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08-03-2015, 11:56 AM
Fabled Heavyweight Champion of InsideHoops.
https://rigsamarole.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/angry_gorilla.jpg

The Extraordinaire. The Amazing. The Unstoppable Force.

Nick Young
08-03-2015, 12:01 PM
Even the most beta runt silverback can easily solo 3 Brock Lesnars. GOAT primates. Imagine if they played basketball:bowdown: :bowdown:

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08-03-2015, 12:05 PM
Even the most beta runt silverback can easily solo 3 Brock Lesnars. GOAT primates. Imagine if they played basketball:bowdown: :bowdown:
Basketball size Silverback:
6-1
7-8 Wingspan
500 pounds
Top speed 25Mph
Unmatched agility and quickness
Stronger than 10 Wilts

GIF REACTION
08-03-2015, 12:06 PM
GOAT perimeter defender.

Can guard 1-5
Can shutdown Shaq
Can stay infront of prime Derrick rose and MVP Iverson
Insane length to disrupt passing lanes.

Nick Young
08-03-2015, 12:14 PM
Basically would be a team of Charles Barkleys who all played elite Pippen level defense.


I think they would struggle learning to shoot from distance due to their massive strength and hands, but they would easily be able to dunk on anyone and everyone every time down the court. Not even prime Shaq could box out or defend an average Silverback, let alone the athletic elites of the silverback world.

Joyner82reload
08-03-2015, 12:19 PM
It's amusing that you retards think Insidehoops is the origin of Silverback gorilla lore. This site is nothing but a cesspool of autistic teenagers without friends which correlates to 0 originality. It's stolen from bodybuilding.com.

Wally450
08-03-2015, 12:21 PM
GOAT perimeter defender.

Can guard 1-5
Can shutdown Shaq
Can stay infront of prime Derrick rose and MVP Iverson
Insane length to disrupt passing lanes.

Can he stay out of foul trouble though?

Nick Young
08-03-2015, 12:30 PM
It's amusing that you retards think Insidehoops is the origin of Silverback gorilla lore. This site is nothing but a cesspool of autistic teenagers without friends which correlates to 0 originality. It's stolen from bodybuilding.com.
Silverback gorillas have actually existed before the invention of the internet and bodybuilding.com believe it or not. These facts are 'stolen' from nature only, and the research of scientists and Jane Goodall.

Obama=ROY
08-03-2015, 12:34 PM
Basketball size Silverback:
6-1
7-8 Wingspan
500 pounds
Top speed 25Mph
Unmatched agility and quickness
Stronger than 10 Wilts
Dunk into own basket.

Nick Young
08-03-2015, 12:36 PM
Does anyone have stats on a gorilla's vertical jump?

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08-03-2015, 02:12 PM
Does anyone have stats on a gorilla's vertical jump?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6MMFS06Vv0

Explosive double leg takeoff. Jumped over an electric fence. Has Vince Carter type hops, combined with long arms.

Legends66NBA7
08-03-2015, 02:14 PM
Many, if not all, apex predators would kill a Silverback.

GIF REACTION
08-03-2015, 02:57 PM
Many, if not all, apex predators would kill a Silverback.
The Legendary Silverback beats a lion, tiger. It has an epic duel with a grizzly bear.

Nick Young
08-03-2015, 03:00 PM
Yes, Gorilla locks in rear naked choke on a tiger and lion all day long. VS a grizzly the battle is more difficult but the gorilla can soften the bear up from range by throwing rocks before going in close with the ground and pound

StephHamann
08-03-2015, 03:02 PM
In my country Europe, Gorillas are heroes of the people. :applause:

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08-03-2015, 03:07 PM
Legendary feats by InsideHoop's Undisputed Heavyweight Champion


1. Animal Planet's Most Extreme strength ranked the gorilla 8th (1 being strongest) with the ability to lift 4600 LBs or about 10 times its weight. The lion didn't make the list.

2. http://www.worldwildlife.org/what/wherewework/congo/species.html The gorilla has an armspan of 7 feet meaning it has much longer reach than the lion.

3. The gorilla is smarter and more dextrous. It's 4 hands can exploit weaknesses (eyes, extremities, ears, nose for example) in ways the lion will struggle to do. Hands also carry potential tool use. The ape can possibly pelt the lion with sticks and rocks.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1364810.ece This was from a chimp. Can you imagine what an ape 2-3 times the size of that chimp could do?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060812113302AAbejNL This mix of power and dexterity will aid the ape tremendously

4. http://www.dallasnews.com/news/community-news/dallas/headlines/20100306-Dallas-Zoo-says-response-to-gorilla-4093.ece Gives a number of cases of gorillas escaping their zoo enclosures. While normally quiet, gorillas can be explosive and fast when aroused.

5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EWkR_i0mns The grip strength of an orangutan. If a gorilla grabbed ahold of a lion's leg and yank it, the lion would be seriously injured.

6. http://www.awf.org/content/wildlife/detail/mountaingorilla Gorillas are 50-100 LB heavier and x10 stronger than the biggest american football players. Also states that the Silverback will give his life to protect his troop. A silverback gorilla won't hesitate to attack a lion if he feels it is threatening his troop.

