 03:39 PM
Lame-beer

boldarblood
08-04-2015, 05:03 PM
baldbe is the fakest of them all.

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwvmunNzox1qjkukyo1_500.gif
:lol Had to be saved by Shaq. Story of of his career


Kobe gets hit in the neck twice and doesn't go down. Your riding the short bus if you think that means he is not tough. He took his shots like a man. Your either a troll or a tard.

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
08-04-2015, 05:07 PM
How is this proof? Tyler didn't start shit:sleeping

You're right

He just pissed his shorts. :oldlol:

Ruler
08-04-2015, 05:56 PM
Matt Barnes.

JJ Hickson

Kenneth Farier

Steve Blake

20Four
08-04-2015, 06:12 PM
JT123 is the biggest tard on this planet....he thinks about kobe more than kobe's wife does...lol :roll: :roll:

http://i.imgur.com/E5acu2s.jpg

GIF REACTION
08-04-2015, 06:14 PM
20four is RIPPED as ****.

Dude. You're jacked as ****. Give me your routine, bro.

Doranku
08-04-2015, 06:18 PM
Kobe gets hit in the neck twice and doesn't go down. Your riding the short bus if you think that means he is not tough. He took his shots like a man. Your either a troll or a tard.
:oldlol: I'll never understand how people use this gif as a knock against Kobe. Dude takes two shots in the jaw like they're nothing, then Chris Childs backpedals the f*ck up outta there once Kobe starts coming at him.

ArbitraryWater
08-04-2015, 08:31 PM
:lol :lol :lol :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/web04/2012/7/29/1/enhanced-buzz-29546-1343538430-8.jpg

dude I cant :roll: :roll: :roll:

20Four
08-04-2015, 09:51 PM
20four is RIPPED as ****.

Dude. You're jacked as ****. Give me your routine, bro.
PM me mang! I got you

Solid Snake
08-05-2015, 01:11 AM
I never understood this, how is being sucker punched a measure of toughness or cowardice?

Yeah it's something we can use to CLOWN you, make fun of you for the rest of eternity, endless low-light reels, etc. But how in HELL does it have anything to do with TOUGHNESS? Once again, ISH lacks basic understand of......things.


Again, if anything, we could make fun of Kobe for:

1) Low reaction time.
2) Poor defensive skill.
3) Lacking awareness of the situation to properly anticipate a punch coming towards him (they were in each other's face).
4) Poor counter punching skill.

NONE of this, and I repeat, NONE OF THIS is indicative of, LET ALONE synonymous with the character trait of "fake toughness."

Yall ni99as are just stupid.

jayfan
08-05-2015, 12:59 PM
Lame-beer

Please.

Say what you want about Laimbeer - dirty, punk, petulant.... But dude was definitely tough. Always willing to mix it up, never backed down from anyone or anything, and when he got hit, he took it like a man and came back for more.



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SHAQisGOAT
08-05-2015, 06:39 PM
Please.

Say what you want about Laimbeer - dirty, punk, petulant.... But dude was definitely tough. Always willing to mix it up, never backed down from anyone or anything, and when he got hit, he took it like a man and came back for more.

.

Yea he was a very dirty sob but I think you're totally right there.

BigNBAfan
08-05-2015, 07:00 PM
Lame-beer

dumbass

TheBigVeto
08-07-2015, 04:28 AM
Kobe.

orange_chicken
08-07-2015, 05:10 AM
Kobe is a Japanese word the guy is a samurai in the eyes of the Japanese. In Chinese his name means 'little warrior'. Worldwide Kobe is a bigger name than Lebron. You can hate him all you want but that rape case has nothing to do with his basketball alphaness.

TheBigVeto
08-07-2015, 08:02 AM
Kobe is a Japanese word the guy is a clown in the eyes of the Japanese. In Chinese his name means 'little ******'. Worldwide Kobe is a bigger name than Lebron. You can hate him all you want but that rape case has nothing to do with his basketball alphaness.

You typed clown and ****** wrong. FTFY

Quickening
08-07-2015, 08:13 AM
I never understood this, how is being sucker punched a measure of toughness or cowardice?

Yeah it's something we can use to CLOWN you, make fun of you for the rest of eternity, endless low-light reels, etc. But how in HELL does it have anything to do with TOUGHNESS? Once again, ISH lacks basic understand of......things.


Again, if anything, we could make fun of Kobe for:

1) Low reaction time.
2) Poor defensive skill.
3) Lacking awareness of the situation to properly anticipate a punch coming towards him (they were in each other's face).
4) Poor counter punching skill.

NONE of this, and I repeat, NONE OF THIS is indicative of, LET ALONE synonymous with the character trait of "fake toughness."

Yall ni99as are just stupid.

Kobe mouthing off, throwing a cheap elbow then when someone actually stands up to him, he is back peddling and waiting for Shaq to save him. Classic fake tough guy.

ZMonkey11
08-07-2015, 08:16 AM
anyone acting tough

there has literally NEVER EVER been a fist fight in an nba game, meaning that anyone who has ever pretended like they were gonna fight is a fake tough guy

You are 15 or less? Real talk.