7. http://en.allexperts.com/q/Interspecies-Conflict-3754/Gorilla-Vs-Big-Cats.htm this expert states a gorilla has the upper body strength of 12-20 men and has bones 12 times denser than a man. The gorilla's long hairs can also give protection against claws. It's also very interesting to note the expert favors gorillas over big cats.

8. http://en.allexperts.com/q/Wild-Animals-705/BITE-FORCE.htm Gorillas have 1300-1400 LBs of bite force.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK84KVxXHIQ The lion only has 600. Tiger 1000.

9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ebd36p4zkw baboon intimidates lion

10. strength of a CALM Silverback Gorilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNdURQEOki0

11. http://news.monstersandcritics.com/africa/news/article_1375106.php/Kenyan_man_who_defeated_lion_dies_after_attack_by_ hyenas man kills lion with bare hands.

In conclusion, I feel that the gorilla's strength, reach, brains, bite force, and potential improvisation effectively cancels out the lion's predator instinct and claws. Again, this is just my opinion so if I'm wrong feel free to correct me.

GIF REACTION
08-03-2015, 03:11 PM
The Mighty Silverback is just as strong off it's back as it is standing.

This is not so for lions/tigers/bears... Due to their short limbs/arms and lengthy torsos. A silverback has both the strength and the reach/arm length to work from off the bottom. Imagine a back breaking brute force punch to the back of the head of a lion while the gorilla is on it's back. It can even work submissions/tear jaws apart/rip off limbs/gouge eyes with it's opposable thumbs.

Nick Young
08-03-2015, 03:13 PM
In my country Europe, Gorillas are heroes of the people. :applause:
yes, we Europeans look to gorilla society for examples in times of great strife, for example the Greece situation. Thanks to wisdom learned from the great silverback gorillas we are able to save the beautiful and oppressed greeks, as well as minorities and women. People say that Africans are ignorant, but in real life it is us Imperialists who are the truly ignorant ones.

GIF REACTION
08-03-2015, 09:48 PM
a great Ape keeper to the Paris zoo in 1940 ...one Phillipe La Muir had a father and son relationship with the 25 yr old 450lb Silver back. (The Gorilla believing Phillipe to be his father) One day the Gorilla slapped Phillipe on the head killing him instantly. Nobody could believe it after thay had been so close for so long but a man had noticed that a Bee had landed on Phillipes head.....the Gorrilla had merely tried to swat the fly for his master!

Death slap. Legendary strength.

TheMarkMadsen
08-03-2015, 09:50 PM
Brock Lesnar would absolutly destroy a Silverback Gorilla, he beat the god damn Undertaker's steark ffs, are you people serious with this silverback> Lesnar shit

:wtf: :confusedshrug:

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
08-03-2015, 09:57 PM
Brock Lesnar would absolutly destroy a Silverback Gorilla, he beat the god damn Undertaker's steark ffs, are you people serious with this silverback> Lesnar shit

:wtf: :confusedshrug:

[JR voice]God God almighty[/JR voice]

Since there's no white text, I am having trouble detecting sarcasm. Please dont tell me you're on of those wrestling fans...

ArbitraryWater
08-03-2015, 09:59 PM
[JR voice]God God almighty[/JR voice]

Since there's no white text, I am having trouble detecting sarcasm. Please dont tell me you're on of those wrestling fans...

:oldlol:


I know Madsen pretty well, he has a slick sense of Humor, just messin' around.

CelticBaller
08-03-2015, 10:01 PM
Bruce Lee Vs Silverback Vs Rousey

Who wins?

TheMarkMadsen
08-03-2015, 10:19 PM
[JR voice]God God almighty[/JR voice]

Since there's no white text, I am having trouble detecting sarcasm. Please dont tell me you're on of those wrestling fans...


we're talking about this

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vs

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Lesnar would throw that uncoordinated monkey around the jungle and then some

besides Lesnar already has experience fighting animals in the wild

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Mr. Jabbar
08-03-2015, 11:08 PM
the lebron of animals
































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9erempiree
08-03-2015, 11:29 PM
While I admire the gorillas but lets not exaggerate its strength. If it is capable of lifting tons, then why won't the pick up one of this boulders in their area and smash the plexiglass to escape?

Nick Young
08-04-2015, 04:18 AM
Brock Lesnar would absolutly destroy a Silverback Gorilla, he beat the god damn Undertaker's steark ffs, are you people serious with this silverback> Lesnar shit

:wtf: :confusedshrug:
If Lesnar can get a kimura locked in he has a chance, if the fight becomes a striking battle, Gorilla will destroy him.

Nick Young
08-04-2015, 04:24 AM
While I admire the gorillas but lets not exaggerate its strength. If it is capable of lifting tons, then why won't the pick up one of this boulders in their area and smash the plexiglass to escape?
They don't put real boulders in the zoo enclosures. That shit's fiberglass. Also gorillas have already been recorded as smashing bullet proof military grade zoo glass by themselves. They don't need boulders.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAQmYuvUgOs

Also, the fact is a lot of these gorillas in zoos are bred in captivity, lazy and lost their street hunger if they ever had it to begin with. Think of these zoo silverbacks as Michael Beasleys. They happy with the cozy life they got in the zoo and don't desire more.

Wild silverbacks are a different story entirely.

http://images.northrup.org/picture/xl/gorilla/angry-silverback.jpg